Girlfriend...

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Lol emo chick. You don't wear socks on your hands silly girl.
 
Lol emo chick. You don't wear socks on your hands silly girl.

Yeah, that's what I thought at first. Then I got to know her, and realized she wasn't emo at all, she just dressed "alternative".

Also, yeah, the girl on the right is freaking gorgeous.
 
Girlfriends cost too much damn money.

At this point in my life, I just don't care that much.
I don't have problems attracting females, I'm just too damn lazy to follow up.

Gaming and masturbation ftmfw.

QFT :D
 
Girlfriends cost too much damn money.

At this point in my life, I just don't care that much.
I don't have problems attracting females, I'm just too damn lazy to follow up.

Gaming and masturbation ftmfw.

AKA you cant get any. Girls that are too expensive arent worth your time. Most girls arent so demanding. Go out there and find a girl, its better than anything you will ever get from your computer. Or...better yet find a girl that plays games(they exist). Best of both worlds.
 
girls are fun and saying that video games and jacking off is better is wrong

girls are fun, girlfriends... aren't, necessarily.
 
Well, the situation with me is a bit different. The relationship between the girl I love (and she loves me) wouldn't get any closer if we starting dating. You know?
 
Well, the situation with me is a bit different. The relationship between the girl I love (and she loves me) wouldn't get any closer if we starting dating. You know?
well i'm in the same situation. dating probably wouldn't make things any better, and it might make things worse. we're just extremely close friends... no problems when we hook up with other people or anything. i actually had a girlfriend a little while ago, too, and she was bat**** insane and i'm really not too psyched on having another one anytime soon.
 
our female forumites are all quite attractive as a matter of fact, particularly the ones on the staff ;)
 
/me waits for all the female members of the forum to get here and lynch Slacker.

I was being entirely sarcastic anyway. One of the nicest, most attractive girls I know plays video games profesionally.
 
I was being entirely sarcastic anyway. One of the nicest, most attractive girls I know plays video games profesionally.

true dat. she's pretty damn attractive. and she knows it.
 
AKA you cant get any. Girls that are too expensive arent worth your time. Most girls arent so demanding. Go out there and find a girl, its better than anything you will ever get from your computer. Or...better yet find a girl that plays games(they exist). Best of both worlds.

QFT

But back to the bolded part, the crazy thing is, it is the norm for girls to play games (mostly simple rhythm-type games) here in Hong Kong. Seriously, I was absolutely shocked when the group of chicks I was with decided to burn a few hours... at the arcade. This isn't isolated case either, lots of 'em play the DS (guys play PSP mainly) during bus / mtr (subway) / any spare time. Take into account, they aren't the hideous outcast types either, they are very normal by HK standards (mixed bag in terms of appearence though, but nobody below 'average').
 
So many girls are either insane or evil that the prospects of dating don't look too good.
 
1) A very lovely girl named Hannah
2) 11 months today
3) not yet, though we do lots of stimulating activities
 
Jintor, did you mean the above as in like, you will see/like noone, ever? Cause that would be an extremely hard thing to do, unless you are totally devoid of concious thought and become some sort of immortal ascended being... :p
 
Work? Aim... this is a gaming forum. Most people here have never seriously heard that word before. Don't hurt their ears! D:
 
Jintor, did you mean the above as in like, you will see/like noone, ever? Cause that would be an extremely hard thing to do, unless you are totally devoid of concious thought and become some sort of immortal ascended being... :p

Sounds good to me.
 
Work? Aim... this is a gaming forum. Most people here have never seriously heard that word before. Don't hurt their ears! D:

Or at least don't know the meaning of it, I'm sure they've heard their parents do something called "work," but never investigated it.

I am potentially one of "them," as well.

I have a job, but I don't work very hard. Not that I'm a slacker (I am), but it's just not a very hard job, and my school right now is easy.
 
Work? Aim... this is a gaming forum. Most people here have never seriously heard that word before. Don't hurt their ears! D:

Well, girlfriends don't exactly fall off tree's now :)

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Unless you look like some hollywood star, then they come in flash floods.
 
I'm having toruble picking just one girl. They're all so nice and lovely and pretty. Can't I just settle down with a dozen or so?
 
Well, girlfriends don't exactly fall off tree's now :)

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Unless you look like some hollywood star, then they come in flash floods.

I'm determined to create the first genetically altered girlfriend tree.

But then those bastards who beat women will just have a more solid excuse for why their girlfriends are bruised... "THey fell from the tree"

Grrr... foiled before I even began.


I'm having toruble picking just one girl. They're all so nice and lovely and pretty. Can't I just settle down with a dozen or so?

That's called a harem my friend :-D
 
I want a girl friend >.>
Ask girls lots of questions about their life. People love to talk about themselves. If you keep asking questions and seems genuinely interested, they will think you actually want anything but get on with them.

Not a good tip if you want long-lasting relationships, though.
 
Be nice, but be assertive and confident. Don't be afraid to be yourself. Etc etc.
 
Ask girls lots of questions about their life. People love to talk about themselves. If you keep asking questions and seems genuinely interested, they will think you actually want anything but get on with them.

Not a good tip if you want long-lasting relationships, though.

Don't get me wrong..I think I'm pretty good at talking with girls and stuff...
...I even have a few phone numbers..I'm just don't motivated enough ;(
 
Don't get me wrong..I think I'm pretty good at talking with girls and stuff...
...I even have a few phone numbers..I'm just don't motivated enough ;(

but not too long ago you made a thread about your girlfriend biting your weiner ..I remember distinctly cuz I thought it was funny at the time
 
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