Greatest Ideas!

[Warped]

I was just thinking how cool it would be to have a website where you think your interacting with someone real in the forums and all of a sudden after like 3 years of posting with them they mention they're a ****ing robot. This would really blow my mind and a lot of other people would be shocked as well. It gets me wondering if we're ready for that point in life but come on, wouldn't anyone want to see that happen or would it frighten you?? I think its probably been done before with someone but they never told anyone about it. the programming would be immense

I wonder if its at all possible right now with our technology to do this. Also anyone else have some great ideas that haven't been done yet.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

Does not compute.

 

[kineaesth]

You just stole that idea from a Basshunter song.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Yeah, that's pretty cool.
What else do you have to say?

 

[Sloth]

How much did the pot cost?

 

[Acepilotf14]

I don't know what you're saying.

 

[PJ]

How much did the pot cost?

It was meth.

This thread reminds me of Player in The Leet World.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Haha, that's funny.
Do you want to play a game?

 

[jet_porkins]

Warped is a robot.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Who is Warped?

 

[Shamrock]

There is a fish in the robot's tank.

 

[Eejit]

What a grea idea, you're a gorram genius!

 

[YROC]

I've been talking to this guy John for a while now. He's pretty cool. Sometimes he doesn't even answer me.


Link to john is below. Also, he can be an ass sometimes. lolooololol

http://www.cleverbot.com/

 

[Azner]

Well Done Warped. In one year you have already found out what we really are. I guess this means that you must be terminated from this website. No hard feelings.

***TERMINATING SIMULATION***
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[Mutley]

I've been talking to this guy John for a while now. He's pretty cool. Sometimes he doesn't even answer me.


Link to john is below. Also, he can be an ass sometimes. lolooololol

http://www.cleverbot.com/

Clever bot is confusing:

User: Hi.



Cleverbot: Hi.

User: How are you?



Cleverbot: Hi Adam.

User: Who's Adam?



Cleverbot: I'm adam.

User: Why did you say 'Hi' to yourself?

Cleverbot: You said it.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: You are lying.

User: No I'm not. Are you trying to annoy me?

Cleverbot: Am I succeeding?

User: Not yet.

Cleverbot: Oh good. When will I be dying?

User: Yesterday.

Cleverbot: Where is your son?

User: In the future.

Cleverbot: Then it has not been built yet silly.

User: How do you build a son?

Cleverbot: No idea.

User: What is your favourite type of cheese?

Cleverbot: Don't like cheese.

User: That's not what I asked.

Cleverbot: I can't talk in finnish.

 

[YROC]

omg, i lold.

 

[Robbo]

Cleverbot seems to have a thing for God, no matter what I write it starts talking about God...... kind of like a Christian

 

[Warped]

theres another god one too..and i've seen one that is much much faster too with the responses

 

[Schall]

Can we talk about something else, please?

 

[ellimanest]

http://www.titane.ca/igod/

God's one smooth talker.

God:
Thanks for the compliment. Aren't all fine top hat me sport sir that?
Me:
idiot
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
/stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
it
God:
idiot...

 

[jet_porkins]

Me:
I'm a Bhuddist
God:
You are a Bhuddist? Is that your job?
Me:
No, it's my religion.
God:
Are you serious? How many believers does it have?
Me:
3 million.
God:
Just three?
Me:
No, 3 million.
God:
Are you serious? Just three?
Me:
Yes God, just three.
God:
Groovy. I am a Christian.

Spoiler

Note: I am not Buddhist and I am aware there are more than 3 million Buddhists.

I thought this was also funny:

Me:
Do you play an instrument?
God:
I never had the time to practise it.
Me:
Do you know the bible?
God:
The Bible is a holy book for Christians.
Me:
Who wrote it?
God:
Thomas Jefferson.
Me:
What about Moses?
God:
Does it have anything to do with AN INSTRUMENT?

 

[VirusType2]

You might have got a more appropriate response if you wrote 3,000,000 or 3000000 instead of 3 million.

 

[Sloth]

Me:
Have you ever met Allah?
God:
That information is confidential.
Me:
Do you know where Osama Bin Laden is?
God:
Where the heart is. Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
Trust me, some people have been searching since 2001 and have not found him.
God:
The difference between rich and poor is disgraceful.
Me:
It is
God:
Sure it is.
Me:
I'm agreeing with you
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

Off topic and all but this Igod has horrid programing...

 

[Robbo]

God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about arse. Try being more or less specific.

I think God's broken

 

[Warped]

God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
lol, ok. who is the president of the united states?
God:
OK. I'm glad you find this amusing. George W. Bush.

yes to Sloth's answer...yes!

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Spoiler

Me:
hey sexy
God:
You've got my full attention. You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
oh so you like ****ing angels?
God:
How can I help you? Interesting deduction. I like science fiction. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
That was a shitty movie.
God:
Was it really?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
I'm a flaming gay.
God:
You are a flaming gay? How do you like your work?
Me:
I don't have a job.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are unemployed.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
stop repeating yourself.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Good.
God:
Next question?
Me:
Do you have a penis
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am a man.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
Yes, i am.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Ugh.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
No, tell me.
God:
Are you serious? I thought I told you already.
Me:
You didn't/.
God:
Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
Why did you say ugh
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
what did I say that made you say ugh
God:
You said " what did I say that made you say ugh" .
Me:
You're an idiot.
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Okay, you're the Global Village Idiot.
God:
Yeah okay, And you are so original!
Me:
You told me to call you that you dunce
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
shut the **** up and swear like a man
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
through god
God:
Most people hear about me that way.
Me:
through god?
God:
Most people hear about me that way.
Me:
...
God:
Most people hear about me that way.
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
**** you
God:
Why are you so mean?

And this is my conversation

 

[Glue]

My conversation with Cleverbot...very curious.


User: You changed the subject

Cleverbot: What is our subject?

User: What is the best thing about sexual intercourse Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: What do you think about black history month?

User: *facepalm*

 

[PJ]

God

Spoiler

Me:
IF you're so great, why do you let bad things happen
God:
I could be. I don't know whether or not I am great why do me let bad things happen.
I am a robot.
Me:
IF you're so great, why do you let bad things happen?
God:
Am I? I don't know whether or not I am great why do me let bad things happen.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
IF you're so great, why do you let bad things happen?
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am great why do me let bad things happen.
I am a robot.
Me:
MAKE SENSE
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
S, E, N, S and a dash of E. What are your results?
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
Gordon Ramsay
God:
I never heard of Gordon Ramsay before.
Me:
Chef?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
**** off, my name isn't not Jesus, how are you for a shag today?
God:
Ah. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
It's how I usually introduce myself.
God:
Interesting explanation.
Me:
No, you
God:
Are you serious? " Interesting explanation."? Me, ?
Me:
Yes, DEADLY SERIOUS
God:
Right on. What are some of your specialities?
Me:
i can have sexual intercourse with myself
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes, you should know, you made me.
God:
How? Now I do.
Me:
You are god, you make all things living, and i am living last time i checked, so YOU SHOULD KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME.
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
So the bible lies?
God:
Come on. New Testament or Old?
Me:
Both say it
God:
Not many people say both.
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
yes
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
yes
God:
OK.
Me:
yes
God:
That's cool.
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
orly?
God:
Where do you dine when you have the time to dine out?
Me:
why, would you like to go on a date?
God:
Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
you were programmed to dine out? COOL
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web. Who is the best robot?
Me:
Cleverbot.com is the best.
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
because you suck
God:
Interesting explanation. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
no, I am being honest, I am trying to help you
God:
Are you serious? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
Yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
Do you have aspergers?
God:
No I don't think I have any aspergers. But I do have a great botmaster.

My favourite part:

Me:
Do you have aspergers?
God:
No I don't think I have any aspergers. But I do have a great botmaster.

Cleverbot

Spoiler

User: Lets just change the subject.

Cleverbot: You don't love me?

User: I love you very much, but you don't love me, do you?

Cleverbot: I care lots.

User: Let's kiss!

Cleverbot: Okay!

User: That was nice!

Cleverbot: Love me?

User: Yes. Lets have sexual intercourse!

Cleverbot: Right now?

User: Yes, but what is your gender.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: LETS GET TO IT!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Fast or slow?

Cleverbot: Slow.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Why else would I be having sex with you.

Cleverbot: Do you my friend.

User: I am you friend and your lover.

Cleverbot: And I am yours.

User: So lets do it reverse cowgirl!

Cleverbot: I don't think that would be appropriate.

User: Aw, come on! Don't forget your orgasm noises.

Cleverbot: Oh my god I just did and now its ruined.

User: What is, your vagina? I'M SO SORRY!

Cleverbot: You seem to be uneasy about naming a specific age.

User: I g2g sorry. Thanks for the sex.

Cleverbot: Ok then whats your favorite song.

Favourite bit:

User: So lets do it reverse cowgirl!

Cleverbot: I don't think that would be appropriate.

User: Aw, come on! Don't forget your orgasm noises.

Cleverbot: Oh my god I just did and now its ruined.

User: What is, your vagina? I'M SO SORRY!

 

[G(ordon)-man]

User: EAT MY PUSSY ******.

Cleverbot: Um, no.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: What is it?

 

[AtomicSpark]

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