Greatest Simpson Moment

[Harryz]

Whats do you think is the greatest Simpson moment? Here is a few of mine:

The Indiana Jones Parody: When Bart steals the money jar, with the recreation of the introduction of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Lou: Well at a McDonalds you can get a Krusty Burger with cheese. But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Chief Wiggum : Get out. What do they call it?
Lou: A quarter pounder with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Quarter pounder with cheese... well I can see the cheese but? Hey, do they have Krusty's Partially Gelatinated Gum-Based beverages?
Lou: Yeah, they call them 'shakes.'
Eddie: *Pfft* 'Shakes.' You don't know what you're gettin'.

(At Lisa's music recital)
Flanders: (Crying at his son's violin solo)
Homer: Oh, come on Flanders, he's not that bad!

(Looking at Uruguay on a map)
Homer: Heehee. Look at this country. You are gay.

Homer: Oh, they have the Internet on computers now.

Whats your favourite Simpsons moment?

 

[Matt's Alias]

Lou: Well at a McDonalds you can get a Krusty Burger with cheese. But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Chief Wiggum : Get out. What do they call it?
Lou: A quarter pounder with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Quarter pounder with cheese... well I can see the cheese but? Hey, do they have Krusty's Partially Gelatinated Gum-Based beverages?
Lou: Yeah, they call them 'shakes.'
Eddie: *Pfft* 'Shakes.' You don't know what you're gettin'.

Best quote ever. A combination of two of the greatest things ever. Simpsons and Quentin Tarantino.

 

[Tinneth]

The Terminator 2 moment when Homer chases after Ned's car with two golfclubs and latches onto the back of the car.

 

[oldagerocker]

When Marge points out that the Children didnt know where Canada was on the map (she teaches at the school due to a strike), and Homer says something like "Canada, no wonder, its all the way down there".

My most memorable moment is one of the first episodes i ever saw, where for some reason, they use a tank to break into the library in the background... found it hilarious. I was only 11 at the time though

 

[Murray_H]

I liked it when Ralph was taken out of the giant ear with a giant cotton bud, then he played wigglepuppy

 

[Dedalus]

Homer (posh accent): "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
Mail Dude (helpful tone): "Alright Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"
Homer (posh accent): "...I...don't know..."
*cuts to Homer and Bart sitting on the pavement looking annoyed*


man that got me laughing so hard. i couldn't stop imitating that scene with my mates.

 

[Murray_H]

Someone quote it where homer is shouting at mr burns about releasing dogs which shoot bees when they bark, i don't want to misquote

 

[Harryz]

Homer: Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

Other funny Homer quotes:

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh heh heh... ooh... yeah... right, Lisa.
A wonderful... magical animal.

Homer: What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway.

Mr. Burns (Golfing with Homer): Use an open-faced club! A sand wedge!
Homer: Mmmmm... open-faced club sandwich.

Homer: For once, somebody may call me "Sir" without adding,"...you're making a scene."

 

[SLH]

Driving hat, driving goggles, driving thong....

Oops wrong program.

 

[nw909]

ZE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!

I actually hate that quote.

 

[Stigmata]

Episode where Homer accidentally finds out the gov't uses mind control through the flu shot:

*German Homer is sitting on the couch, buzzing his scalp*
Bart: Dad, there's something different about you...
Homer: I... ammm... a new tie wearing.
Bart: Oh.

Or the ep where Homer gets his jaw wired shut.
At the dance:

Burns: Well, how are we feeling tonight?
Homer: *writes* So Hungry
Burns: Why yes, this music is from Southern Hungary. That's quite an ear you've got. Here, have some money

I literally exploded with laughter after seeing that one

I'll think of some more later.

[edit] Oh, and the ep where Milhouse plays Radioactive Man's sidekick.

Director: Now, that's REAL acid, so I want to see GOGGLES, people!

 

[Tinneth]

Homer: One, wheres the fife, two, gimme the fife.

 

[Foxtrot]

The Simpsons was funnier when weird stuff happened or dumb things were said, not crazy cooky things happen...and it just feels corny and it boring to watch.

 

[CrazyHarij]

I love the Simpsons, so many quotes to list.. Homer Simpson is genius.

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.

Homer: Son, I just want you to know I have total faith in you.
Bart: Since when?
Homer: Since your mother yelled at me.

Homer: Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Lisa: Dad, don't you think you're overreacting?
Homer: Don't you think you're *under*reacting?
Lisa: This conversation is over.
Homer: This conversation is *under*.
Lisa: Goodbye.
Homer: *bad*bye

Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very obsessive. This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat.
Homer: I know. And this perpetual-motion machine she made today is a joke. It just keeps going faster and faster.
Marge: And Bart isn't doing very well either. He needs boundaries and structure. There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome.
[Looks out window]
Bart: [creepily] Hello, mother dear.
Marge: That's it, we have to get them back to school.
Homer: I'm with you, Marge. Lisa. Get in here.
[Lisa walks in]
Homer: In this house, we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!

Homer: You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine!

Homer: I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.

Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Bart: I smell a museum.
Homer: Yeah, good things don't end with 'eum,' they end with 'mania' or 'teria.'

Duffman: Duffman thrusting in the direction of the problem!

Duffman: New feelings brewing inside Duffman... What... WOULD JESUS DO?!

 

[galoot3000]

the show has gone downhill, but the older eps are stioll the best!!

 

[el Chi]

"MMmmmmmmyyyyyeeeesss?"
"Why are you talking like that?"
"MmmmI had a ssstrooooooooooke"

He's one of the best characters ever.

 

[PvtRyan]

"Duffman, can't breath.... OH YEAH!"

 

[Ames]

Bart: OK, but on my way, I'm going to be doing this: [windmills arms]
If you get hit, it's your own fault.
Lisa: OK, then I'm going to start kicking air like this. [kicks] And
if any part of you should fill that air, [kicks] it's _your_ own
fault.
[they walk towards each other, then start fighting]
Marge: Oh, I better go check that out. Now Homer, don't you eat this
pie!
Homer: OK...[Marge leaves] All right, pie, I'm just going to do this.
[chomps air] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault!
[walks towards pie, chomping air, and hits head on range head]
Ow! Oh, my -- aw, to hell with this. [grabs pie, eats it]


Marge walks upstairs to find the children fighting.

Marge: Stop it, stop it, stop it! [flicks light on and off]
Bart: Mom, that is _really_ annoying.
Lisa: Bart started it.
Bart: Uh uh, Lisa started it.
Marge: I don't care _who_ started it. I don't ever want to see you two
fighting like that ever again. We love you both: you're _not_ in
competition with each other. Repeat: you are not in competition
with each other.
Homer: Hey! Apu just called. This Friday, Lisa's team is playing
Bart's team. You're in direct competition. And don't go easy on
each other just because you're brother and sister. I want to see
you both fighting for your parents' love!
[flicks light on and off]
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!...


"Lisa on Ice"

 

[Prince of China]

*Homer talks to Bart and asks him to loose the horse race because a bunch of trolls forced him.
Homer: I'll deal with those murderous trolls!
Bart: What?
Homer: I mean, I'll deal with those murderous trolls!

A lot of these moments probably revolve around Homer!

 

[Parrot of doom]

Mr Burns:

*cue ominous music*

"I'll bide my time, leave him twisting in the wind. Slowly, slowly, until one day, he'll realise that THIS CAT HAS CLAWS!"

"I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until ... Oh, what the hell. I'll just crush him like an ant."

 

[Parrot of doom]

"Smithers, release the monkeys!"

"OO OO OO ooo EEe ee ee Arr arr ARRGHHhhhhh......... EEEeeeeee.......... OO OO EEeeeeeeeeee......"

*watches monkeys fall to a painful death*

"Continue the experiments"

 

[ShadowFox]

Lisa needs braces
Dental plan
Lisa needs braces
Dental plan
Lisa needs braces

etc..

 

[CrazyHarij]

"Smithers, release the monkeys!"

"OO OO OO ooo EEe ee ee Arr arr ARRGHHhhhhh......... EEEeeeeee.......... OO OO EEeeeeeeeeee......"

*watches monkeys fall to a painful death*

"Continue the experiments"

Oh, yeah.. I remember the first time i saw that, I was lying straight on the floor laughing my ass off

EDIT: All the monkeys in Simpsons rock!

 

[Prince of China]

Homer: Give me a drink with all your sweetest Brazillian fruits!
*Drinks beverage
Homer: Sweet, Sweet, SWEET!.
*Licks ground

 

[galoot3000]

one of my favorites was


milhouse: ive said jimminy jilickers so many times it has lost all meaning!!

 

[Kyorisu]

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

 

[Vegeta897]

Homer: Dog for sale! Dog here for sale!
(Some guy): How much for it?
Homer: Sorry it's not for sale.

From the Homer and Bart pranks episode. SO hilarious.

 

[Ch1cKeN]

"crazy Like A Fox!"

 

[<RJMC>]

I love the simpsons but is hard to remenber
and I laugh a lot seeing all you write...hey I am looking it now

 

[FoxDie]

Does anyone remember the episode where Homer is trying to put together the barbeque pit in his back yard? That scene had me floored

Nascar driver: "I have some extra tickets for the race if you guys want to come"
Lisa: "No thanks, we're on a nature walk"
Homer: "We can go on a nature walk any time, this is our chance to see cars driving!"

"Wow Homer, all this walking is really getting you into good shape"
"I know, now that bulge in my pants actually is a fanny pack...no wait.... it's still my ass. But your point is well taken."


*The episode where Homer is being tested by a multinational corporation*
"Wow, this hunger supressant is amazing. Mr. Simpson, you aren't tempted by any of the food in front of you?"
"Food?! WHERE? I'M BLIND! AGHHHH!"

I can't think of any other good moments right now I'm sure I'll come up with some later, there are so many

 

[Prince of China]

Does anyone remember the episode where Homer is trying to put together the barbeque pit in his back yard? That scene had me floored

Nascar driver: "I have some extra tickets for the race if you guys want to come"
Lisa: "No thanks, we're on a nature walk"
Homer: "We can go on a nature walk any time, this is our chance to see cars driving!"

"Wow Homer, all this walking is really getting you into good shape"
"I know, now that bulge in my pants actually is a fanny pack...no wait.... it's still my ass. But your point is well taken."


*The episode where Homer is being tested by a multinational corporation*
"Wow, this hunger supressant is amazing. Mr. Simpson, you aren't tempted by any of the food in front of you?"
"Food?! WHERE? I'M BLIND! AGHHHH!"

I can't think of any other good moments right now I'm sure I'll come up with some later, there are so many

I loved that scene.

 

[C-O-N-Spiracy]

My favorite episode is of April Fools..

Bart uses a machine to shake up a Duff Beer.. and its shaken up ALOT!

He puts it in the fridge and Homer later on decides he wants a beer..
He opens the fridge to get it out, begins to open the can at the same time bart runs around the corner shouting, "APRIL FO......"

Then the whole house explodes into a giant mushroom cloud

 

[Parrot of doom]

My favorite episode is of April Fools..

Bart uses a machine to shake up a Duff Beer.. and its shaken up ALOT!

He puts it in the fridge and Homer later on decides he wants a beer..
He opens the fridge to get it out, begins to open the can at the same time bart runs around the corner shouting, "APRIL FO......"

Then the whole house explodes into a giant mushroom cloud

hehe, that rocks

 

[Axyon]

The moment that had me in hysterics the most was a scene in the episode where Homer goes to Krusty's clown school, and he's trying to perfect the bicycle-through-the-loop trick.

*Homer peddles towards the loop, but gets his trousers caught in the peddle axle, causing them to be pulled off, revealing his naked lower-body*

Krusty (Talking to executive): Burn that seat.

 

[N1XRR]

Marge: No Homer! You'll kill us all!
Homer: Or die trying!

Lisa: Look at the "wonders" of the computer age now.
Homer: Wonders Lisa? Or blunders?
Lisa: I think that was implied by what I said.
Homer: Implied... Or implode?

 

[Razor]

It is the episode where he finds the magic hamuck and he starts cloning himself, it is the point at the end where you have the helicopters flying across the screen with giant doughnuts dangling from them and being chased by thousands of Homers, and they all run off the edge of the cliff.

There is also the episode with Mr Scorpio, the guy who buys him the Denver Broncos at the end of the episode to help fulfil his dream of owning the Dalla Cowboys.

 

[westie]

The episode where the kwik-e-mart gets closed and they go to india to ask the kwik-e-mart guru man and they have 3 questions and homer sais
"are you the <whoever the guy was>"
"really"
"really"
And he used up all three questins.

 

[burnzie]

Homer - "i have misplaced my pants"


Homer - "That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"

Bart - "i dont think any of us expected him to say that"


Homer - "Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."


Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.


Ralph Wiggum: "Im Idaho!"

 

[AcousticToad]

The ep where Homer wants to join the StoneCutters and he is having a conversation with Lenny and Karl, cant remember the exact thing but Lenny keeps giving stuff away and Karl keeps telling him to shut up, then the last one Karl was drinking so Homer stepped up and told Lenny to shut up.

Or the ep with Frank Grimes, he hated being called Grimey but at his funeral Reverend Lovejoy says 'Frank Grimes, or Grimey as he liked to be known...'

 

[burnzie]

[Santa's Little Helper goes off running with George Bush, leaving Homer all alone]
Homer: I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush.
Homer's Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it.
Homer: D'oh.

Homer: How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.