Greatest Simpson Moment

[DEATH eVADER]

WHEN THE SIMPSONS GO TO AUSTRALIA

Homer: All Bart has to do is apologise, and we get a free trip to Australia!!


Homer: Hey, are you those guards that we can make fun of, but you can't do anything back.......WewewewewHehahah!!
Guard: (punches Homer) No Sir, United States Marine Corp, Sir!!


Marge: I'll have a Coffee please
Bartender: Beer it is
Marge: No, no, Coffee!
Bartender: Beer
Marge: Coff-ee!!
Bartender: Be-er!!

 

[SLH]

Australian bloke: That's not a knife, this is a knife.
Bart: That's not a knife, that's a spoon.
Australian bloke: Ah, i see you've played knify-spoony before.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Australian bloke: That's not a knife, this is a knife.
Bart: That's not a knife, that's a spoon.
Australian bloke: Ah, i see you've played knify-spoony before.

I was going to quote that one, but I forgot what the end of the conversation was

 

[Harryz]

My faveorite momnet has to be the one where homer wakes up to to the house being on fire, sings his song and passes out. Flanders rushes in and gets forced upstairs with him, chucks a mattress out, and throws homer after it. The way homer goes mmmmmMMMMMMmmmmm as he bouces on it and straight back into the front room had me in hysterics. I actually had to wait untill it was aired again to find out what happened after that as I was laughing so hard I missed the rest.

Haha, thats ace scene - I laughed so hard when I first saw that.

 

[Bad^Hat]

They're all good. Classic show.

 

[Brian Damage]

Sideshow Bob: "This tattoo?" <Indicates 'Die, Bart, Die' on his chest> "Oh, it's in German: 'The Bart, the'."

Homer:

"Mmmmmmmm... bowling-fresh..."
"Mmmmmmmm... urinal-fresh..."
"Mmmmmmmm... something..."
"Mmmmmmmm... free goo..."

 

[Murray_H]

Please don't burn me if the quotes are wrong

It was when the Carnies squatted in the Simpson's home, and the dad put on Homer's clothes

"Look at me I'm a millionaire!"

"Wow dad! You look like James Bond!"

That cracked me up

Oh and Ralph calling a rat (which stole his dad's skeleton key in the old prison) a 'pointy kitty'

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Ralph: Can you open my milk mummy?
Miss Hoover: I'm not your mummy Ralph, I'm miss Hoover

Mr Burns: Emm, thats odd....the bloods supposed to get off the second floor

Homer: Help me, help me, ohh help me God
<Telephone rings>
Telephone: Hello Homer, this is God......frey Jones of the television show Rockbottom

Homer: Its the beginning of the month, new billboard day!!
(puts on breaks, cars pile on transporter behind him)
Rig driver: Hehehehe, finders keepers

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Who shot Mr Burns is one of the funnier episodes

Chief Wiggum: Its alright, its not Mr Burns, its...a mask

Bart: You monster!!
(Mr Burns waves gun)
Mr Burns: Hehehe, As you can see, I have taken extra precautions, after I was attacked in my office by an unknown assailant
Homer: D'oh!!


Plus theres the monorail episode

Lyle Langley: Mono is One, and Rail is Rail, that concludes our 7 week intensive training.

Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend
Lyle: Not a chance my Hindu friend

 

[Stigmata]

Ep when Apu and Manjula almost get a divorce.

[Homer and Apu driving to the bachelor apartments place]
Apu: I used to think Karma was bologna, but I suppose I was wrong.
Homer: Mmmmm.... caramel bologna....

At the Kwik-E-Mart, after the "incident";
Bart: [drinks Squishee] Ewwww, this Squishee tastes horrible!
Apu: Oh, I do not sell Squishees any more, I only sell Smooshies.
Lisa: Mine tastes like dog food!
Milhouse: Mine tastes like a shopping bag!
Apu: Yes, but look at the delivery man! [gestures to delivery man] He is hideous!
Delivery guy: OOOoooh, a challenge!