Green Hamsters

[Ikerous]

Is it bad to eat nail polish...?
If so... how do you remove it w/o nailpolish remover...?

 

[Mr-Fusion]

No, it helps enlarge your testicles.

 

[Korgoth]

and its hempster.......................................................................er

 

[Ikerous]

How exactly is that good...?

 

[HatRabit]

I ate a badger once, tasted kind of like chicken.


anyway...

 

[Letters]

You put green nail polish on a hamster, and now you're eating it... you sick, sick person.


Seriously, I'd be getting a head-start to the toilet...

 

[Tr0n]

I ate a badger once, tasted kind of like chicken.


anyway...

WTF?!?!?!

 

[Dalamari]

I think someone needs some yellow dicipline!

huddlah huddlah huddlah oh hehehe

 

[KidRock]

if u hate nail polish drink nail polish remover...



(p.s) i hope you didnt take that seriously

 

[Ikerous]

Nail polish remover tastes even worse than nail polish :-/
Plus its kinda painful on open cuts.

No.. really though. Is it bad to eat this stuff?

 

[blahblahblah]

Nail polish remover tastes even worse than nail polish :-/
Plus its kinda painful on open cuts.

No.. really though. Is it bad to eat this stuff?

Did you eat the stuff? How much did you eat?

Maybe you should contact posion control or see a doctor. I don't think eating paint is healthy for you.

 

[Ikerous]

Um.. it takes me like four tries to get a nail right and i've done 5 nails. Hmm.. 2 coats a nail... thats what, 30 coats of polish?

And is it really paint? I think they make it out of different stuff...

 

[blahblahblah]

I'm confizzled.

Can you tell me the entire story from the beginning?

 

[Ikerous]

LOL >_> My story has nothing to do with a hamster... i just couldn't think of a good title. And the whole story isnt really all that long...

I got green nail polish and now im trying to figure out how on earth girls paint their nails with such ease. Its really a lot harder than it looks :-/ And when i mess up and the nail looks ugly, i chew the nail polish off and start over. I was just wondering if it was bad to eat nail polish..

Oh, and i dont wanna make another thread so i have another question.

Two ppl of the same sex can have kids, right? (Geneticly speaking, ie donar egg with dna from male A plus sperm from male B put into a chick)

 

[blahblahblah]

Spend the $2 (or whatever it costs) and buy some nail polish remover.

 

[Ikerous]

I have some, but it tastes weird, and smells weird, and hurts when put on open cuts. Plus its not nearly as easy to use as my teeth.

 

[blahblahblah]

I have some, but it tastes weird, and smells weird, and hurts when put on open cuts. Plus its not nearly as easy to use as my teeth.

Now I'm confused again, lol

How did you get nail polish in your mouth?

 

[Ikerous]

LMAO

When i mess up on a nail... i wait for it to dry, and then i chew it off so i can start over.

 

[blahblahblah]

LMAO

When i mess up on a nail... i wait for it to dry, and then i chew it off so i can start over.

How does it get stuck on your teeth? :dork:

 

[Ikerous]

>_> It doesnt. I use my teeth to ply it off then i end up swallowing it.

 

[blahblahblah]

>_> It doesnt. I use my teeth to ply it off then i end up swallowing it.

ROFL

Is there a warning label on the nail polish?

 

[Ikerous]

Um.. just "Shake gently; apply 2 coats" and "Avoid heat & flame"

Lol, if it said "Dont eat" I wouldnt have needed to make this thread

 

[blahblahblah]

Um.. just "Shake gently; apply 2 coats" and "Avoid heat & flame"

Lol, if it said "Dont eat" I wouldnt have needed to make this thread

*Takes a deep breath*

Laughs some more...llol

I have no idea. I wouldn't eat anymore if I were you. Could be dangerous (I'm serious).

 

[Korgoth]

Yes, eating nail polish is horribly bad for you. Just this thread alone proves that it eats away precious brain cells.

 

[Ikerous]

Hm.. i smoke a lotta pot.. that has to be worse.

And is anyone gunna answer my same sex baby question?
::Just ate a huge green gob of nail polish off of my thumb::

 

[Mechagodzilla]

Congratulation! This thread wins the WTF Award!

And just to be clear: Do not drink the nail polish remover!

 

[Ikerous]

I didnt really drink the nail polish remover.. it was just on my hand and it didnt work real well. So i chewed the remaining nail polish off and it tasted like nail polish remover.

 

[Korgoth]

You know what you should do, make a turkey sandwhich with nail polish dressing. MMmmmm (toast it also) Then run down the street screaming "freedom sauce, my mind is lost, I have no reason, for all my treason, I'm a member of the human race, and to that race, I disgrace! Poopyshoo poopyshoo, clicky shic tak modda booom!"



(because it makes just as much sense as this thread does )

 

[Ikerous]

I LOVE sandwiches ^_^ And i love toast ^_^ and i love running down the street screaming ^_^ And might i say.. that is the best rant i have ever heard.

And to quote myself: "Two ppl of the same sex can have kids, right? (Geneticly speaking, ie donar egg with dna from male A put in, plus sperm from male B, and then put into a chick)"

 

[Korgoth]

to your same sex kids question the answer is technically no.
You are introducing a third party.

2 lesbians can't have a child together without a third party (a male to donate the sperm)
2 gay guys can't have a child without a third party woman (to inseminate and birth the child)

So no, two people of the same sex can not have a child unless a third party member of the opposite sex is involved, no way around it.

 

[Ikerous]

Yea, a third party would be involved. However all (Or at least over 99%) of the childs DNA would be directly from the two men or women.

And this could actually happen?

And why dont gay ppl do that instead of adopting?

 

[B.Calhoun]

>_> It doesnt. I use my teeth to ply it off then i end up swallowing it.

You must be a feking retard right?

...if this is even true you must be retarded.

 

[Waffles]

Ikerous,
You aren't Canadian by chance are you?

*Just playin, <3 canaucks

 

[Ikerous]

Lol, nah, im Californian ^_^
Good cheese comes from happy cows, california cheese.

You must be a feking retard right?

Err.. no? Why would you have to be retarded to eat the nailpolish off your nails :-/

 

[evil^milk]

don't eat nail polish

 

[Ikerous]

Why not...? Do you know its actaully bad or is it just an assumption?

 

[Mechagodzilla]

So no, two people of the same sex can not have a child unless a third party member of the opposite sex is involved, no way around it.

Well, scientists have managed to make a baby mouse from two female mice.

However, the mice were not lesbians.

Why not...? Do you know its actaully bad or is it just an assumption?

I assume it is, because it is sorta used to peel paint off of things.

 

[Ikerous]

Really? Can you cite that.. i'd like to point it out to all the people that for some reason dont believe me... (The mice thing)

 

[Mechagodzilla]

Really? Can you cite that..

The mice or the polish remover?

I heard the mouse thing on the news somewheres.

The nail polish thing, on the other hand, is just plain 'ol common sense.

 

[Ikerous]

Lol, yea.. i can see eating nail polish remover would be really bad. That has alcohol in it.. and not the good kind... But i dont really see why eating nail polish is bad :-/