GTA IV Reviews...

[knut]

As we've already estabilished, industry whores don't bother me.

Why is everyone portraying this game as the second coming of Christ?

What, haven't you played it yet?

Oh, wait...

 

[KagePrototype]

Because portraying it as the third coming of Christ wouldn't make any sense at all.

Technically, because Christ was already ressurected once, it would be the third coming?

 

[Tagaziel]

What, haven't you played it yet?

Oh, wait...

The point is, it's just another GTA game. It isn't revolutionary or groundbreaking.

 

[PvtRyan]

The point is, it's just another GTA game. It isn't revolutionary or groundbreaking.

No, it's just really, really good. Your point being?

 

[Tagaziel]

Stop praising it as if it was a free Orgasmotron.

 

[KagePrototype]

Stop praising it as if it was a free Orgasmotron.

Are we supposed to apologise for liking it too much?

 

[Cormeh]

Oh jesus christ Mikael, you haven't even played the bloody game.

GTA IV is a brilliant game. End of.

 

[VictimOfScience]

Orgies of violence don't necessarily have to end in orgasm to be held in high regard.