Guy beats up a kangaroo

[Tollbooth Willie]

Nigga please. Cracker done got in deep with the Australian Mafia. They'll find him and make him eat barbed wire. Later, his body will be dumped off in a giant Tesla Coil made of whale kisses.

 

[Kula Meenur]

^pretty much


You don't **** with australian bells mate. Ever.

 

[Raziaar]

I have to be mean to other girls on the forum to offset my <3 for toaster.

I have to be mean to other girls on the forum offset my <3 for... OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE? Nothing is in balance, nothing at all! Nothing at all!

Did they find that guy yet? Maybe he was ambushed by local wildlife, hopefully.

 

[Musk]

That is sick

 

[Darkside55]

Bleeding hearts, you're all fooled. "Poor kangaroo," you say. "This is sick," you say. "I hate people like this," you say. Well I say WAKE UP, FOOLS! Kangaroos are vicious, boxing machines and they will fuck your shit up if given the chance. Kangaroos don't mess around; look:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36tBS6dXo-U

These animals are out for blood. They just don't give a shit; they'll box men, women, children. They'll knock on your door at 8pm pretending to be the pizza delivery guy, and when you open the door WHAM RIGHT IN YOUR FUCKING FACE.

You know that kangaroos kick for the balls of other kangaroos to prevent them from having offspring for life? What kind of fucked up animal is that? They want to take your babies away, HL2.net. They want to take your babies away FOREVER, because kangaroos hate life. It's their sole purpose to box life out of existence.

That guy is a hero. Fuck these creatures.

 

[Raziaar]

Bleeding hearts, you're all fooled. "Poor kangaroo," you say. "This is sick," you say. "I hate people like this," you say. Well I say WAKE UP, FOOLS! Kangaroos are vicious, boxing machines and they will fuck your shit up if given the chance. Kangaroos don't mess around; look:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36tBS6dXo-U

These animals are out for blood. They just don't give a shit; they'll box men, women, children. They'll knock on your door at 8pm pretending to be the pizza delivery guy, and when you open the door WHAM RIGHT IN YOUR FUCKING FACE.

You know that kangaroos kick for the balls of other kangaroos to prevent them from having offspring for life? What kind of fucked up animal is that? They want to take your babies away, HL2.net. They want to take your babies away FOREVER, because kangaroos hate life. It's their sole purpose to box life out of existence.

That guy is a hero. Fuck these creatures.

Whoa... am I the only one who thinks some of the movements of that kangaroo in the video darkside posted look really fake and potentially CGI as a result? :O

 

[Darkside55]

Kangaroos aren't a cutesy Pixar movie, man. This isn't Kangaroo Jack starring Jerry O'Connell. There's nothing CGI about it when a 200lbs. macropus is ramming its fist into your teeth.

 

[Jintor]

They have to be that badass. There's dropbears around here, you know.

 

[Kadayi]

I think nurizeko is assuming people who don't give a shit if a human is beaten to death all of a sudden care when a kangaroo is beaten.

Apparently so. Strange assumption.