Guys, I need your help.

[Que-Ever]

What's better than seven dead babies nailed to a tree?

Spoiler

one dead baby nailed to seven trees

 

[McGooTheWise]

What's better than seven dead babies nailed to a tree?

Spoiler

one dead baby nailed to seven trees

... What?

How do you make a dead baby float?

Spoiler

Take your foot off it's head.

 

[Krynn72]

When my cat died I was like, "What? That sucks! She was an awesome cat. Damn. Well, im going to see a movie with friends, later."

 

[VirusType2]

and now it's time for the "make up your own dead baby jokes" section

Ill start

How do you know if a baby is dead?

Spoiler

When the oven timer goes off

 

[Dog--]

How do you get a baby into a jar?

A Blender


How do you get it out of a jar?

Potato Chips.

 

[-Kashmir-]

Thanks, everyone.

Er, the baby jokes are making me sick.

 

[Stigmata]

How about this one then

What's the best thing about a black man?

Spoiler

Nothing.

 

[FishBulb]

Judge to prostitute, "So when did you realize you were raped?" Prostitute, wiping away tears: "When the check bounced."

 

[Rizzo]

heh?

im gonna stop log in when im drunk.

 

[Dog--]

Anyone know what Ethiopian food tastes like?


Neither do they.

 

[Krynn72]

A black guy and a mexican were riding in a car. Who was driving?





The police officer.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

he was a big cat too... a few inches longer than normal cats.

That's terribly fascinating mate.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Thanks, everyone.

Er, the baby jokes are making me sick.

Hugs yes.

 

[McGooTheWise]

That's terribly fascinating mate.

-.-

That's very mature.

 

[Krynn72]

-.-

That's very mature.

Thats a very unique comeback.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Your mother is a unique and lovely woman.





Bitch.

 

[Krynn72]

You take that back you son of a bitch!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Why yes, your father IS a bitch. HUAGH! NINJA! Penis.

 

[Kula Meenur]

A pet is your companion, who keeps you company in times of trouble. A pet comforts you after a long day at school or work. They're basically a part of the family.

Isn't that what a girlfriend does? Didn't mean that in an offensive way mate...






...also, why did jonie fall down the stairs?



Because she was pregnant!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Seriously though, hugs you baggers.

 

[McGooTheWise]

Seriously though, hugs you baggers.

Your face is a baggers.

 

[Kula Meenur]

I literally spit water all over the monitor when I first heard it, but that's just me, hear it goes:

What's the best thing about sex with eighty-one year olds?


There are 80 of them.

Omg Dog i was working out just then and this popped up in-between one of my sets and i lol'd for ****in aaaaages


cheers mate