Haha this joke.

[gh0st]

What is the most musical bone?

Spoiler

a trombone!

ok how about this one...

What do you call a trunk full of bison?

Spoiler

a buffaload

Har har... i <3 popscicles.

 

[Shodan]

SPAMNET!

An exciting spam cop drama from nugget productions!


Seriously WTF?

 

[CombinePolice]

I have a joke!

What do you call a monster with three eyes?

Answer: Seemore!

 

[CyberPitz]

What do you call a Giant gaping hole as a head, with 2 arms and 2 legs?

Spoiler

Goatse

 

[xLostx]

None of these jokes made me laugh ;(

 

[Insano]

None of these jokes made me laugh ;(

You're not the only one on this world... :hmph:

 

[SimonomiS]

A seal walks into a club.

 

[Razor]

This thread is salvagable as long as there are no dead baby jokes.

 

[Pesmerga]

A seal walks into a club.

rofl, only funny joke on this thread

 

[jondy]

OMG the Rimmer song! <3

 

[xLostx]

You're not the only one on this world... :hmph:

Wrong. I am.

 

[Que-Ever]

This thread is salvagable as long as there are no dead baby jokes.

aww, you're no fun.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off of a cliff.




*ba-bum KSSSH*

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

What do you call a Giant gaping hole as a head, with 2 arms and 2 legs?

Spoiler

Goatse

What do you call a glorious Japanese fountain with shades of brown and tan, that seems to hit you right in the face?!

Spoiler

tub girl

 

[Cormeh]

David Hasselhoff calls his agent and demands, "I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now on!"

His agent replies "Sure Dave, No hassle!"

:dozey:

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

David Hasselhoff calls his agent and demands, "I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now on!"

His agent replies "Sure Dave, No hassle!"

:dozey:

 

[Pesmerga]

David Hassle-to-get-off

Frustrating ejackulation man!

 

[xcellerate]

why do seaguls fly over the sea?


because if they flew over the bay, theyd be bagels!

 

[Deemo]

This thread is salvagable as long as there are no dead baby jokes.

so....tempting......

 

[Dalamari]

What do you say to a <censored> in a suit?

"Will the defendent please rise"

Put some velcro on the ceiling

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

A seal walks into a club.

lol, actually funny :afro:

 

[PvtRyan]

What do you call a dead baby in a blender?

Spoiler

A tragic case of childabuse =(

 

[Greatgat]

Q: What do Eskimoes and Zip-Lock bags have in common?

A: They both like a tight seal.

Lollerskates!

 

[SimonomiS]

OMG the Rimmer song! <3

Someone noticed! You rock!

I've got the mp3 of Tongue Tied as well.

 

[Que-Ever]

I've got the mp3 of Tongue Tied as well.

I've got this CD somewhere, all it is, is like 10 versions of that song. The cat is full of himself...


man, all the jokes I know are either dead baby jokes or dirty jokes :S

 

[Ames]

What do you call a dead speakerphone?

Spoiler

A non-walkie talkie.

Yukyukyuk.

 

[Murray]

Two drums and a cymbol fall off of a cliff.




*ba-bum KSSSH*

Heh.

 

[dream431ca]

I got a joke for you guys...you need realplayer or a realplayer plugin for windows media player to see it. It's a spoof on voting in Iraq.




http://www.airfarce.com/video/050128fh.ram

 

[Jintor]

A blonde and a brunette jump off the top of a tall building at the same time. Who reaches the ground first?

Spoiler

They both hit the ground at the same time. Hair colour has no effect on gravity.

/me wonders why is that taking up so much space.

 

[Qonfused]

jlasdoladiaeb ... roflmao ...

 

[h00dlum]

The funnay cannot be found!

 

[SimonomiS]

Two blondes walk into a building. You would've thought one of them would have seen it.

My uncle went into surgery for kidney surgery, they ended up taking out his bladder by mistake. Just takes the piss...

My brother was firing chickens into the air with a cannon, when by accident he picked a male one. That was a right cock-up.

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all night ladies and gents, thank you.

 

[Locust]

a duck walks into a bar and orders a scotch and soda. The bartender asks him how he intends to pay, and the duck says, "Put it on my bill" HARHAT

 

[Locust]

WHat did the astronaut say as he blasted into space.



Geez.

 

[Lahire149]

This thread is salvagable as long as there are no dead baby jokes.

what do u call a dead baby?

Spoiler

a commeradebadger. OH FLAME'D!!

!


lol, j/k

 

[Murray_H]

How many elephants can you fit into a sardine can?

Spoiler

None

How many sardines can you fit into a sardine can?

Spoiler

As many as the can holds

How many elephants can a human eat?

Spoiler

Probably not even one, elephants are large animals

How many sardines can a human eat?

Spoiler

About 8

 

[Lahire149]

lol, i actually found that funny

 

[dream431ca]

If fat people can go skinny dipping can skinny people go fat dipping?

Why isn't there any beach volleyball players named sandy crack?

Why is the word panties plural and the word braw singular?

 

[bam23]

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Spoiler

Open the door and put it inside

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Spoiler

Take the giraffe out and put the elephant in

Why did a girl fall out of a tree?

Spoiler

She had no arms

Why did the monkey fall out of a tree?

Spoiler

The monkey was stapled to the girl.

I will stop now.

 

[joule]

Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

What do you call 50,000 blacks jumping out of a plane?

Spoiler

Night.

 

[Pesmerga]

What do you call 6 million dead jews

Spoiler

a really unfunny joke