Hai thar.

[Yfronus]

Is this microphone working? How do I turn it on? Oh...
[BEEEeeeeep]

So, um i made this tread to introduce myself. I'm Lenard AKA Yfronus, I'm from Poland, I'm 14and signed in because this forum is about VALVe games, which are my favourites. Actually, AFAIR Half Life was first ever i ever played... nevermind. I'm also an wargamer, I collect WH40K Orks and Tau(yeah, I like Hi-tech and Post-Apo), and I play Airsoft.
Oh, and I like rock and metal.
Yeah, that's about it.

 

[JUL3]

This thread has 14 views & no one bothered to welcome this poor man? For shame.

Welcome Yfronus. Don't drink the water, it's $4.50 per bottle.

 

[morgs]

Welcome, enjoy your stay!

 

[VirusType2]

Welcome... to your doom.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Welcome to a Breen-free zone, we all miss him.

 

[The Monkey]

Welcome, we're in dire need of Poles on this forum.

 

[Dead Phil]

Welcome New android, the enrichment centre once again reminds you that ANDROID HELL is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of spam

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Welcome to a Breen-free zone, we all miss him.

spoilerlife2.net!!

 

[kazsymonds]

Oh hai!

 

[Hectic Glenn]

spoilerlife2.net!!

I mean IRL!

 

[Acepilotf14]

Hello friend.
It is very unfortunate you play Tau. Perhaps some day we may compare notes on how fast we managed to get charged by melee models.

 

[NeptuneUK]

Welcome to mentalhelplife2.net

 

[Danimal]

Don't drink the water, it contains toxic bi-products from phosphorous mining.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Welcome to houselife2.net, enjoy your stay. Don't **** up the carpet.

 

[Stigmata]

Welcome to Halflife2.net. It's spoiler-free here.

I mean IRL!

Well now you've gone and spoiled it again!

 

[Stylo]

Hi there. Don't drink the water. Someone jizzed in it.

 

[Acepilotf14]

He never came back.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

I love how Stylo is the only newbie who stayed, and I think he's grown quite accustomed to our... tribunals...

 

[Stylo]

He should come back if only just to grace the forum with his avatar. I mean... A cat in a santa hat... That's cute AND festive. Who wouldn't feel happy to see this cat? I know I would. If you don't like it you're dead inside.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Shit, lets be santa.