Half Life 2 Booth Babes

[PvtRyan]

Which means a game with zero babes (doom 3 *cough* monster babe *cough* ) should be the GOTY?

Doom 3 has John Carmack, so that definitely counts as one boothbabe.

 

[Daiceman9]

 

[lans]

Doom 3 has John Carmack, so that definitely counts as one boothbabe.

As it is, he likes to tie his hair in a knot, which hides his true identity.

 

[staddydaddy]

Spent about 5 minutes doing one but forums wont let me upload. chick has huge rack

 

[EVIL]

well, make the filesize smaller then
or let someone host it, and dont save as BMP or some other huge ass file format, save as jpg, gif or png

 

[Frank]

Man, I'd do Gabe right there, right now!

 

[Alec_85]

*dies in horror*
This is creepy

 

[Naft]

Which means a game with zero babes (doom 3 *cough* monster babe *cough* ) should be the GOTY?

wrong.

the equation for inverse proportions is XY = 1, Where X = the game rating in percent and Y = the number of booth babes/groupies.

from that equation we see that a game with 5 booth babes would only have a rating of 20%(5*0.2=100)....sad, sad. hl2, with 1 booth babe, has a rating of 100% (1*1=1). but, a game with no booth babes(ala doom 3) is screwed also: (0)(X)=100 --> X=(100)/(0) --> no real solution.

it must be a sign that doom 3 will be scrapped and never released.

 

[Ames]

Hmmmm.....

What would be the effects of no Doom 3?......

 

[lonefox]

Celebration all around?.. heh, j/k...

 

[CrazyHarij]

I hate this thread, I never thought i'd be aroused by a picture of Gabe Newell

 

[torso boy]

i thought you meant gabe in skimpy booth babe outfits when you said booth gabe....at least the ones so far are easy to the eyes....

 

[Newbie's Journey]

make more booth gabe and let's vote which one is the best

 

[jet jaguar]

Wish I had photoshop.

 

[Lethal8472]

Just use MSPaint. Cut, copy, paste. :cheers:

 

[Reven]

Fireworks MX 2004 is better,

 

[Cutey_Kaite]

Im in love with my booth gabe

 

[Dreglor]

the horror..OH THE HORROR!

 

[Reven]

Im in love with my booth gabe

haha, nice!

:cheers:

 

[ne-waller]

er.... ROFLMAO :rolling:
they are all GENIUS

 

[_-_-SELAS-_-_]

I think my sig shows my opinion pretty easily?

:bounce: For later reference:
Whats the point in porn, now that theres HL2 stuff all over the internet!?!?!

 

[staddydaddy]

tah dah! bwahahah RACK

WHY IS GABE PROMOTING TIBERIAN SUN

 

[CrazyHarij]

tah dah! bwahahah RACK

WHY IS GABE PROMOTING TIBERIAN SUN

Now I'm scared

 

[dura]

We need booth men.

 

[riTuaL]

I think someone needs to do some Photoshoppin' of Booth Gabes and send them to him with the caption "Who needs Booth Babes when we have Booth Gabes?!" I think he'll find it quite amusing... or weird.

Amusing or weird.

I'm on it!

 

[riTuaL]

Hmm, I think we have our first siting of a Booth Gabe..

 

[Orange]

On a non-booth gabe note,
It would be kinda cool if the combine female assassin walked around (with mask on) with sniper rifle or whatever.

 

[eQUIV]

wow, thanks guys. I will probably never be able to get an errection again.

 

[dleidlein]

wow, thanks guys. I will probably never be able to get an errection again.

lmfao - spit some root beer on the poor keyboard with that one.
Without a doubt we have way too much time on our hands but this is the funniest post I've seen in a long time. Has ANYONE sent Gabe this link yet??? If not, I am sending it tomorrow because it MUST, I repeat MUST BE DONE!!!

 

[gunstarhero]

My Booth Gabe

NO! Mommy make the bad man stop! My eyes! My eyes!

 

[Moto]

Here's a picture of a booth gabe mingling with some regular booth babes....

LMAO!

 

[Venmoch]

Suddenly Gabe seems to have a large resemblence to Michael Caine....

 

[perrkele]

Haha, this thread made my day! Keep 'em coming!

 

[Cybernoid]

Should Half Life 2 Have Had Booth Babes at E3?

No, because booth whores are useless, juvenile and out of place.

 

[Cutey_Kaite]

Oh heres a sexy booth gabe

but wait this booth gabe premoting PRINCE OF PERSIA 2?!?!

UNSPEAKABLE!

 

[Maxi]

She's so sexy.

 

[unburdened]

http://mro.thefathippo.com/gabe.gif

XD

 

[burnzie]

http://mro.thefathippo.com/gabe.gif

XD

urge to kill riseing.... :frown:

 

[Crusader]

Sick........

 

[Crushenator 500]

http://mro.thefathippo.com/gabe.gif

XD

omg, i cant tell wether to die laughing, or kill whoever made that. :x