Half Life 2 Booth Babes

lans said:
Which means a game with zero babes (doom 3 *cough* monster babe *cough* ) should be the GOTY?
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Doom 3 has John Carmack, so that definitely counts as one boothbabe.
 
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PvtRyan said:
Doom 3 has John Carmack, so that definitely counts as one boothbabe.
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As it is, he likes to tie his hair in a knot, which hides his true identity. ;)
 
Spent about 5 minutes doing one but forums wont let me upload. chick has huge rack
 
well, make the filesize smaller then
or let someone host it, and dont save as BMP or some other huge ass file format, save as jpg, gif or png
 
Man, I'd do Gabe right there, right now!
 

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Which means a game with zero babes (doom 3 *cough* monster babe *cough* ) should be the GOTY?
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wrong.

the equation for inverse proportions is XY = 1, Where X = the game rating in percent and Y = the number of booth babes/groupies.

from that equation we see that a game with 5 booth babes would only have a rating of 20%(5*0.2=100)....sad, sad. hl2, with 1 booth babe, has a rating of 100% (1*1=1). but, a game with no booth babes(ala doom 3) is screwed also: (0)(X)=100 --> X=(100)/(0) --> no real solution.

it must be a sign that doom 3 will be scrapped and never released.
 
Hmmmm.....

What would be the effects of no Doom 3?......
 
I hate this thread, I never thought i'd be aroused by a picture of Gabe Newell
 
i thought you meant gabe in skimpy booth babe outfits when you said booth gabe....at least the ones so far are easy to the eyes....
 
Im in love with my booth gabe :p
 

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I think my sig shows my opinion pretty easily? :D

:bounce: For later reference:
Whats the point in porn, now that theres HL2 stuff all over the internet!?!?!
 
tah dah! bwahahah RACK :eek:

WHY IS GABE PROMOTING TIBERIAN SUN
 

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Chris_D said:
I think someone needs to do some Photoshoppin' of Booth Gabes and send them to him with the caption "Who needs Booth Babes when we have Booth Gabes?!" I think he'll find it quite amusing... or weird.

Amusing or weird.
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I'm on it!
 
Hmm, I think we have our first siting of a Booth Gabe..
 

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On a non-booth gabe note,
It would be kinda cool if the combine female assassin walked around (with mask on) with sniper rifle or whatever.
 
wow, thanks guys. I will probably never be able to get an errection again.
 
eQUIV said:
wow, thanks guys. I will probably never be able to get an errection again.
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lmfao - spit some root beer on the poor keyboard with that one.
Without a doubt we have way too much time on our hands but this is the funniest post I've seen in a long time. Has ANYONE sent Gabe this link yet??? If not, I am sending it tomorrow because it MUST, I repeat MUST BE DONE!!!
 
Suddenly Gabe seems to have a large resemblence to Michael Caine....
 
Oh heres a sexy booth gabe

but wait this booth gabe premoting PRINCE OF PERSIA 2?!?!

UNSPEAKABLE! :devil: :devil:
 

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