Half-Life2: Day of Realease

[AgentXen]

Ah yes... Half-Life2's Realease Date... Its only a dream at the moment.
What i wouldnt give to go into a deep sleep and wake up September 30th, with a copy of HL2 in my hands.As i go to my computer, and sit in my trusty chair(PC chair).I would quickly Open the box, the silver shiny box.Yes....the new box smell quickly fills the air around me.I Can hardly belive it, as i look inside the box. There it is. A CD Case and some manuals.I proceed to getting the disk out. Behold, The wonderful slick CD Art! I waste no time into gently placeing the CD into my Drive.I Close it, a few seconds later i hear the disc spin in the drive and can hardly wait for the setup to apear.Everything goes according to plan. The Instalation is successful.I lock the door of my room and Turn up the 5.1 surround sound volume in my speakers.I start the game. As the Screen turns black Im at the Edge of My chair, then... "Subject: Gordon Freeman"... "Experience: Survivor of the Unforeseen Anonymous Materials research Incident" ....

 

[Loshadka]

Yap, familiar feeling... Mescaline.

And if seriously, you won't even notice how time will pass.

 

[bizzy420]

this is what im gonna do. i'll get straight to the point.

1. buy game
2. install game
3. get stoned
4. play game

 

[SilentKilla]

Im going strait to the mall after i get home from my 10pm-6am midnight shift, and ill take my portable alarm clock, and set it for like 8 or 9am. Get that shit, hit 110 MPH down the highway and call off work!!

 

[crabcakes66]

Originally posted by bizzy420
this is what im gonna do. i'll get straight to the point.

1. buy game
2. install game
3. get stoned
4. play game

hmmm....i never did play the first one while i was high........i may have to follow the above procedure..

 

[Prince of China]

Dont' forget to play Single player first, 'cause your computer will explode if you don't
Just kidding, everybody plans to play Single player first.

 

[AgentXen]

Yes! Play Single Player and Make Mods After that!

 

[LoneDeranger]

I can imagine the game starting off with the HEV saying "Evidence of seizure and muscular catatonia ... titration 30mL sample sustained ..."

 

[Prince of China]

Hmmm, I am not fimiliar with the words:Catatonia, "tit"ration
j/k
The minute I start up Half-Life 2, my adrenaline(and this happens a lot) will kick in like Viagra, and I'll be on my way to the bathroom-alot...

 

[merc]

tredoslop are you saying that u will get a boner while playing half life 2?

-merc

 

[Prince of China]

No, I said I would have to go to the bathroom a lot 'cause of the adrenaline rush getting me so excited! Boner? How? If Alyx was real and I went out with her, that would really ruin Half-Life 2!

 

[AgentXen]

Originally posted by merc
tredoslop are you saying that u will get a boner while playing half life 2?

-merc

LOL!

 

[Prince of China]

Wha? Am I supposed to get a boner from games?

 

[King Buzzo]

Dude, I think some people are taking this game a little too seriously. For me, college and homework will come before I even think about buying the game.

 

[Guest]

hl2 will give me giant erection :cheers:

 

[BlumenKohl]

Originally posted by alb1221
hl2 will give me giant erection :cheers:

That's sad...

 

[AgentXen]

Originally posted by alb1221
hl2 will give me giant erection :cheers:

:E :smoking:

 

[Prince of China]

Originally posted by alb1221
hl2 will give me giant erection :cheers:

*Hands alb1221 some Viagra
Enjoy!

 

[dHaLSiM]

The author of this post is one of those guys who will ditch his friends to play video games. It brings a tear to my eye ;(

Na, i couldn't give a shit..but come on..stop obsessing over it...it just makes you look sad.

 

[Mr. Redundant]

Originally posted by BlumenKohl
That's sad...

well yeah it is, but it could be worse, he coulda said
"Hl2 will give me a minute erection"

 

[Prince of China]

I forgot who said this, but you're right, homework and school should come first, a video game should not compensate for your lack of education. Especially, I have a long road ahead of me...

 

[Wesisapie]

i would ditch my friends/girlfriend to play it.
but just for the first week or so, after that i'd be back to normal.

 

[Guest]

loosen up guys..... erections happen

 

[Infiniti]

Not for me they don't

 

[Prince of China]

Originally posted by Infiniti
Not for me they don't

Uhh, dude, that's bad!

 

[Joeyslucky22]

you're love life is doomed...

Yeah i'll cream and soil myself at the same time..

HL2 should come with a change of clothes...

 

[Pressure]

/me picks up his copy of HL2 from the store on September 30.
/me comes home and sets it on this desk and stares.
/me can't play it until he gets his new computer in late October.
/me is sad.

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by Infiniti
Not for me they don't

you might want to reconsider that statement

 

[AgentXen]

Originally posted by Wesisapie
i would ditch my friends/girlfriend to play it.
but just for the first week or so, after that i'd be back to normal.

:cheers: :smoking:

 

[Guest]

what would you rather have life size cardboard stand of gordon or your own personal half-life 2 underoos

 

[Prince of China]

I've been told people have replaced their posters of Britney Spears with the G-Man, Gordon and Alyx.

 

[Uh-Oh]

Originally posted by alb1221
what would you rather have life size cardcoard stand of gordon or your own personal half-life 2 underoos

The girl next door in the half-life 2 underoos.

 

[Guest]

lol

 

[Chazz]

Personally, i hope I get like... A really short, early shift that day. Like, 8-12 or summin. Otheriwse, yes I admit, I may not be able to rouse myself enough to get up and get it. Then motor home, install, and become obsesseded @.@

 

[Prince of China]

YES! Lucky for me, I don't have a job and it's summer.But when summers over, the school ownz my arse.

 

[AgentXen]

Originally posted by Tredoslop
I've been told people have replaced their posters of Britney Spears with the G-Man, Gordon and Alyx.

I was actualy planing on haveing The Britney Spears,GTA3,Gordon,"I Want To Belive",GTAVC,Joana Dark,Alyx,Al Pachino,GTAVC Neon light Sign,Rare,X-Files,and Perfect Dark Posters.

 

[Mr. Redundant]

Danny Devito nuff said

 

[MadGuy]

some people dream about computer games..some dream about girls...

 

[zitbug]

Oh sh8t on a shingle!

Half-Life 2 is all that matters that's why we frequent this forum, surely?

Who gives a toss what some a**hole thinks about it being 'sad'.

That tosser is as 'sad' as the rest of us, and he fk*n knows it!



:cheers:

 

[el Chi]

I don't know if I'll get to play it for the first week. Sept 30th= first day of uni= fresher's week. Therefore, I will be incredibly anxious on that day and incredibly drunk the rest of the week. HL2's too pretty an experience to play whilst I'm blind. Or having my stomach pumped. And I'ma put meeting pretty new people first.
Playing HL2 will be, to start with a slow-burning experience as I don't wanna be a total recluse. Not the best or most exciting first impression to make.

Besides, I probably need to upgrade.