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Mrmanwithsuit
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I LIKE PIE
I AM HIGH
I DRINK COKE N RYE
DAMN I CAN SURE FLY
Valve i love you
I LIKE PIE
I AM HIGH
I DRINK COKE N RYE
DAMN I CAN SURE FLY
Valve i love you
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Mrmanwithsuit
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okay i wana go in partnership with u on our very well informed poem on halflife2 ok ok ?
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Mrmanwithsuit
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2 million sound good GOOD OL BUDDY PARTNER FRIEND SIR MAN :S
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Quellex
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At first impression a thread was at great compression of lame.
Gliding with my Opera I came to avail.
Morning dew glazed across my window rail.
News of a gold PC game to set sail.
Ninety eight percents of a sum to prevail.
A righteous successor, a electronic holy grail.
Gliding with my Opera I came to avail.
Morning dew glazed across my window rail.
News of a gold PC game to set sail.
Ninety eight percents of a sum to prevail.
A righteous successor, a electronic holy grail.
pixartist
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i was watching these forums longer than a year
half life 2 never came out and i started not to care
but then came e3 2004
and i came back and cared even more
now the game went gold
and when it's out i wont do as told
to go to school and learn the whole day
no, i will stay at home and play
:E poor try, as i said i can't rhyme in english
half life 2 never came out and i started not to care
but then came e3 2004
and i came back and cared even more
now the game went gold
and when it's out i wont do as told
to go to school and learn the whole day
no, i will stay at home and play
:E poor try, as i said i can't rhyme in english
AJ Rimmer
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Half-life was a glorious game,
it took a full five years before news came.
A professor, a guard, a strider and a dame,
and a mysterious city with a number as name.
The glorious sequel was awaited by every last one,
but then a build was stolen and the delays begun.
Then a wonderful day, in the year 2004,
as the people grew weary, VALVe kept quiet no more.
And as if in a dream, the truth was unfold,
the internet gasped, when Half-life 2 went gold.
Now we wait for November 16th, when the game will be ours,
and then waste one too many hours.
Striders will die, g-man will lie, and the combines end will be nigh, but the question we wonder the most; Why did I have wear that ridiculous tie?
it took a full five years before news came.
A professor, a guard, a strider and a dame,
and a mysterious city with a number as name.
The glorious sequel was awaited by every last one,
but then a build was stolen and the delays begun.
Then a wonderful day, in the year 2004,
as the people grew weary, VALVe kept quiet no more.
And as if in a dream, the truth was unfold,
the internet gasped, when Half-life 2 went gold.
Now we wait for November 16th, when the game will be ours,
and then waste one too many hours.
Striders will die, g-man will lie, and the combines end will be nigh, but the question we wonder the most; Why did I have wear that ridiculous tie?
Half-Life² how do I love thee?
Maybe the blood and gore inspires me
Maybe the graphics or the combine's tricks.
Maybe the fine looking *ss of Alyx'
Oh Half-Life² when will you be mine?
The day of release will be something to remember
I still have wet dreams about the 16. november.
"I'll use my crowbar to f*cking smash thee"
I'll tell a headcrab the second I see.
Oh Half-Life² come to my arms.
Blood is red, Blueshift is blue, Half-Life is great and so is number 2.
Maybe the blood and gore inspires me
Maybe the graphics or the combine's tricks.
Maybe the fine looking *ss of Alyx'
Oh Half-Life² when will you be mine?
The day of release will be something to remember
I still have wet dreams about the 16. november.
"I'll use my crowbar to f*cking smash thee"
I'll tell a headcrab the second I see.
Oh Half-Life² come to my arms.
Blood is red, Blueshift is blue, Half-Life is great and so is number 2.
Homercidal
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Gordon is mute, as far as we know.
But he is not deaf, or old, or slow.
And Alyx has been eager
To give him some B**ver
Ever since she told him "Hello."
Now Gordon can see that she might be "easy".
And he's aroused as he could possibly be.
And says Alyx , en route,
down the front of his suit,
"Is that a crowbar or are you just happy to see me?"
But he is not deaf, or old, or slow.
And Alyx has been eager
To give him some B**ver
Ever since she told him "Hello."
Now Gordon can see that she might be "easy".
And he's aroused as he could possibly be.
And says Alyx , en route,
down the front of his suit,
"Is that a crowbar or are you just happy to see me?"
alexius
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yes yes yes yes yes no
half life 2 has just gone gold
alredy 20 million have been pre sold
you now step back into gordons shoes
if you die then you lose
thank valve and gabe newell
if you have the beta version you better not tell
there will be fun and laughter in city 17
they have left it this late to keep us keen
ill have to buy a new graphics card
so i can kill more zombies in the graveyard
i focking hate the band Blue
ill make them eat this jackscrew
if it is delayed any further
we will find out that the g man is freemans father
crowbar in the left hand and in the right the maniplulater
i cant focking wait till this bastarding game comes out so see you later
half life 2 has just gone gold
alredy 20 million have been pre sold
you now step back into gordons shoes
if you die then you lose
thank valve and gabe newell
if you have the beta version you better not tell
there will be fun and laughter in city 17
they have left it this late to keep us keen
ill have to buy a new graphics card
so i can kill more zombies in the graveyard
i focking hate the band Blue
ill make them eat this jackscrew
if it is delayed any further
we will find out that the g man is freemans father
crowbar in the left hand and in the right the maniplulater
i cant focking wait till this bastarding game comes out so see you later
On November 16 the world will see,what we all know will come to be-
Gordon & G-man & Alyx makes three,thats three times the action and three times the glee-
In city 17 expectations will be met,hold your own with the stryders and never must you fret-
This is the game we have been all waiting for,the combine soldiers will soon be knocking at your door-
For in this game there will be no rehashes,and as the G-man says
"its time to smell the ashes".
So on november 16,grab your crowbar,suit and glasses,
as on that day many will not be in their classes-
So emersed you will be you will forget to eat or sleep,
but it matters not,you see,for how often can a game make you weep. ;(
Gordon & G-man & Alyx makes three,thats three times the action and three times the glee-
In city 17 expectations will be met,hold your own with the stryders and never must you fret-
This is the game we have been all waiting for,the combine soldiers will soon be knocking at your door-
For in this game there will be no rehashes,and as the G-man says
"its time to smell the ashes".
So on november 16,grab your crowbar,suit and glasses,
as on that day many will not be in their classes-
So emersed you will be you will forget to eat or sleep,
but it matters not,you see,for how often can a game make you weep. ;(
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