Happy Australia Day
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How does one celebrate Australia Day?
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HOW DO YOU CELEBRATE AUSTRALIA DAY BESIDES GETTING CONVICTED FOR A CRIME IN NEW ZEALAND?!
What?
That doesn't make sense. Were you trying to make a joke? Because if you did, you failed. :cheers:
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I cant even remember how I celebrated Australia Day when I lived there.
Probably a barbeque. Everything deserves a barbeque over there.
Probably a barbeque. Everything deserves a barbeque over there.
I would laugh if it was an actual joke that made sense.
Looks like a 5 year old kid wrote the post.Ha it's great. My whole street is having a barbecue, i can practically eat the air. Smells so good.
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Beat up some Indian students, impose strict immigration laws to deter the Chinaman, and make some racist cheese.
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Barbecue? Oh, man. Jealous. Beer and Food. God damn, life is good. Enjoy your day.
You forgot "bash dickheads"
Australia doesn't have strict immigration laws, infact right now if you row a boat into Australian waters, the navy will pick you up and you instantly become a citizen because you are a "Refugee" Then you can live off government benefits for the rest of your life.
Also coon cheese is named after a man who just so happened to have the last name "coon" But of course idiots like you who don't know the full story would just automatically assume it's named "coon" to insult black people.
:cheers:
What? Are you serious? Their is no better name to name a day where everyone celebrates everything Australian.
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Negro, cheese....
cool.
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You guys celebrate an island of convicts?
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What?
Lern2history.
I know my history, but still what you said didn't make sense, so therefore i think he doesn't know his history. Could you elaborate on what you said?
Why would someone celebrate Australia day by getting convicted of a crime in new zealand? Doesn't make sense. Plus you typing in caps just makes you look like more of an idiot.
Yes we are all criminals, all 22 million of us, even though only 165,000 convicts came to Australia during the prison era. Lets just totally ignore the mass immigration during the gold rush and in the 1960's and just assume we are all decedents of criminals.
You see crimes are genetic, so if your ancestor is say a pedophile, you will be a pedophile too.
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I know my history, but still what you said didn't make sense, so therefore i think he doesn't know his history. Could you elaborate on what you said?
Why would someone celebrate Australia day by getting convicted of a crime in new zealand? Doesn't make sense. Plus you typing in caps just makes you look like more of an idiot.
Yes we are all criminals, all 22 million of us, even though only 165,000 convicts came to Australia during the prison era. Lets just totally ignore the mass immigration during the gold rush and in the 1960's and just assume we are all decedents of criminals.
You see crimes are genetic, so if your ancestor is say a pedophile, you will be a pedophile too.
You take everything too seriously.
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You see crimes are genetic, so if your ancestor is say a pedophile, you will be a pedophile too.
Pedophilia is not a crime.
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I think xdrive just can't take a joke, and thereby should be banned from the internet.
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F*ck all ya'll niggas. America str8 ^ fo sho. Yall bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks. REPRESENTIN.
I can take a joke, but still your joke didn't make sense rofl.
i loled.
No, i am 2.
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xdrive spent his holiday arguing valiantly, furiously defending his country from a couple of jabs.
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It's better than arguing with 40-something year old drunk people about why I should be allowed to listen to Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin, too.
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Smack bogans.
xdrive said:
Didn't they send back the Sri Lankan asylum seekers that time? Wait, better get back on topic and not turn this into some political human rights.
HAPPY BELATED AUSSIE DAY.
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lol xdrive don't try and defend your or rather our country it's a waste of time. The one I love to hate is the convict jab. Funny because the majority of people willingly immigrated to the country. Convicts were used as slave labour early on but then their were mass drives to get people to immigrate especially after WW1/2. When someone insults your country the acceptable thing to do is laugh and move on. I couldn't imagine having to deal with irrate Americans every time I insulted the US.
Not really, Australia day was pretty much over when this thread was posted.
They didn't accept one boat of Sri lankan asylum seekers, only because they were not in our waters. But they nearly did, because indonesia was like "nah you take them! we don't want them!" and then kevin rudd likes "yes master, what ever you say master" and then he thought to himself "hmm this might not be popular with the australian people" so he made a special deal with them that if they go to Indonesia they will be fast tracked into Australia as citizens.
Sigh at government.
