ailevation
Don't toke Sour Diesel
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i lmao all the time though
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Bestiality is frowned upon here.
Now Necropedobeastiality on the other hand...:naughty:
What he said. Except with more falling over.yes, but i was drunk
What, physically? Bloody hell you must have some expensive medical bills.i lmao all the time though
ROFL! ( :E )
I rofled another time as well. Okay, so I was over at this girl's house I was dating at the time having dinner with her parents. Mid-dinner, they get a phone call saying that her dad's brother had just died (that's not the funny part) and he went off into another room to talk to his family. While he was off, we were in the dining room still, talking about what happened and what-not, when her mom says something along the lines of "He was always so sad after his wife left him. I think he just gave up the will to live."
Keep in mind, her mom is from the deep south and still had an accent. A thick one. So just keep this in the back of your mind for a bit.
Anyway, we're sitting there for about twenty minutes or something like that. Her dad comes back in and sits down. He explains what went down, guy got ****ing run over by a steamroller of all things, and people think he just kind of wandered in front of it without looking around. Suddenly, the mother swoops around the table, puts her hand on his shoulder and says "Did he give up the will to live?"
I find this question insanely funny. Knowing what the situation is, I try to muffle my laughter, and do so successfully, though I was trembling violently. Seriously, the fork I'm holding clinking quickly against my plate, it was horrible. Finally, we stand up to leave, and this is when things got ugly. Apparently the effort of retaining my hilarity and standing at the same time proved too much for me, and I let out this huge guffaw that just ripped out of me. Everyone turns to look at me, and the only thing I can think of to say was "I... I was thinking of something else" while still shaking violently. I scurry out to the car, lay the seat all the way down, and start laughing uncontrollably, rolling around deleriously. Girl comes out, asked me what the hell is wrong with me, and that just makes me laugh harder.
We didn't work out.
yes, but i was drunk
Technically yes, but I was already on the floor for a tangentally related reason.
I was a college freshman. I just took this girl back to my dorm. We climbed on the bed, and I promptly smacked my head on the concrete wall really hard. It was teh phunnies, once I regained consciousness.
"Oh yeah bitch you like that, don't you? Ohh baby yeah Oh yee"*CLONK*
".......hello?"
Technically yes, but I was already on the floor for a tangentally related reason.
I was a college freshman. I just took this girl back to my dorm. We climbed on the bed, and I promptly smacked my head on the concrete wall really hard. It was teh phunnies, once I regained consciousness.
I came so close to ROFLing at that it's not funny. I loaded the page, went across the room to lower the blinds (the sun was shinning on my moniter) and when I came back I saw that pic and almost fell over