Haven't been able to poop

[BF2slut]

I haven't been able to poop in 3 days, I dunno what else to say..

is it time to see the doctor? if I do hes not going to stick a tube or anything up my butt is he?

 

[gh0st]

no but he is gonna give you a swift kick in the testicles for saying something so stupid on a message board.

 

[xLostx]

eat more bran stupid.

This thread will be pwn3d.

 

[joule]

Have you been eating anything?

 

[Dalamari]

Ex-lax and a good book, you'll be clean as a whistle, just be sure to go into the doctor before you get headaches and stuff like that.

 

[bvasgm]

Have fun. Guess where the tube goes...http://store1.yimg.com/I/ehms1_1849_2964116



If you don't want to resort to sticking that up your ass, you could try informing yourself.

 

[Reginald]

Samon's stupidest thread of the month? Shame it's already been allocated

 

[Ennui]

BL2slut you make some classic threads.

 

[Hazar]

some really stupid ones too

 

[^Ben]

Best topic in the history of forums ever.

 

[BF2slut]

So if I go to the doctor hes probally gonna wanna stick something up my ass..

can I ask him if I can stick it up there instead? so at least I go down with SOME dignity...

 

[bvasgm]

You don't need to go to the doctor. Just buy some ex-lax.

 

[BF2slut]

You don't need to go to the doctor. Just buy some ex-lax.

Is that taken orally or do I have to stick it up my fun hole?

 

[Ennui]

orally.

 

[Vegeta897]

Is that taken orally or do I have to stick it up my fun hole?

I think all laxatives are taken orally... Assuming "Ex-Lax" is one.

 

[bvasgm]

Ex-lax is taken orally. You're thinking of a suppository.

 

[Alix Mcdean]

Is that taken orally or do I have to stick it up my fun hole?

That depends if you like men or women.

You did call it your 'fun hole'. I'm leanin' towards the chest hair side.

Either way, make sure you have a plunger handy afterwards.

-Alix

 

[Raziaar]

You always make the stupidest threads, BF2slut!

ARGH!

 

[xLostx]

you can get ex-lax chocolate, you're set!

 

[bvasgm]

The simple solution to all your problems:

Step 1: Buy ex-lax.
Step 2: Eat ex-lax.
Step 3: Take a huge shit.
Step 4: Problem solved.

 

[Ennui]

or **** it just sit down and poo

 

[Lethal8472]

You have nothing to worry about...when i was about 10 or so I could go 5+ days without having to go. I was like that for many years. Then my body realized that going that infrequently wasn't normal, and I have a normal 2 or 3 day cycle now.

 

[Prince of China]

Drink lots of water.

 

[<RJMC>]

a thread started by BF2slut is allways unmissable

 

[Raziaar]

Where are you Bliink?

 

[venturon]

On the toilet, I should think.

(Yay for rhymes!)

 

[Teta_Bonita]

3 days? that's nothin. I once went for an entire week without goin a single drop! no sh*t, I'm tellin the truth! (pun intended)

ya, I'm that cool. :smoking:

 

[Raziaar]

3 days? that's nothin. I once went for an entire week without goin a single drop! no sh*t, I'm tellin the truth! (pun intended)

ya, I'm that cool. :smoking:

And now you have colon cancer.

 

[pAiNtHeAsS]

Doesn't more veggies help you poo?

 

[bvasgm]

More fiber.

 

[evil^milk]

The simple solution to all your problems:

Step 1: Buy ex-lax.
Step 2: Eat ex-lax.
Step 3: Take a huge shit.
Step 4: Problem solved.

for the win.

 

[LittleB]

So if I go to the doctor hes probally gonna wanna stick something up my ass..

can I ask him if I can stick it up there instead? so at least I go down with SOME dignity...

You're gonna stick something up your ass and your going to go down on him too? Man it's all sex with you isn't it :naughty:

 

[Dr. Freeman]

wow...this is definitely a thread we could have lived without.
seriously, why do people think forum goers want to know about people's shitting routines? :|

 

[Vegeta897]

wow...this is definitely a thread we could have lived without.
seriously, why do people think forum goers want to know about people's shitting routines? :|

People make these threads for one or more of the following reasons:

A: It's an excuse to spam
B: They want more threads under their belt, as if that inflates their E-Penis
C: We are bone dry for thread topics these days
D: Because they can get away with it, due to a lack of moderators who care

Or, if I can go out on a limb here,

E: To annoy people like me and you

 

[xLostx]

Most of the users on these boards are teenagers, what do you expect? Gotta be a fart joke here and there but in this case...a poop thread lol

 

[Dr. Freeman]

People make these threads for one or more of the following reasons:

A: It's an excuse to spam
B: They want more threads under their belt, as if that inflates their E-Penis
C: We are bone dry for thread topics these days
D: Because they can get away with it, due to a lack of moderators who care

Or, if I can go out on a limb here,

E: To annoy people like me and you

well...it was more of a rhetorical question and i suppose any and all of those reasons probably do lead to such threads like this one but still doesn't mean the quality of the forum still must drop.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

This is the "General Off-Topic" forum, not the "Completely Stupid" forum. Although sometimes I wonder. Closed.