HELP For ****s sake!

[gh0st]

This 14 oz kitten is mauling me, I had to flee to the relative safety of standing on this chair. Its clawing my feet oh GOD ITS EATING MY USB PORT HEEELLLLPPPPP CALL THE SWAT TEAM

 

[joule]

What kind of kitten is that? Baby tiger?

 

[Shamrock]

Hmm..

Someone call the BLOG SQUAD!!!! Oh Em gee1!~!!!`11`1~!oneoneoneeleventyhundred!!11

My Modsensations are tingling.. I feel a strong urge that this thread shall be closed..

 

[gh0st]

I found my digital camera near this chair, if someone finds this cat next to me in a pool of my own blood please call delta force ;[

 

[joule]

Awwwww... now ain't that just cute? Where'd ya get it?

 

[Shamrock]

I found my digital camera near this chair, if someone finds this cat next to me in a pool of my own blood please call delta force ;[

Terrible quality. At least get a good digital camera..

 

[gh0st]

I actually have a really good digicam, its an sb5something00, I just havent configured it yet. So basically I get pics that are like 9000x9000 and have poor quality.

Awwwww... now ain't that just cute? Where'd ya get it?

It isnt mine. But its visiting. Thank god it isnt mine.

 

[Greatgat]

I found my digital camera near this chair, if someone finds this cat next to me in a pool of my own blood please call delta force ;[

Now now. There's no need to fear the Reaper...

 

[Ennui]

Silly gh0st.

 

[gh0st]

Fortunately its got this little jingle bells on its collar so I can hear where it is... it just lunged at me from behind the printer, i grabbed him just in time. What a little ****.

 

[bvasgm]

Come on gh0st, be a man, kick that kittens ass!!

 

[Ennui]

Or just hug it like I would. I love kittens.

 

[Dalamari]

Grab it's back legs and slam its head onto the corner of a doorway

 

[gh0st]

With luck I wont have to, he's awfully close to the shredder. Perhaps that will finally get some good use.

 

[Kamikazie]

just make sure that it doesnt try to jump a safety gate...or you could, depends on what you want to do to it

 

[SimonomiS]

Dropkick.

 

[Alix Mcdean]

Just wait for the kitty to get close, make a fist, wave the fist around to get the little s***'s attention, then when he goes to lunge for the fist, punch him square in the jaw. Then when he reels back from the punch, drop your monitor ontop of him.

Or you could, you know, punt him out the window.

*shrug*

-Alix

 

[Ennui]

Just wait for the kitty to get close, make a fist, wave the fist around to get the little s***'s attention, then when he goes to lunge for the fist, punch him square in the jaw. Then when he reels back from the punch, drop your monitor ontop of him.

Or you could, you know, punt him out the window.

*shrug*

-Alix

both of those made me laugh and now i feel like a bad person

 

[Kamikazie]

both of those made me laugh and now i feel like a bad person

you are a bad person! your going to hell for laughing!

whatever i guess that i'll let it slide

seriously close your door (with the cat on the other side) problem solved

 

[Ennui]

or pick it up and hug the shit out of it

 

[Sulkdodds]

I wuv kittens.

 

[Pesmerga]

Awwwww... now ain't that just cute? Where'd ya get it?

YOU ARE A FRAUD! A DIRTY LIEING FRAUD! I TRUSTED YOU!

 

[Kamikazie]

or pick it up and hug the shit out of it

[SARCASM]But that wouldnt be as fun as punting the cat out the window[/SARCASM]





the above statement is not true, i have never attempted this stunt in anyway what so ever. the animal rights people do NOT have to get involved this time

 

[Ennui]

YOU ARE A FRAUD! A DIRTY LIEING FRAUD! I TRUSTED YOU!

pwned.

Soz joule, I told pes that you're not a girl :E

 

[Razor]

You should know by now Ghost that people on here don't help you but merely mock you at your stupidity for asking for help.

So i will just say that i have seen small children frighten kittens away, are you really that much of a wimp and coward and incompetant to pick it up, put it out the bedroom door and shut the bedroom door?

 

[Ennui]

You should know by now Ghost that people on here don't help you but merely mock you at your stupidity for asking for help.

So i will just say that i have seen small children frighten kittens away, are you really that much of a wimp and coward and incompetant to pick it up, put it out the bedroom door and shut the bedroom door?

He's kidding stupid.

 

[gh0st]

this room doesnt have a door, its just a hallway.

it was meant as a joke razor. if you didnt kill yourself get it. reverse that.

 

[Sulkdodds]

are you really that much of a wimp and coward and incompetant to pick it up, put it out the bedroom door and shut the bedroom door?

Have you EVER tried to fight a kitten before? More deadly than a whole army of xenomorphs.

 

[Ennui]

they're vicious

 

[Kamikazie]

this room doesnt have a door, its just a hallway.

it was meant as a joke razor. if you didnt kill yourself get it. reverse that.

make a door, maybe it'll try to jump it...like in my thread that i made earlier

 

[gh0st]

make a door, maybe it'll try to jump it...like in my thread that i made earlier

quit plugging your shitty thread. no one likes it AND NO ONE LIKES YOU.

 

[Ennui]

make a door, maybe it'll try to jump it...like in my thread that i made earlier

lol all over again

 

[Kamikazie]

quit plugging your shitty thread. no one likes it AND NO ONE LIKES YOU.

then why is everybody laughing at the damn cat! and when i was banned a lot of the members PMed Bliink to see if she could lift the ban.

so thats why nobody likes the thread or me right?

 

[Pesmerga]

Have you EVER tried to fight a kitten before? More deadly than a whole army of xenomorphs.

That would be a hilarious spoof...to replace all the aliens with ravaging kitties.

Especially in the scene where the pilot gets attacked while flying the thingie transport hooha.

*grabs for pistol*

"GAME OVER MAN!!!"

 

[Burn]

DUCTAPE IT TO THE MOTHER****ING ROOF

 

[Ennui]

oh my that's a funny image

 

[HunterSeeker]

Ductape = The universal soloution

 

[jondy]

Ductape = The Final Solution

That's better.

 

[Ennui]

and its a god damn good thing hitler never knew its true powers

 

[Pesmerga]

and its a god damn good thing hitler never knew its true powers

MacArthur vs. Duct Tape, next on Who's Coke Line is this Anyways.