Help with a girl

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I think alot of you have misunderstood or something I have already asked this girl and she said no. I feel crap and I have failed.

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Van_Halen said:
YOU MONSTER! YOU KILLED ETT!! NOOOO!!!
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Rofl I clicked that link, then tried to exit it. The lyrics popped up so I unwittingly held down enter to get rid of them. It snapped back to this page and clicked on the link like 20 times!

Task manager saved my ass from an enternity of rick.
 
The way to get that one girl is too get good with all girls.

Expand your social circle, dress better (www.kinowear.com is a good fashion blog for men), be louder and more confident.

What guys don't realise is, your natural looks do not matter to girls. It's all about who you are. If you get rejected, don't feel bad, becuase she wasn't rejecting you, just the bad habits and the way you acted. You can very easilly change.
 
If you have to pretend to be somone you are not to get a girl you fail at life.

Solaris, stop failing!
 
^:D

lambda, there are tons of chicks out there, but it sucks that it didn't work out.
 
neptuneuk said:
If you have to pretend to be somone you are not to get a girl you fail at life.

Solaris, stop failing!
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No, don't pretend to be someone you are not, change who you are.

But you can never change yourself, only your actions.

Else be content to be a ****ing looser, either way I don't care.
 
Your right, I apologise fully.

However, I have posted everything you need to know to get this girl and girls like her. Whether you want to remain the guy you are, or become who you want to be, is up to you.
 
So you asked her to go out with you for some coffee or to see a movie and she just said "No."?
 
toaster-chan said:
It turns out Cmmd+Q is enough to kill it on a Mac, without any lyrics on the exit. lol pwnt. For the first time in their lives Macfags have a reason to be as smug as they are about their OS choice.
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:LOL:
 
That sucks. There are millions of other girls. Go ask a different girl out to coffee. In fact, ask a different girl out to coffee, TODAY. Better yet, NOW.

RIGHT NOW!!!!!
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Cole said:
That sucks. There are millions of other girls. Go ask a different girl out to coffee. In fact, ask a different girl out to coffee, TODAY. Better yet, NOW.

RIGHT NOW!!!!!
:cheese:​
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^QFT.
 
AHA-Lambda said:
Yeah ;(
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Holy shit, what a bitch... You hereby have permission from Fagballz to go punch her in the c*nt... **** her.

I don't think women ever really realize how nerve racking it is to ask them out... And how embarrassing it is, depending on the response they give...

At least she didn't say "Eww..."
 
Van_Halen, better she did that than lie to him, which was the only other option.

Lambda, take Coles advice :)
 
I know naught of asking girls out, so I can't give you any real advise.

Also, Solaris, don't forget becoming THAT GUY, whoever THAT GUY is...
 
AHA-Lambda said:
I think alot of you have misunderstood or something I have already asked this girl and she said no. I feel crap and I have failed.

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Wait, what?

When was this? WHY WAS NO EPIC "UMG I ASKED HER OUT" POST MADE?

Explain what happened in epic detail, pls...
 
Wait, what?

When was this? WHY WAS NO EPIC "UMG I ASKED HER OUT" POST MADE?

Explain what happened in epic detail, pls...
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AHA-Lambda said:
I know this thread is old but I didn't think I should leave this hanging.

I asked her. She said no. I feel like crap now. ;(
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Uh it was posted.
 
God I really don't feel like it but basically I asked her if she wanted to go out with me to see a movie at the weekend and she said she was working all weekend, which I knew was crap cos her best friend told me she only works one day at the weekend.
 
Look back and learn from it and take time to recover and get back to it man.
 
AHA-Lambda said:
God I really don't feel like it but basically I asked her if she wanted to go out with me to see a movie at the weekend and she said she was working all weekend, which I knew was crap cos her best friend told me she only works one day at the weekend.
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The ultimate payback.

Talk bad about her to her friend saying how you hate people like that, and/or tell her friend that you actually have been taking a liking to her, and that you want to touch her ass. Actually, don't tell her or ask her, just do it, if you can just get in a situation where you can do so, when you two are sort of laughing and relaxed. Whatever you do, don't grab it. just barely touch it so she isn't even sure if she felt something. That should turn her on. If you grab a handful of her ass cheek, you might get slapped and you will really be screwed.

Sleep with her, and then the original girl will find out from her that you are a natural in bed, and she will see how crazy her friend is about you. Seeing her friend like you will make her want you and regret blowing you off.

Now that the original girl is taking interest in you, tell the original girl that you really wanted her body all along but didn't want to tell her because you didn't want her to think you were a dog. As for sleeping with her friend, "I was trying to be closer to you, and it just happened but I'm not sure how I feel about her."

Then tell the original girl that her body has been the only thing on your mind for the past month. This will get her thinking about your body. Move in for the kill with your eyes half open like you are turned on (maybe you are) and breath on her neck. This is a sensative area. Before-hand, you should test on your own neck, exposed shoulder area, and behind the ears to find the sensitive areas that will make her crazy.

Then, after you sex them both, leave them both for being shitty friends to eachother. "I don't think I can trust someone that would do such a thing."

Then, use them for booty calls, lie to them and tell them you want to be with them, but after you sex them, don't call them for 2 weeks.


The entire time this has been taking place you have been hitting on girls that they don't know, trying to find a completely different girlfriend.

Girls really go for dogs, as long as they don't really know what you are doing. Because, when you don't care, they can sense it, and they will do anything to make you care. And you don't care, because you have met other girls that you like instead.


Whatever you do, don't ever completely ditch any girl. One day, one year, you may want to see them...

PS - buttsechs
 
Okay, this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a little monkey or some dancing chimp bullshit, I mean a ****ing orangutan. Don't ask me how you're gonna get a ****ing orangutan, that's not my problem. So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable; all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why that is, it's just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You've seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?", "You used to date the guy with the orangutan?", "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?" Next thing you know she's calling.

"I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime." "Geez I dunno, me and Clyde were going to go to a monster truck race tonight. (orangutans love monster trucks) In fact the whole social calendar seems kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in." "Oh, well you know my number so don't be a stra" --" Hey look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making Mojitoes."

At this point the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind, you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it's your life. But if you're a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. You're IM-ing. You're talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You're one big Brady Bunch.

Then the orangutan ****s her mother.

Compliments of Pesh
 
1. Meet girl
2. Talk to girl
3. Buy girl drink
4. ???
5. Profit





...and it's as easy as that. It's all how you handle it. It cannot be taught.




Well, not over a single glass perhaps.
 
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