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Wolfy Snackrib said:That is one ugly kid, if Arnold were here he would probably go all like "youre one... ugly... mother (u no what I'm talking about)
Frank said:I bet you weren't a looker when you dumped out of your mom's vagina... all red and bloody and screamed like a little girl... come to think of it, didn't we all?
****ing retard...
...CptStern said:congrats!!! one month early? my son was 3 months early ...is he in an incubator?
here's so advice ...you'll be tempted to say "my son/daughter" is x monhths old "corrected" ...dont bother just say the age he really si people get confused
for those who dont know ..when your son/daughter celebrates her/his first birthday technicaly he'll only be 11 months old ...makes a difference in development
Rofl I can just picture that.Sharrd said:It's called birthday for a Goddamn reason.
Come 16th of November, I'll be at our hospital at 00:00, ready to put a HL2 sticker on first arriving kid.
Rofl!!vegeta897 said:Rofl I can just picture that.
Some lady gives birth to a kid..
Dad: Oh honey I am so proud! He is so cute!
Mom: I know! Welcome to the world, (insert name here)
*Sharrd comes bursting in the door, his hand covered in HL2 stickers.*
Sharrd: TIME FOR YOUR STICKER!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Doctor: WTF is he doing in here!!??
Sharrd: HAHAH!!!
*Stick*
Mom: MY BABY!!!
Dad: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!?
*Sharrd runs off to the next baby*
blag said:What are the chances of HL2 going gold and my baby being born the same day? I guess pretty good since it happened. I guess he got so excited that he decided to come out a month early. I'm so excited that I had to tell the community. My wife gets mad every time I tell her that I'm going to set up the high chair so he can watch me play HL2. He will play when he gets older.
Sadly, there will be no HL5. HL is a trilogy.Fender357 said:Lol....when your kid gets old enough to play it he's gonna say, "Dad... HL2 sucks ass! Its nothin' compaired to HL 5!"
LOLklown said:Is his name Gordon?
f|uke said:Sadly, there will be no HL5. HL is a trilogy.
CptStern said:congrats!!! one month early? my son was 3 months early ...is he in an incubator?
here's so advice ...you'll be tempted to say "my son/daughter" is x monhths old "corrected" ...dont bother just say the age he really si people get confused
for those who dont know ..when your son/daughter celebrates her/his first birthday technicaly he'll only be 11 months old ...makes a difference in development