hl2 CVG preview now available to all

CptStern said:
the only time I squirt is if I'm not paying attention when I'm relieving myself ;)
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um. too much info man..
im sure most pple here don't wanna know when or why u squirt.

and now Redundant is gonna make u popular via sig material.. i think.. :p
 
yahhh I'm popular!!! you all love me you really do!!!


at least I didnt mention squirting after I've had a bit too much indian food (all those bean dishes go right through me ) :LOL:
 
yes there is...at least I think so...on the second last page
 
what a crappy preview. it's not far removed from having some crazed pervert doing a voiceover for the 2k4 e3 vid
 
I've seen the first one but havent seen the second one

why is the left hand bottom corner covered by a black box? anyone have the magazine? is there a blurb there or something?
 
Well people that dident buy the magazine they should be new for :D
 
Okay okay, but is that an actual spoiler? NO. I think me posting that picture compared to people's text about the game/beta doesn't even compare.
 
tokin said:
Okay okay, but is that an actual spoiler? NO. I think me posting that picture compared to people's text about the game/beta doesn't even compare.
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Is it from the beta? Yes.

are you allowed to post Beta pictures on these forums? No.

therefor bloody remove it.
 
Wow. That preview had to be some of the worst writing I've seen in ages - and I've read PowerStation.
 
Its free.... i think if you have to JUST type a user name in no password use mine.... antstn
 
Damn looks like it was written by some guy trapped in the sex offenders ward in the local sanitarium.
 
Could he make any more references to the male apendage/orgasm?!
 
Did anyone see this?

"Well if you don't give a toss about subtext (and frankly, neither do we), then you'll be pleased to know that every building is fully destructible, meaning shards of rock and stone will be scything through the air while you engage the enemy in bloody firefights as you and the rest of mankind attempt to take back City 17, street by street. Happy now?"

Wtf...and they have pictures to prove it? Can this be true?
/ejaculates if it is true
 
Good Lord, CVG has some pretty crappy journalists by the looks of things. Not the best written article I've ever seen, to say the least.
 
And how can you guys say it was a bad review. Sure it was hyped to death but these guys usually are hard asses on games so that review made me really happy in my pants...
 
This was cool stuff before june... now it's not.
 
Wow...

Half the reason the game's been set in Eastern Europe is because it represents the clash between the new and the old. It's a setting which acts as a metaphor for the game's plot - contrasting with the aliens and their cutting-edge technology coming to earth and subjugating the weak species that is humanity.
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This is the only semi-intelligent statement in the entire article.

The only reason I enjoyed reading that is that I enjoy reading anything related to Half-life 2.

Could the writers of that article squeezed in any more innuendo's or explicit sexual references? ...seriously, is it even possible? CVG's writing style is usually more professional than that; it looks like some perverted little kid who just learned lots of new ways to refer to sex, and wants to try them all out at once...while talking about something completely unrelated.
 
guinny said:
And how can you guys say it was a bad review. Sure it was hyped to death but these guys usually are hard asses on games so that review made me really happy in my pants...
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My personal gripe with him wasn't his fan boy-ness merely the fact that he was a bad journalist. His style was crude and made him sound like a cretin. Whether or not that's an accuate depiction of him as a person I don't want to think about.
The screenshot captions were particularly bad (which is saying something) - he just came accross as juvenile and stupid - but not in a men's magazine lad-ish kind of a way. Just sh*t.
 
ok so he wrote LIKE shit but your all missing the bigger picture:

Well if you don't give a toss about subtext (and frankly, neither do we), then you'll be pleased to know that every building is fully destructible, meaning shards of rock and stone will be scything through the air while you engage the enemy in bloody firefights as you and the rest of mankind attempt to take back City 17, street by street. Happy now?
 
Look Guinny, all it is is that it's old news and so we have nothing better to do than poke fun at the fact that he can't write for sh*t.
Plus that makes me angry, because I intend to be a writer and I don't think it's fair that someone with that style should be allowed to make money from it.
 
I cant wait for HL2, how come a guy with a 5th grade education gets to play it and not us :(
 
but...but...fully destructable enviornments....who cares about his writing.........:(
 
Either they got the fully destructable terrain portion totally wrong or it was gonna be one of those big surprises in in store for us.
 
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