HL2.Net Deity

HL2.Net Deity

  • Cpt. Stern

    Votes: 31 31.6%
  • Absinthe

    Votes: 11 11.2%
  • 15357

    Votes: 4 4.1%
  • Munro

    Votes: 23 23.5%
  • Short Recoil

    Votes: 29 29.6%

  • Total voters
    98
Meh, they could've voted. It's a democracy after all.

Any hints on how to start Short Recoilism?
 
Boogymanx said:
Meh, they could've voted. It's a democracy after all.

Any hints on how to start Short Recoilism?
First off, everybody memorize the short recoil song...
 
I picked according to these criteria:

God:
Never around when you really need him
Works in unexplainable ways
May not actually exist
The cause of many wars
Forsaken by the damned


Therefore, god = munro :P ;)
 
Works at Tescos, the Father, the son and the holy cheap lager.
 
Damn, my competition has twice as many votes as myself. I think I'm too bitter to ever win these kinds of things.
 
bliink said:
I picked according to these criteria:

God:
Never around when you really need him
Works in unexplainable ways
May not actually exist
The cause of many wars
Forsaken by the damned


Therefore, god = munro :P ;)

You forgot AWESOME.

S A M O N
 
Munro eats small Canadian children whole and craps out pure uranium.
Go Munro!
 
Que-Ever said:
my vote goes to greatgat for "guy of the day".

I got that from another thread today, so I should win. But from the options, Absinthe.
 
kirovman said:
Samon FTW.

It should be obvious to everyone, duh!

GENERAL SAMON ftw!

Definately a god.
 
I thought we had something special Qonfused.. :(

SHAMROCK
FTW
 
Since I'm not on the list, I'd have to go with short recoil... lest the energy released from his anger at not being chosen might flow through his computer, across the Internet, and end up electrocuting me or frying my computer. I can't take that risk. Put yourself in my shoes.
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Even saying this much could endanger my life...
 
Well apparently Short Recoil is a god anyway, so shouldn't he be eliminated from the list?

I vote Munro. He seems to do nothing around here and has a very mysterious status with the populace. I mean he created the place to begin with, but he really doesnt do anything now. Fits the profile of God perfectly doesnt it.

Also, since this is going to be my last post, i love you all like buckets of ice poured down my pants on an extremely hot afternoon. Peace out.
 
heheh how did I even get nominated never mind being in the lead?

where I a god the earth's population wouldnt be anywhere near as high as it is now ...diety smiting tends to stifle population growth


/me smites Jack thomspon (ohhh that felt good)

/me smites Bethdesa for delaying Oblivion (quickly resurrects so they can get back to work)

/me threatens to smite Bill Gates till he promises to lower price of xbox360 to $3.99 for the premium package


/me smites all users that didnt vote for me


I'm kinda liking my new found god powers
 
Well, actually Stern, it's a tie between you and Short Recoil. So it'll probably turn out to be a 'clash of the titans' between you two, when I start writing my Bible. Even though it should have a cooler name, like B1b|3. Yeah.
 
Boogymanx said:
Well, actually Stern, it's a tie between you and Short Recoil. So it'll probably turn out to be a 'clash of the titans' between you two, when I start writing my Bible. Even though it should have a cooler name, like B1b|3. Yeah.


well it's a tie now cuz I voted for Short Recoil :E
 
kirovman said:
"A vote for 15357 is a vote for Communism"

-Tony Blair

Then so be it!

To the front, comrades! *marches away singing*
 
I vote Stern because short recoil and his nine inch cock frighten me
 
OvA said:
I vote Stern because short recoil and his nine inch cock frighten me


so you're saying you voted for me because I DONT have a 9' cock?


/me pulls out ruler
 
CptStern said:
so you're saying you voted for me because I DONT have a 9' cock?


/me pulls out ruler
nine feet... that's pretty damn big.

your son is going to find this post someday in like 15 years and be rather disgusted.
 
Ennui said:
nine feet... that's pretty damn big.

your son is going to find this post someday in like 15 years and be rather disgusted.


I worry that my wife might see it first :O

oh and switch the ' with a " :E
 
CptStern said:
I worry that my wife might see it first :O

Yeah, it'd be pretty embarrassing for her to come on here and utterly disprove that theory - "No more than four"
 
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