hl2.,net in the stone age

[Sulkdodds]

I would be an artist of contemplative cave paintings musing on the vastness of the earth outside the circle of our firelight.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

By drawing yaks?

 

[Asknoone]

I would be from the future.

 

[Slug Advisor]

I would be Samon's time machine.

 

[Danimal]

I would be the bumbling side-kick.

 

[ríomhaire]

I would be learning to farm antlions.

 

[Bob_Marley]

I'd be arguing against flint tipped spear control

 

[Vegeta897]

I will witness Cpt Stern's birth.

 

[Tyguy]

i'd just do drawings of naked cave women with large bushes...we all know they didn't shave

 

[kupocake]

The politics forum is a damp cave where two Neanderthals sit facing each other, each pressing a sharp piece of flint into their foreheads whilst babbling and foaming at the mouth.

And in the stone age...

 

[Bad^Hat]

I'd invent masturbation.

****ing top that.

 

[PJ]

I'd invent masturbation.

****ing top that.

i'd invent sex.

then allow vegeta to witness the first ever birth - the birth of Stern.

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