You sick of the big guys upstairs fighting about forum politics and who does what and who ****s who?
Just want to log onto HL2.net to get your posts in without having to rummage through shit The Big Man's putting everywhere?
Well that's where I come in, name is Frank, Frank Fontaine. Sure the mods wanna tell ya you're going to get what you diverse after a hard day's work... but does that ever happen? No.
So what am I gunna do for you, you ask? I am personally going to get what you want.
-I'll get you all the ADMIN Pi's been holding back from you. You wont be limited to ADMIN's uses either; ban posts, spam posts, double posts, profile upgrades, chain posts, drunk posts, you name it.
We even have a new little feature called Enrage you can purchase to troll your enemies. Now does Pi let you do that?
-And what about your cigarettes and whiskey? Pi's been selling that stuff for an arm and a leg just because he's "sick and tired" of hearing about "Drunk Threads". Well that ain't fair, I'll ship in your favorite drinks for half the price. In fact, I've even incorporated a special system for the alcoholics out there, that your ADMIN increases with each drunk post.
- I'll also Establish a Charity for the Little Newbies. They're what hold this place together, and we wouldn't have any ADMIN without them.
Just want to log onto HL2.net to get your posts in without having to rummage through shit The Big Man's putting everywhere?
Well that's where I come in, name is Frank, Frank Fontaine. Sure the mods wanna tell ya you're going to get what you diverse after a hard day's work... but does that ever happen? No.
So what am I gunna do for you, you ask? I am personally going to get what you want.
-I'll get you all the ADMIN Pi's been holding back from you. You wont be limited to ADMIN's uses either; ban posts, spam posts, double posts, profile upgrades, chain posts, drunk posts, you name it.
We even have a new little feature called Enrage you can purchase to troll your enemies. Now does Pi let you do that?
-And what about your cigarettes and whiskey? Pi's been selling that stuff for an arm and a leg just because he's "sick and tired" of hearing about "Drunk Threads". Well that ain't fair, I'll ship in your favorite drinks for half the price. In fact, I've even incorporated a special system for the alcoholics out there, that your ADMIN increases with each drunk post.
- I'll also Establish a Charity for the Little Newbies. They're what hold this place together, and we wouldn't have any ADMIN without them.
