Holy Crap That's a Bear AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH GOD!

Man, I was about to post this as well!!!

Got such a kick outa it, too funny :LOL:

EDIT: "Who thought that a wooden door would stop a 9000 pound bear?!?!"

"Let's do this!!!"

" What?!?! Why the **** did you go out?!?!"

"It can't climb stairs!"
 
This just strengthens my resolve to not get this game.
It actually sounds like a good party game, with a few friends all get freaked out together.

"It's a ninja bear.."
 
I wish I couldve played it before watching this video... ;(

I played the first condemned with virtually no spoilers and it was absolutely terrifying.
 
I played it at my friends house in the dark... Made me jump once or twice, but it's nothing compared to Fear in the horror department. It did have some good action sequences though.

(Please note, I don't find fear to be a very scary game anyways.)
 
I dunno, FEAR scared me once and once only. This game creeps me out just because a lot of the scares are atmospheric, so just playing regularely can give you shocks while FEAR has parts that you ALWAYS know will be scary.
 
FEAR only scared me a couple times, like when I climbed down a ladder and the little girl showed up when i started climbing down, and then when i got down the other dude was there. Wasnt expecting a double whammy haha.

The bear doesnt seem to be scary at all. Especially since you see it before its of any real danger. Ill have to get these games though, im interested if they'll scare me at all.
 
It's funny how both F.E.A.R. and Condemned are both from the same developer. They seem like they'd fit in with each other's universes in a way.
 
The bear doesnt seem to be scary at all. Especially since you see it before its of any real danger. Ill have to get these games though, im interested if they'll scare me at all.

There's a buildup to the bear part.
Condemned is a pretty good game though, I didn't mind #1, and I loved #2.
 
That sucked. That was NOT scary. Actually, very few things scare me, the last thing that scared me was F.E.A.R.

scary as shit...


enemy 1: "Move in!!!"

enemy 2:"**** that!!!"

Me: lulz!
 
Why the hell is there a bear chasing you in Condemned 2?
 
Man... that was supremely funny to watch.

There's nothing scarier for me in games when you're know you're being chased by something behind you and it runs faster than you do. Seriously, I make little girl sounds when I'm being chased like that... worse than those guys. lol
 
"holy shit! What made you think a door was gonna stop a 9000 lb gorilla"

"you forget to lock the door, thats the problem."
:LOL:
classic.
 
That sucked. That was NOT scary. Actually, very few things scare me, the last thing that scared me was F.E.A.R.

scary as shit...


enemy 1: "Move in!!!"

enemy 2:"**** that!!!"

Me: lulz!

No shit it wasn't scary, you weren't playing it.
It looks like a damn intense game, whenever there's a sequence with something chasing you like that I'm guaranteed to shit myself.

Call of Cthluhu, I'm looking at you.
 
Why the hell is there a bear chasing you in Condemned 2?
Same reason there's insane hobos and thugs trying to kill you.

No shit it wasn't scary, you weren't playing it.
It looks like a damn intense game, whenever there's a sequence with something chasing you like that I'm guaranteed to shit myself.

Call of Cthluhu, I'm looking at you.
Shoggoth ftw.
 
Haha, awesome. Like dogs in shooter games. Big guys with guns don't scare me, but when there's ****ing dogs chasing you and trying to rip your throat out I panic and scream like a girl.
 
Hahah. Loved the reaction when the 'bitch' did go up the stairs.

"aaaah what the ****!?":LOL:
 
So I hired this and I'm up to the bit with the bear.

D:
 
is there like, a part two to their video? there are others, but I like their... "commentary."
 
There will be a lot more bears chasing you if you play the new mobile game, Molten Core!
 
I lol'd a lot. I mean a lot. I mean more so than you'd think. I mean I lol'd.
 
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