Holy Shit I theres a fire near my house!

[delusional]

Gah, there is two fires here in Southern California. One fire already burned down over 600 homes, but there is another fire literally just over the hill near my house.
If it climbs over I will have to evacuate.

What should I do helplife2.net.

 

[Reginald]

Build a moat.

 

[MJ12]

Where in Cali do you live?

 

[staticprimer]

Do a somersault.

 

[Mech Man]

Use an action verb.

 

[delusional]

Live in Chino Hills, the fire is in Corona though. But that is literally just behind the Hills near my house. Both freeways near me have already shut down. And some houses already burned. At the moment the wind is going in the other direction, so I'm safe for now.

 

[Xendance]

Get to safety.

 

[[Dragoon]]

Set your house on fire--it can't be burned down by the fire on the other side of the hill if it's already on fire.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Stop
Drop
And Barrelroll over the fire to put it out

 

[mechanicallizard]

duh...buy a fire extinguisher

 

[mchammer75040]

Do a barrell roll.
No seriously gtfo dude what are you waiting for?

 

[delusional]

Ok it looks like its farther than I thought. I found a map, http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=U...47095&spn=0.049874,0.039482&z=13&source=embed,

I live up to the north in slaughter Canyon, but there those hills would only be accessible for Helicopters. . It looks as if the fire is going to burn down some multi-million dollar homes that are to the west though.

 

[freakyflor]

Set your house on fire--it can't be burned down by the fire on the other side of the hill if it's already on fire.

clever....

 

[Rizzo]

Ok it looks like its farther than I thought. I found a map, http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=U...47095&spn=0.049874,0.039482&z=13&source=embed,

I live up to the north in slaughter Canyon, but there those hills would only be accessible for Helicopters. . It looks as if the fire is going to burn down some multi-million dollar homes that are to the west though.

Awesome

 

[delusional]

Do a barrell roll.
No seriously gtfo dude what are you waiting for?

We are sort of prepared to leave if the fire heads our direction.

 

[Darkside55]

Slaughter Canyon

Sucks to be you.

 

[Sheepo]

Would be a good time to preload Left 4 Dead!

 

[Reginald]

ROLL HARDER

 

[Raziaar]

Ok it looks like its farther than I thought. I found a map, http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=U...47095&spn=0.049874,0.039482&z=13&source=embed,

I live up to the north in slaughter Canyon, but there those hills would only be accessible for Helicopters. . It looks as if the fire is going to burn down some multi-million dollar homes that are to the west though.

Fret not! Given the proper wind conditions and fuel accelerants in houses and their flammability, there's chance yet the fire might reach you and you can reap the insurance rewards!

 

[delusional]

Fret not! Given the proper wind conditions and fuel accelerants in houses and their flammability, there's chance yet the fire might reach you and you can reap the insurance rewards!

WooHoo!!! ...wait ;(

 

[Raziaar]

WooHoo!!! ...wait ;(

Only kidding of course! Start soaking your house with water now!

 

[<RJMC>]

pee on it,it will put it off

 

[Acepilotf14]

'Tea Fire'
How evil sounding.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Moat sounds good.

 

[Ravioli]

Before you evacuate, please set up a camera or something to film the whole thing, put the camera in a secure box or something.

 

[poo poo head]

The fires are about 20-30 minutes away from where i live. The smoke plume is massive, and i got some pictures.

From My Neighborhood


From the 60 freeway


From Costco parking lot

 

[Escaep]

I know how you feel man, godspeed bro to you and your family. Here in Florida we had bad fires in 98, somewhere around 550,000 acres burned across the state.

A heli:

Our side/back yard/around the neighborhood:

CNN interviewed us!:

Here is me and my young self standing with some Cherokee Indian firefighters.

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

Is there really a fire in Corona? I live in Norco and the only fire I see is the ones in Brea and Yorba-Linda, my mom's house is stuck in the middle between them

 

[Jintor]

Ok it looks like its farther than I thought. I found a map, http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=U...47095&spn=0.049874,0.039482&z=13&source=embed,

I live up to the north in slaughter Canyon, but there those hills would only be accessible for Helicopters. . It looks as if the fire is going to burn down some multi-million dollar homes that are to the west though.

Looting time.

 

[Raziaar]

Man that CNN truck looks like it could topple over with that massive dish as big as it is. I'm sure it folds nicely down :-P

Oh also...

 

[delusional]

Sadly my neighborhood won't be burning down today. The fire moved west and is now burning down homes in Anaheim. Maybe the fire will start encircling my neighborhood, that would be cool.

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

Oh man! If this continues till Monday, I won't have any way to get to my mom's house who lives in Fullerton. And my school is down there! Both freeways are closed, and they're the only ones that lead down to my mom's, and I won't be able to get on the train because it goes through the fire

 

[Raziaar]

Oh man! If this continues till Monday, I won't have any way to get to my mom's house who lives in Fullerton. And my school is down there! Both freeways are closed, and they're the only ones that lead down to my mom's, and I won't be able to get on the train because it goes through the fire

School's closed kids! Fire Day!

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

I don't mind if I don't get back there on Monday, but I better get back Tuesday 'cause I asked this girl I like to hang out with me

 

[delusional]

I don't mind if I don't get back there on Monday, but I better get back Tuesday 'cause I asked this girl I like to hang out with me

Forget the girl, and get to your mom. I don't care if you take a train through a fire.

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

Forget the girl, and get to your mom. I don't care if you take a train through a fire.

But no train will go through there. Plus, she's in no real danger, the fire shouldn't reach down that close to our house

Oh God! I just found out the fire in Yorba-Linda is moving West, my mom lives West of Yorba-Linda!

 

[Krynn72]

Tell her to get east of Yorba-Linda.

 

[Reginald]

I don't mind if I don't get back there on Monday, but I better get back Tuesday 'cause I asked this girl I like to hang out with me

I asked this girl I like to hang out with me

this girl I like to hang out with me

this girl I like

this girl

girl

girl

girl

girl

Ewww. Girls have periods.

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

Ewww. Girls have periods.

 

[lefty]

Fires in LA. ****, dude.