Homeland Security proposes shock bracelets for all airplane passengers

The courts and lawsuits would see this idea put to a quick death, minorities would claim discrimination (fairly so), whiteys would file lawsuits for infringements of civil rights, democratic freedoms, founding fathers, traumatized, so on so on.

It'd make me feel too much like a shackled slave on a slave ship TBH and thats why it wont get passed.

Governments have been overthrown for less, treating people like criminals or cattle is never a good idea for keeping control.
 
Overall, they should put more money into taking care of the luggage like they said, and start pleasing the passengers and stop giving us more money to pay up for what used to be free.
I know that you've got to earn money and you've got to be safe, but damn I wouldn't be caught riding a plane with these in protocol.
 
why not just carry the passenger like the stalkers in hl2?

I wonder if the airline that is going to give blowjobs will have this
 
More Stern threads should turn into light hearted spam.
 
If something like this happens, it will be the death of many major airlines. I know that I wouldnt travel by plane anymore.


Or I'll just become a pilot and get my own private plane.
 
Krynn72 said:
If something like this happens, it will be the death of many major airlines. I know that I wouldnt travel by plane anymore.


Or I'll just become a pilot and get my own private plane.
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Couldnt've said it better myself.
 
What happens if it goes of accidentally?

I could be your private pilot, Krynn.
in 10 years
 
Krynn72 said:
Or I'll just become a pilot and get my own private plane.
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Homeland Security Protocol Engaged
Threat: possible terrorist with private plane
Threat Level: Ripe Tangerine Orange Alert
Threat Level response: broadcast to all field agents subject is to have 24 hour surveillance
field notes: shoot to kill if necessary, subject is possible homersexual
 
I can be a better pilot

playing ace combat since I was 10 years old and a 2d airplne game which name dont remnber since 6 and planes made in clay since I have memory
 
Does Star Wars Rogue Squaran 2 and 3 count towards experience?
 
I played ace combat 4,5,6 all about 5 times plus experience in flight sim x
I think I win.
I could also go dig out AC2.
 
Shippi said:
I don't mind the idea, but I'm not convinced it'd do much good terrorist-wise. You'd think a determined terrorist would think to remove the shock bracelet or disable it. Anyone wanting to cause trouble on an aircraft isn't going to wear one of those for any longer than they need to which kinda defeats the point of them. It's a good idea in theory, but bad guys won't play by the rules and let themselves be shocked.

But a bracelet to store travel and passenger info isn't a bad idea. Tickets are a pain. And they're wasteful! And it if stops luggage being lost then that's great
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Very well spoken my good sir. You get an A+, as in, "Asshole, your better at English than I am!" :)
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Can I wear it on my privates?
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Not on me you can't!

Also: stupid fucking idea. I'll lol if this is every implemented and a terrorist just blows up a truck filled with fertilizer and gasoline in a busy street. Yeah, real nice job "stopping" terrorism jackasses.
 
Control!



Obey

Or

Suffeer




New World Order
Deadly Efficiency
 
Good idea for the luggage, but ability to shock passengers? Thats ****ing outragous!
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Can I wear it on my privates?
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It'll feel like you're wearing a velour condom.

Ohhh baby.

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Sexlexia would literally mean "sex word". lol
 
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