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My cameraphone is awful. Its resolution is so low that trying to take a picture through the late-night arc-lamp orange glare, and the murky train window, would have produced only a strange image of two indistinct figures, of intedeterminate sex or identity. You wouldn't have been able to tell whether those smears were men or women and, faced with the unpleasant picture before you, you would lose your erection so fast that your penis would retract inside your body, taking your balls with it and turning inside out to form an impromptu vagina. So profound would be this change that your body would automatically begin manufacturing female hormones, stimulated by what was once thought to be 'junk DNA' but is in fact an evolutionary hangover of our evolution from anphibians who, like some modern frogs, could change sex at will (the code would have kicked in if, for example, all the women on earth had died).

Soon enough, you would be a woman! Unable to look men in the face (too weird) you would swiftly become a hot lesbian yourself. Eventually you would become comfortable in your new life. One day you would be kissing your girlfriend on a train, when a member of halflife2.net would see you from the platform. Mindful of your very post in this very friend, and wanting to capture the moment for his fellow forummites, he would take a picture. But the resolution of his phone camera would be so deficient, or the conditions for the photo so otherwise inadequate, that he would suffer exactly the same fate as you did. Eventually, every member of hl2.net undegoes this process, and becomes a hot lesbian.

Everybody snuggles.
 
No it isn't. Do females even have a 'bad rep'?

It isn't my attitude, per se, just what I have experienced. If you're going out to a club, more often than not you'll see girls kissing girls for attention rather than see boys kissing boys for attention.

Never seen some faggy emos making out because girls think it's "hot"?

I don't buy the whole bisexual thing anymore, everyone ****s each other and it's super.

Females do have a reputation. Generally for being idiots. Sorry womankind.
 
Never seen some faggy emos making out because girls think it's "hot"?

I don't buy the whole bisexual thing anymore, everyone ****s each other and it's super.

Females do have a reputation. Generally for being idiots. Sorry womankind.

No actually, I honestly haven't. Two of my housemates for three years of university were gay. I never saw them kissing other males in clubs either.

I don't think females have that reputation at all. I don't know if you can even say that billions of people have a particular reputation. Stereotypes go hand in hand with gender, as gender basically is a concept which is socially constructed. As in, earlier I stated that females are more likely to do it for attention, which they are. Which is possibly down to a number of factors, probably because it's more socially acceptable in a particular culture and in particular cultures males are attracted to it. But I don't think that because of that I'm enforcing a stereotype that females are idiots. I never said it was wrong do to it for attention for one, and it's definitely not idiotic.
 
Why is it that the title doesn't attract me to come to this thread?
 
Why is it that the title doesn't attract me to come to this thread?

Because it's the sort of thing you see in your e-mail box spam folder and because of that you never even notice it anymore?
 
Reputations are generalisations.

Generally.
 
Hey, why don't you just tell the whole world what we chat about.

I wasn't even there. I've never used the steam chat or whatever that was. It was a post about you here on hl2.net where I found out.

You told the whole world when you were in steam chat. :p

And now you confirmed it. lol. I wouldn't worry about it too much. Hell, you are only 3 years older than her. It's just a joke.
 
I wasn't even there. I've never used the steam chat or whatever that was. It was a post about you here on hl2.net where I found out.

You told the whole world when you were in steam chat. :p

And now you confirmed it. lol. I wouldn't worry about it too much. Hell, you are only 3 years older than her. It's just a joke.

Please link me to this post.
 
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