Hotpockets - Yay or Nay?

[DietSoap]

This is very straight forward, do you or do you not like Hotpockets?

Yay.

 

[Raziaar]

I love the damn things. I'd eat 20 a day if they weren't so fattening.

Though I could say the same about alot of foods.

The only bad thing, is they have too much breading to filling ratio.

 

[sinkoman]

poll?

 

[Dog--]

Wait.. Hotpockets.. Are those the square things, or the half-circle things?

The half circle things sometimes are refered to as "Panzaratti's"..

Half-circle things are f***ing amazingly good, the square ones taste like ass crackers..

 

[DietSoap]

poll?

... I didn't see that option somehow... Can I still add it?

 

[Dog--]

Yea, go to thread tools -> add poll.

 

[Raziaar]

Wait.. Hotpockets.. Are those the square things, or the half-circle things?

The half circle things sometimes are refered to as "Panzaratti's"..

Half-circle things are f***ing amazingly good, the square ones taste like ass crackers..

You sir... are an ass cracker. Hot pockets taste good.

 

[DietSoap]

Yea, go to thread tools -> add poll.

Thanks, and I appreciate you being straight forward. It's nice to go to a forum where the people aren't snobs.

 

[Raziaar]

Thanks, and I appreciate you being straight forward. It's nice to go to a forum where the people aren't snobs.

I hate to break it to you...

Kidding.

 

[xombine]

The only bad thing, is they have too much breading to filling ratio.

Agreed. The pizza or ham and cheese or whatever is in it is really good, but they can be pretty dry from all the bread. D:

 

[DietSoap]

The ham & cheese is the best safe bet flavor, but beefy taco is the best flavor, no doubt.

 

[Naudian]

I know I've had them but I don't remember what they were like...

I'm gonna say no, I don't really like that kinda food in general...pizza pops etc.

 

[joule]

Yes! Though I wish there were more to a box than just two. :/

 

[Stigmata]

Thanks, and I appreciate you being straight forward. It's nice to go to a forum where the people aren't snobs.

TBH, he's only being nice so he can curry some sexual favors from you.

 

[JNightshade]

It's all about the Pizza Rolls.

 

[Potemkin]

I like to put healthy foods in my body, so no.

 

[DietSoap]

I like to put healthy foods in my body, so no.

Healthy... Food...?

:O

 

[Dalamari]

****ing yes to hot pockets

Everything from a full meal wrapped in bread

 

[Stieffers]

"Caliente Pockets"

 

[DreadLord]

\o/ YAY!

 

[Darkside55]

I live off of Hot Pockets. They're the perfect meal or snack at any time, in only two minutes. My freezer's like a friggin' gourmet of Hot Pockets. Pepperoni pizza; ham and cheese; meatballs and mozerella; brocolli, turkey, and cheese; etc. etc.

 

[63]

I can only eat a few of them... too many ruins it.

 

[bryanf445]

It's aweful when you bite into one and its half warm half cold.

 

[63]

It's aweful when you bite into one and its half warm half cold.

Yeah... That's why I use my toaster oven

 

[Vass]

I've eaten Hot/Lean Pockets before, they hit the spot if you need a snack but they aren't the greatest.

 

[Krynn72]

Im pretty sure this says all that needs to be said about hot pockets

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Z_eTJq3bY&search=jim gaffigan

 

[Qonfused]

Hot Pockets ftw.

 

[Raziaar]

Im pretty sure this says all that needs to be said about hot pockets

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Z_eTJq3bY&search=jim gaffigan

Ehh... I fail to see most of the humor except the obvious things(frozen in the middle, destroy your mouth, etc). Hot pockets are just like any other highly processed commercial food sold in many countries around the world, devoid of nutrition. So I fail to see the equation with white trash.

The taste... I don't see how people have a problem with the taste. It may not be a gourmet meal, but it doesn't taste like garbage either unless you have ****ed up taste buds.

As far as the sickness, and diarrhea I have no idea what this guy is going on about... like it seems to be an issue every time you eat a hot pocket. I've never had diarrhea after eating one... so it sounds like he's just fabricating most of this stuff in an obviously weak attempt to classify normal people as white trash. Maybe if you have issues after eating a hot pocket its because your dumbass gastrointestinal system has issues.

/over analyzing

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

I used to eat them frequently but stopped as they have a high fat content.

Jalapeno steak is my favorite.

 

[Que-Ever]

Yay!

 

[Dekstar]

I like Hot Pockets. Not so common in the Wales area, but the ham and cheese are my favourites. Good stuff.

 

[Tr0n]

Hot pockets own my face. I <3 them.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

The ones I had tasted of paper.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Geogaddi]

F*ck yes. But not the ham and cheese ones. Bleah.

 

[Tr0n]

F*ck yes. But not the ham and cheese ones. Bleah.

D:

I love ze ham & cheese ones. Actually I like all of them.

 

[ComradeBadger]

What the **** are hot pockets?

 

[evil^milk]

 

[Raziaar]

I hate advertising box covers for products... they're always so damn misleading. There should be regulation that they can only put images on the box of average products of the type. So no hotpockets that show it bursting with filling... when in fact most of it is breading.

 

[DietSoap]

Best.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Puny store bought Hot Pockets. They come 3x that size in a single pocket at Tesoro.