Hotpockets - Yay or Nay?

[Krynn72]

Ehh... I fail to see most of the humor except the obvious things(frozen in the middle, destroy your mouth, etc). Hot pockets are just like any other highly processed commercial food sold in many countries around the world, devoid of nutrition. So I fail to see the equation with white trash.
*snip*

wow... they are jokes. You took that waaaaaay to seriously.

 

[Raziaar]

wow... they are jokes. You took that waaaaaay to seriously.

Didn't you notice the /over analyzing?

Puny store bought Hot Pockets. They come 3x that size in a single pocket at Tesoro.

I am intrigued... what is tesoro, and what are these pockets called?

 

[Krynn72]

Didn't you notice the /over analyzing?

nope :thumbs:

At any rate... this thread has given me a strange hankerin for hot pockets. I have no idea why...

I am off to go buy some.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

I am intrigued... what is tesoro, and what are these pockets called?

Tesoro is a gas station. It may be called William's Express where you live, or you may not have one. Williams was bought out by Tesoro.
The thing is called Hot Pockets like the original, but has a yellow stripe on the red bag that reads 'king size". They cost $2.19 around here.

 

[DreadLord]

Lol.. Sounds superb.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

I don't need your crazy processed pastries. Just give me a stick of salami and I'll be happy.

Yes, the innuendo is intended.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Shippi]

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[DreadLord]

:| You English are so deprived.

 

[Murray_H]

It looks like someone took the goatse man's colon, cut it up into handy sizes and made them microwaveable.

 

[Raziaar]

It looks like someone took the goatse man's colon, cut it up into handy sizes and made them microwaveable.

All meat looks gross. ground beef, raw chicken... what have you.

 

[Asus]

Hotpockets = yummy

There are a few pizza ones but there are a lot of others.
I always use a toaster oven.
Here are most of em
I'll have to try the beef taco one.

 

[DietSoap]

I'll have to try the beef taco one.

Good man. :E

 

[Parlez]

Nope. Hotpockets are not the thing for me. I ate one or two before and I got sick so that was the last time I ate one and probably the last time lol!

 

[dfc05]

Hot pockets are pretty good, but we only ever got them when they were on sale. Same for those little toaster oven pizza snacks.

 

[Stigmata]

I think I may go out and buy some right now.

 

[Geogaddi]

I take it back! I take it all back! Ham and cheese hot pockets are the best thing since sliced bread!

 

[Tr0n]

God damn straight.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

depends on the type. hate the hamburger ones like the pizza ones

 

[Danimal]

I thought this thread was reffering to the sexual term "Alabama Hot-Pocket"

Thank ****ing god it isn't.

If these "Hot-Pockets" are anything like "Pizza-Pockets" then they roxxor.

 

[venturon]

I thought a 'hot-pocket' was someone who wacks off in their pants.

 

[Fat Tony!]

Never ever heard of them before I saw this thread and from the pictures they look disgusting, which usually mean they taste damn good!! (Fatty)

Unfortunately I doubt many places here sell them so too bad.

 

[giant384]

this thread reminds me of Jim Gaffigan:Beyond the Pale

 

[VictimOfScience]

Yes. They can be very tasty.

 

[Slacker]

I used to eat Hotpockets daily for breakfast, then I just stopped one day. I still have a whole package of them in my freezer from about three or four months ago :X.

 

[Sainku]

Depends on what kind. Some of them are disgusting but some are very good.

 

[mastag]

last year i had the philly cheese steak hotpocket for breakfast every morning before school. i know its not healthy but i dont like the breakfast hotpockets and i am addicted to the pizza ones and the cheese steak ones. maybe i should switch to lean pockets?

 

[Tr0n]

I thought this thread was reffering to the sexual term "Alabama Hot-Pocket"

Thank ****ing god it isn't.

If these "Hot-Pockets" are anything like "Pizza-Pockets" then they roxxor.

I never heard that term before lolol. D:

 

[DietSoap]

I never heard that term before lolol. D:

Well, I just looked it up... I found this funny, but don't click if you're disgusted easily.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alabama+hot+pocket

Never ever heard of them before I saw this thread and from the pictures they look disgusting, which usually mean they taste damn good!! (Fatty)

That's pretty much dead on.

 

[mastag]

Well, I just looked it up... I found this funny, but don't click if you're disgusted easily.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alabama+hot+pocket



That's pretty much dead on.

christ almighty.

 

[Tr0n]

Wow, don't we learn something new everyday...