How do you finish this sentence?

[Darkside55]

Shut up, noob.

 

[Gargantou]

.. You have erotic fantasies about game characters.

 

[MJ12]

You make a real life mistake and automatically think "Quickload"

 

[Acepilotf14]

...you stop playing video games

 

[Kamikazie]

You make a real life mistake and automatically think "Quickload"

Oh god this.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

I'll say you're not a true gamer until you've attended a LAN party until the sun comes up.

Done and done.

I'd say until you've played and beaten a version of Touhou.

 

[Xevrex]

Done and done.

I'd say until you've played and beaten a version of Touhou.

oh wat wait
TOOHOO?

 

[Darkside55]

not a gamer until you've played Touhou

 

[Acepilotf14]

Okay, Touhou?

How about I Wanna Be The Guy?

 

[the cow says moo]

... you've joined a forum for a video game.

 

[kupocake]

... you have regularly read and subsequently abandoned at least three gaming related webcomics.

To be a gamer you must learn regular suffering.

 

[stemot]

You've run up and extended your overdraft with your bank to pay for your PC upgrade. Like I just have. Twice. In the space of a week.

 

[Stigmata]

... you purchase a game instead of paying your cellphone bill.

 

[Gargantou]

... you'd rather try to get that extra level in World of Warcraft than have sex with your hot girlfriend.

 

[bryanf445]

... World of Warcraft....girlfriend

Nice try