How do you want to die?

Farrowlesparrow said:
Hehe, Knock knock sounds like a good one...they'l never know :)

As for taking an overdose. Why? You should jump out of a plane or something. Overdoses, unless its something like cianide, generally end up with you lying in hospital feeling horrendously ill. Even if nobody finds you, then its normally quite a slow, painful death if it does actually kill you.

I'd like to jump off Victoria falls in africa...that'd be cool. I suppose there is always the chance i wouldn't die but its unlikely and just the feeling of falling in such a wonderful place would be good.
Hmmm - I'm not quite so sure about it being horribly painful, nor would I end up in hospital, because I'd have my family, etc. know that this was my plan. Obviously a medical euthenasia would be better but as that's not legal here... I could always fly to the Netherlands for it.

I don't like the idea of having to be scraped off the floor with a spatula - not for my sake but for the people who have to clean up the mess I've left behind. It's awfully inconsiderate, don'tchaknow?

I'd love to see Victoria Falls before I die...
 
You don't have to leave a mess!

The Atlantic isn't big for nothing, you know.
 
Kangy said:
You don't have to leave a mess!

The Atlantic isn't big for nothing, you know.

And you'd get to feed a load of fish while your at it. :p By the way Kangy, brilliant quote for your sig. :LOL:
 
I want to die by being shot at the moon in a space capsule. When I would hit the thing would explode. Either that or strap a nuke to myself and explode on an island in the pacific, thus causing a tsunami and killing millions of people. If I go, why not take a few million down with me.
 
this thread is excellent,

For me is: laser gun execution
 
It would be cool if there was a lot of blood at my death, mine or someone elses. Being gunned down heroicly would be pretty sweet...like I am saving a bunch of children from a fire when some gangstas do a drive by on me.
 
Death from exhaustion at the playboy mansion (use your imagination ;))
 
I don't plan on dying either, but I know it is going to happen. It is one of the things I know for sure.
 
I plan to die from trying to escape Castle Wolfenstien.
 
DeusExMachinia said:
Natural causes is always a good way to die.
I'd rather be shot in the head than catch AIDS (although of course AIDS isn't exactly what kills you, but you get the picture)
 
Being eaten alive by a tiger is a fairly natural cause, and it certainly doesn't appeal to me...

I'm fairly impressed here, since last time I saw a thread along these lines 80% of the replies amounted to "sexual exhaustion". And they wondered why it got locked :sleep:

EDIT: What did I tell you?! I blink for a minute and miss a reply that's very relevant to my statement...

I'd like to die in my sleep- of old age, as it were. Although, then again, it'd be nice to know in advance. Well, I know in advance that I'm going to die anyway, just not when...

Alternatively I'll merge with an extra-dimensional entity and live for all eternity, but the bastard owes me money.
 
I haven't got time to die.

Live today as though it is your last , we only come here once and this isn't a pactice run.
 
high on ecstacy having sex....

'cause it can only get worse from then.
 
Fautly chute on a HALO jump. :LOL:

*Edit*

Or a faulty chute on a HAHO jump if I want to know my fate a few seconds sooner.
 
I'd like to die by throwing myself atop a 300 megaton nuclear bomb that fell from the sky and failed to detonate(for a few minutes anyways) to protect my city like it was a grenade, but only successfully managing to cover 1/8th of it with my body!

Of course it wouldn't actually work, but its the thought that counts, right?



Heh. naw, thats stupid. Lemme think.
 
Raziaar said:
I'd like to die by throwing myself atop a 300 megaton nuclear bomb that fell from the sky and failed to detonate(for a few minutes anyways) to protect my city like it was a grenade, but only successfully managing to cover 1/8th of it with my body!

Of course it wouldn't actually work, but its the thought that counts, right?



Heh. naw, thats stupid. Lemme think.

lol.. you may as well, if you were close enough to touch it, there'd be no point trying to run away :p
 
I want to be hit in the head by a comet when I'm out standing on a ladder on the roof of a 20 floor building at 9 PM on the 17th of April 2090.:p
 
I wanna end just like Elvis, taking a dump, then pass out...PK´ed Elvis style.
 
if i'm gonna die, i want to die with my self-sewed headcrab called spaz in my hand. how? natural death of course
 
In a huge car accident in a pro race series being televised worldwide, the cause of the accident was some rookie, so my death would be televised worldwide :D.

yep, thats the way to go, i love racing.
 
if not in sleep then like my uncle who was heroic...
He was driving a motorbike, with g/f on back - a truck drove on the wrong side of the road and hit him...but before that happened, he threw his g/f to safety so she lived...

Not a HUGE thing like saving the world but still heroic (and still saves some people's world)...
Sorry to throw a downer on things...
 
I would like to drown in a pool full of jello...death might as well be tasty!
 
Ohh.. I've got another one
Clawed to death by a giant ant-like monster, the race of which is at war with earth.... on mars :D
 
i dont know exactly how, but i know i would like to know that people would miss me.
 
I know how I would want to die now. I have to set up the scene first. Aliens(from space, not mexicans) come to earth with a challenge, send us your best warrior for an epic duel of the date of your planet...planet...planet...planet! So obviously I am chosen to combat these alien sons of bitches. Being the home team they let me chose the weapons, Roman gladitorial weapons! I take my mace and buckler he choses the trident and net. To make a long story short, I whack him in the head a couple times and then tea-bag him while he is on the ground, but while I am tea-bagging him he is arming the bomb on his arm! Oh no! What now? Well, I smash in his skull of course, but I still die in the explosion, which was on global TV with every single person in the world watching(atleast the ones not having sex, looting, or praying....I think that covers everyone)!
 
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