How do you wipe?

[BF2slut]

I'm a stander, my whole life I thought sitting was for women, and standing was manly.

It's a bad habbit, but i've tryed to wipe sittin down and my hand just got to close to toilet water. Tbh I don't really stand, I kinda "squat" half up, half down.. always clean as a whistle after a few wipes.

Pooping is fun.

 

[chu]

I just usually drag my ass around on the floor mat.

 

[joule]

I just usually drag my ass around on the floor mat.

LAWL

I don't need to wipe. I shit perfect shits.

 

[satch919]

I just usually drag my ass around on the floor mat.

So does my dog. You have so much in common!

 

[Pressure]

Very Carefully.

 

[Pesmerga]

LAWL

I don't need to wipe. I shit perfect shits.

O_O.

Ya know that's possible, I heard, to have just one giant shit. You gotta like not clench your anus and concentrate on keeping it together.

 

[Burn]

Bad Pesmerga! Bad! Get back to your cage. You sick puppy.

 

[JellyWorld]

Where's the poll??

 

[BF2slut]

Where's the poll??

Crap (no pun intended) can a mod please include a poll for Standing or Sitting please?

Thanks! :imu:

 

[Pressure]

I love when you don't have to whipe because it comes out so perfectly. It puts a giant smile on my face as I leave the bathroom proudly.

 

[Foxtrot]

Oh sometimes I don't wipe if I am in a hurry, or had a lot of bran.

 

[evil^milk]

I love when you don't have to whipe because it comes out so perfectly. It puts a giant smile on my face as I leave the bathroom proudly.

exactly. It is perfect when the mass just leaves your anus and you have to wipe like, twice.

on a cooler note, i found this site a long time ago. linky

Do most people wipe their left-over poop standing up or while sitting on the pot, and are there gender differences?

(Question submitted by ICEMAN)
This isn't really scientific, but I did a quick survey, and everyone asked (including both males and females) said that they wipe sitting down. There was even a reason provided: that sitting down spreads the cheeks apart and makes access easier. This survey was done on Guam, and Guam is technically part of the United States, and most people here probably use American toilet habits. However, if you travel a bit, you will discover that people deal with left-over poop in different ways in other parts of the world.
In Europe, for example, that water fountain in the bathroom isn't for drinking. It's a bidet for hosing off after using the toilet.
In Southeast Asia, you don't sit on the toilet at all. The toilet is a low, porcelain-lined trench, and the user squats over it. Next to the toilet is a bin of water. You scoop water out of the bin with your left hand and use that to cleanse yourself. You aren't supposed to use your left hand for any other purpose.

 

[Pressure]

What if your poo is all watery.

 

[Raziaar]

I go to see star wars, and this isn't locked yet? geeeez.

 

[evil^milk]

What if your poo is all watery.

personally i hate it when you have to scrape your anus for a long time to get it clean. But hey, there are crazy people out there who might like it.

 

[BF2slut]

I go to see star wars, and this isn't locked yet? geeeez.

Why should this thread be locked?

I'm really curious about this subject, until not even 24 hours ago I thought everybody was a stand up wiper (males).

 

[gh0st]

I couldnt remember, so I had to go dookie again. I did, and here is the resulting story.

The bathroom door was menacing, obliging me to leave the soft innards of its protective embrace. I braved its evil eye, and penetrating my quivering body into its depths. The light flipped on, and instantly the aroma of months old crap-caked kitty litter flared into my nostrils, leaving my shit in ruin and igniting further distaste for my nemesis. I flipped the light on, my face clenched in disgust, revealing a pristine porcelin throne, the only clean surface in the room, the one where my engorged intestines would soon discard their stink0r load. I unbuckled my belt slowly, seductively, for the mirror could tell no lie. Pants off, I lowered my boxer shorts, revealing a miniscule weiner. I grimaced in disgust, and touched my buttocks to the cold surface of the toilet. After the initial shock of touchdown, I sat, and waited for the inevitible explosion of human fecal matter about to unveil itself. Clenching my hands togther, and gritting my teeth in preperation for the ensuing battle, it was easy to detect the massive subcumulus mass as it squirmed through my veteran intestines. My face reddening with the effort of discarding days worth of beef and broccoli, the whole mass ejected with a "Guh" as the vacuum reattached my intestinal walls together. Weary from epic combat, I wiped my arse, still sitting down.

And that is the answer to your question.

 

[User Name:]

Seeing that I have one hairy ass , I need to wipe a couple of times because the shit gets stuck on the hairs you know. Pretty nasty...

 

[xLostx]

I haven't gotten past diapers yet.

 

[bliink]

How the hell did this get to 4 pages?!

/me shuts the door on this thread.