"How I got my PS3"

[CptStern]

lol, not sure whether this is real or not but it's amusing nonetheless:

i went out wednesday afternoon to the local walmart to start camping out. when i got there, there were already 12 people ther so i got in line being number 13. i talked around and found out the first 6 people there had been there since monday, total hardcore nerds all planning to keep them. bragging about how only they should get the system since theyve been there the longest. how they are so dedicated and how if you dont want to do the time, you shouldnt get a system. generally being complete assholes. good for them. we had a hours to pass so we became friends and played some cards and whatnot. the 6 guys in front kept to themselves and didnt associate with the rest of us. we were cool with each other leaving the line to get food, bathroom, smoke, etc since we all knew each other and as long as they were back in 30 minutes. i was about to leave to go buy some KFC for a good number of us and when i stepped out of line, one of the nerds shouted that if i left, i would lose my spot. the other guys told him that they were vouching for me and that i was just getting food but those 6 assholes didnt care. they said i leave, i lose my spot and that was the rules and they would call the manager (they had his number) to come out and enforce it. i said whatever and stayed in line.

a few hours later, the manager came out and told everyone that there were only going to be SEVEN available. they have them in their store and theyre not getting anymore. he told the people after # 7 they should leave if they wanted to not waste their time. me being number 13 should have left but i didnt, i wanted to stick around for a little bit more. everyone else left except me and the 7 other people that were getting it for sure. so the day goes on and i try to make friends with the nerds. i play mario kart on the ds with them and talk to them about the games they were getting. about an hour or 2 later, i tell im gonnna head home since im 8 in line and theres only 7 ps3s. one of them made some stupid joke about if i leave the line then i aint getting back in!! har har. so as im about to leave, i tell them im going to the vons next door and if any of them wanted any food or coffee and id bring it back to them. one of them said yea and all the rest like sheep followed and said yes too. they were gonna give me money but i told them it was on me since theyve been out here since monday. the 7th guy in line wanted some food and coffee and i told him id buy some for him also.

so i go to vons and buy 8 coffees, some food, and some x-lax laxatives. i bring it to my car and put some laxatives in 6 of the coffees and seperate them from mine and #7s. i pull back to walmart and bring all the drinks and food upfront. i give #7 his stuff and then the coffees with laxatives to the 6 nerds annd wish them good luck and go back to my car. i park it around the corner so i can still see them.

about 30 minutes later, #2 and 3 in line get up and it seemed like they were yelling to the other nerds. they both ran into walmart. seconds later (i guess all nerds have the same biology) #5 gets up and runs across the parking lot and into the trees and bushes somewhere. #1 is scrounging for this portapotty type thing he'd brought with him but he is squirting everywhere and all over his pants and their sleeping bags. he runs into walmart. at this time, i start my car and drive back to the walmart to claim my spot in line. when i get there #4 and 6 are gone but i dont know where. #7 is laughing his ass off so hard and i just smile at him. i call up 5 of the other people that i had made friends with that were in line with me ( i had their phone numbers cause i was gonne buy to food for everyone) and told them to get back to the walmart ASAP and get in line. Meanwhile, me and #7 threw all their shit into the parking lot and i claimed my spot as #1, him as #2. 4 and the people i had called arrived and got in line just as 1 of the nerds came running back and got #7. he started yelling saying they need their spots back. we all told them to **** off, out of spot, out of line. it was all of us against him so he didnt say shit. the nerds came back and tried to start some shit but we just laughed, we told them it was their rule and to go **** themselves and clean the shit off their pants. the called security and security came. security man was like WTF is that ****in smell and looked at the nerds with shit all of them and kicked them off the grounds screaming LMAO. so that is how i got my ps3.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...MESE:IT&viewitem=&item=120054509305&rd=1&rd=1

 

[Shamrock]

A little late. I read it on Saturday.

 

[CptStern]

but you didnt post it did you? ...news doesnt exist in a vacuum my dear Shamrock ..if no one knows about it, it's not news

 

[Dekstar]

That's some pretty good thinking, I lol'ed!

 

[TCfromBN]

haha... losers

 

[Tyguy]

thats a fun day

 

[Unfocused]

Hahaha, owned!

 

[Ravioli]

rofl

 

[giant384]

LOL
that made my day.
thx

 

[Reginald]

After that story, would you trust him enough to buy a PS3 off him?

Either way, I lol'd.

 

[Iced_Eagle]

Omg that's so awesome.

He should've taken a video to publically humiliate them

 

[Mutley]

Sounds like a good way to increase views on his eBay PS3...

 

[ailevation]

cool.

 

[joule]

Very nice!

 

[hungryduck]

wow, thats awesome

 

[Qonfused]

Hahahahaha.

 

[Warbie]

Xd

 

[<RJMC>]

dam that was cool

 

[Stigmata]

Legendary.

 

[Fliko]

In the words of Unreal Tournament....

WICKED SICK!

 

[Gunner]

That was a smart move on his part.

 

[clarky003]

lol x lax are fun to play pranks with. Seriously though wtf is wrong with people, it sold for $1,125 , jebesus .

 

[<RJMC>]

In the words of Unreal Tournament....

WICKED SICK!

it shouldnt be MOMOMOMOMOMOMONSTER KILL!!!!1?

 

[pvtbones]

or Ultra Kill (kill..kill....kill)

smart man.

 

[giant384]

i prefer HOLLLLLY SHIT over all above

 

[Stigmata]

"You're almost as good as CliffyB!"

 

[Qonfused]

i prefer HOLLLLLY SHIT over all above

Truth.

 

[AmishSlayer]

Nicccccccccccce.

 

[zleppelin]

pure genius. I like how the guy was intelligent enough to call his friends to come back and get in line, that way it wouldn't be only him against the nerds

Interesting story. This part sounds strange:

i call up 5 of the other people that i had made friends with that were in line with me ( i had their phone numbers cause i was gonne buy to food for everyone) and told them to get back to the walmart ASAP and get in line. Meanwhile, me and #7 threw all their shit into the parking lot and i claimed my spot as #1, him as #2. 4 and the people i had called arrived and got in line just as 1 of the nerds came running back and got #7.

It took his friends a shorter amount of time to get from their homes (I assume that's where they went when they were told there were only 7 ps3s left) to walmart than it did for the nerds to come back from the bathroom inside of walmart. Umm. That was quite a laxative I guess.

 

[Korgoth]

Want to know how I got mine? I preordered at gamestop, and picked it up in store, no lines, on release day. Yeah, it was that easy. Btw, resistance fall of man is bad ass. The downloadable motorstorm demo from the playstation marketplace is even better than the one I've played on the kiosk consoles, (graphic and gameplay wise). Everything about this system so far kicks ass. I still haven't got to watch Talladega nights on blu ray yet, it comes with it, I'll have to get to that.