How much money would you have to be paid to 'do' a dude?

[DietSoap]

This is always a fun/awkward question to ask a new friend.

Basically, it's the age old question of "If some guy offered you $_____ to do him, would you do him?".

The poll selection should speak for itself. Let the awkward replies begin! :cheers:

 

[Beerdude26]

Depends on how he wants it. :O

 

[sinkoman]

You couldn't make me, no matter how much you paid me.

I'm no homophobe, but you can't bribe me into doing something I don't want to do with money.

 

[DietSoap]

Alright, poll is up... I didn't even know it was already posted. :O

 

[Shamrock]

Last option in the poll FTW.

 

[Lucid]

No way in fucking hell.

I'm as homophobic as they get... gay guys scare me, keep them away! D:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

No wai in Hell.

 

[bryanf445]

wouldnt do it.

 

[Slacker]

No way in fucking hell.

I'm as homophobic as they get... gay guys scare me, keep them away! D:

....

You're joking...right?

 

[Thunderclap]

No. I will not do it because it is wrong.

 

[sinkoman]

No. I will not do it because it is wrong.

Oh.

My.

****ing.

God.

Here we go...

 

[Slacker]

No. I will not do it because it is wrong.

Having a different choice in sexuality is "wrong?" How?

 

[Gunner]

Every man has his price.

 

[Beerdude26]

It's wrong because you shouldn't force people to do stuff by giving them wads of cash.

But they can enjoy each other as much as they want themselves

There we go, averted a fast thread lock and 50 pages of mindless debating.

 

[Slacker]

It's wrong because you shouldn't force people to do stuff by giving them wads of cash.

But they can enjoy each other as much as they want themselves

There we go, averted a fast thread lock and 50 pages of mindless debating.

Ok, I'll give ya that

 

[Lucid]

lol dis thread iz gay1!!11twelve

And yes, I was kidding.

I don't mind them as long as they do their stuff on their own time.

 

[Slacker]

lol dis thread iz gay1!!11twelve

And yes, I was kidding.

I don't mind them as long as they do their stuff on their own time.

Ok, I was about to say...

 

[DeusExMachina]

Like my mama always says, sometimes you gotta do things you don't like in life.

We're all bisexual anyway, why not give it the ol' heave ho, especially for 1,000,000

...I can't tell if I'm kidding or not...

 

[Slacker]

Like my mama always says, sometimes you gotta do things you don't like in life.

We're all bisexual anyway, why not give it the ol' heave ho, especially for 1,000,000

...I can't tell if I'm kidding or not...

Seriously. Why do it for free when you can get a million bucks out of it?

 

[DietSoap]

My opinion on the matter...

If I had a decent income, no.

If I was really struggling finacially, it'd be left up to the details.

If I was a hobo and could get enough to restart my life, probably... Thankfully, hobos are usually drunk or on some drug, so it would be easier.

 

[Anthraxxx]

Gimme a number with more than 7 zeroes....

 

[Crazy Horse]

I would not do it, I have plenty of money.

Gay sex is also disgusting.

 

[Raziaar]

10,000 dollars.

Everything else is too low, or too high realistically.


But in reality, i'd pay him 2 grand to say I had sex with him.

 

[Slacker]

But in reality, i'd pay him 2 grand to say I had sex with him.

...

Why?

 

[Raziaar]

...

Why?

Because its easier to scam than **** a dude in the ass, walking off with 80% of the money?

 

[DeusExMachina]

Would a hermaphradite count as a dude?

 

[Raziaar]

Would a hermaphradite count as a dude?

Only if you payed special attention to the male organ(s)

 

[DietSoap]

...

Why?

Lol, I'm pondering this as well.

EDIT:

Because its easier to scam than **** a dude in the ass, walking off with 80% of the money?

Okay, that wouldn't work. It's like you fronting a hooker $10 to sechs you, and then her giving you back $2 of what you just gave her, as she says "Let's just say we did".

 

[Raziaar]

Reread it... then think VERY carefully.

 

[Crazy Horse]

10,000 dollars.

Everything else is too low, or too high realistically.


But in reality, i'd pay him 2 grand to say I had sex with him.

This won't work if it's the fag who's paying you.

 

[Slacker]

Because its easier to scam than **** a dude in the ass, walking off with 80% of the money?

And it's even easier to just turn him down.

Note: You said you would pay HIM.

 

[Absinthe]

$100,000 seems fine.

As long as I'm the one doing the sticking, I can close my eyes to the whole thing and pretend (feebly) it's a girl. The other way around, though? No. Way too weird.

 

[Raziaar]

And it's even easier to just turn him down.

Note: You said you would pay HIM.

Ahhh okay. I just read the original post. LMAO.

I see what you're saying now. All I did was read the topic and the poll options.

I had assumed it was some sort of thing, where a third party paid me on a dare having sex with a guy.

Next time i'll read the OP :monkee:

 

[Mechagodzilla]

What's up with you weirdoes?

If there's a genuine mutual attraction, there wouldn't be any need to pay.
This sort of self-prostitution would totally cheapen a relationship.

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

Every man has his price.

QFT

 

[CyberPitz]

I'd do it for $100...

Hell, YOU'RE doin' it..just think of it as doin' anal with a hot chick. You'll get off quicker, and be done. Of course you might as well give him a reach around so he doesn't get mad for the shortness, and want to stick it in YOU!

Trust me.

 

[ailevation]

I wouldn't let em stick me... but he could be my bitch. Nah actually... now that I think about it I don't want to be that close to a ****in' dude.. it's weird

But, then again... if it involved an insane amount of money, i dunnno... but, still wouldnt let em stick me no matter the price.

 

[CptStern]

so what are we talking here? pitching or receiving? cuz a million isnt going to cut it either way ..the freakin government takes half (taxes) and they dont even have to do anything!!

 

[Raziaar]

I'd do it for $100...

Hell, YOU'RE doin' it..just think of it as doin' anal with a hot chick. You'll get off quicker, and be done. Of course you might as well give him a reach around so he doesn't get mad for the shortness, and want to stick it in YOU!

Trust me.

Experience talking people.

Can't refute experience.

 

[15357]

The entire universe and corresponding parellels, maybe? (AKA No way in hell).

so what are we talking here? pitching or receiving? cuz a million isnt going to cut it either way ..the freakin government takes half (taxes) and they dont even have to do anything!!

Aha! 16% FTMFW!