How will you die?

[atomic_banana]

Take this test and find out how you will die before it happens.
I will die (lucky me) in the GAS CHAMBER.
Enjoy!
http://www.writtenhumor.com/death.html

 

[bam23]

In a terrorist attack...


Not if I can help it.

 

[leib10]

Apparently, I will die in the zoo, probably because I'm not wearing shoes at the moment, or because my last name starts with S.

Some of these quizzes are worthless.

 

[Ren.182]

Someones going to poison my drink :O

D:

 

[The Brick]

I will die, but only after I fall off a cliff.

 

[lePobz]

I already know how i'll die. Not long from now, i'll be driving home from work in the rain, when a woman in a Fiat Punto pulls out on me at a junction. Oh no wait, that was last year.

How ever I die, I want to die spectacularly - either in a ball of flames or a shower of shrapnel. I want it to be before I hit 60, too. Whatever happens after death, it's got to be better than pissing yourself and not realising.

 

[15357]

I wanna be killed in action. Its the man's way to die.


"There's not to reason why, there's but to do and die."

 

[Danimal]

I will die from a lack of warmth.

Lame.

 

[Shift]

Im gonna die in a fire apparantly.

No fire's burning me and getting away with it!

 

[Kula Meenur]

"There's not to reason why, there's but to do and die."

lol tennyson

i will die... of a head wound?

 

[Beerdude26]

That questionnaire is the most useless questionnaire I have ever seen. And I've done the "Does Scientology Seem More Rational Than Creationism"-questionnaire, so I KNOW what useless is.

 

[Lucid]

In Iraq, most likely.

It even thinks so, a terrorist attack.

 

[Remus]

"Chemical accident" :|

And those are the most stupid and irrelevant questions I've ever seen in a questionnaire.

 

[nutcrackr]

I don't like zoos
I have only been to a few in my life
I don't plan on going to any more zoos

but apparently I will die in a zoo.

 

[Absinthe]

I'm personally vouching for either cancer or an overdose of some kind, but let's see what the test says...

"You will die alone"

Well, that was pretty unremarkable.

 

[Icarusintel]

You will die alone.

Heh, yeah, great, it just told me what I already know.

 

[Asknoone]

A car accident? Aww that sucks. I object.

 

[Tyguy]

ALONE.....wow, thats the worst

 

[HunterSeeker]

I will the die when the sun explodes.

...Does that mean I will live for several billion years?

 

[Shippi]

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[Evo]

Terror attack...can't wait

 

[Darkside55]

Lack of warmth.

Which, ironically, is what I generally say I'm going to die of. "It's friggin' cold, I'm going to die." I'm used to warm weather; 60 degrees is cold for me.

 

[DreamThrall]

I will die after someone poisons my drink.

 

[CyberPitz]

I will die alone.
How Will You Die?
wtf

 

[Kamikazie]

Car accident.

But I survived one two weeks ago.

Oh shit... I just watched Final Destination. D:

 

[soulslicer]

car accident for me too. lol. i have been in 2 incidents as such and here i am today, not that they were that major..

 

[xX NoTe 2 SeLf]

i will die alone? **** this quiz

if it says pitz will die alone u kno its inaccurate...

 

[Marinmald]

apparently I will die because of lack of peanut butter and sausages. note to self; buy more peanut butter and sausages for my under ground bunker. I guess I end up doing something and I have to go into hiding.

 

[xX NoTe 2 SeLf]

apparently I will die because of lack of peanut butter and sausages. note to self; buy more peanut butter and sausages for my under ground bunker. I guess I end up doing something and I have to go into hiding.

no i wont buy more peanut butter and sausages for your underground bunker ... unless u share

 

[Xendance]

I will die in a terrorist attack.
How Will You Die?

 

[Deleted member 56031]

"You will die after you fall off the cliff."

I don't see that happening, I don't go out the house. muhahaha!

 

[operative lm]

Apparently, I die after I fall off the cliff.

It's not just any cliff, it's the cliff.

D:

 

[Ennui]

You will die when the sun explodes.

 

[Asknoone]

You died a little inside operative when you took on Opposing Shephard

 

[Remus]

Apparently, I die after I fall off the cliff.

It's not just any cliff, it's the cliff.

D:

So you should stay away from guys named Cliff then huh?

 

[Baserape>]

I will die trying to pump out a 12 by 8 log. I hope it pops out, I'd be ashamed if it was hanging out.

 

[Vass]

Am I the only one who went through many answers to find out all of the possiblities? They're crazy

I will die falling down the stairs.
I will die because of lack of peanut butter and sausages.
I will die in a elephant stampede.
I will die in the gas chamber.
I will die in a chemical accident.
I will die when I are attacked by a rabid possum.
I will die when the tree falls on my bed.

 

[joule]

I'm wearing boots, dammit!

 

[gplzth]

I will die falling down the stairs.
I will die because of lack of peanut butter and sausages.
I will die in a elephant stampede.
I will die in the gas chamber.
I will die in a chemical accident.
I will die when I are attacked by a rabid possum.
I will die when the tree falls on my bed.

Stop it. You're making me paranoid.

 

[hool10]

I will die after I fall off the cliff. :-/ How lame.