Humour in hl2

Tarkus · Mar 9, 2004

i think i remember reading somewere that gabe said there would be some private jokes for hl1 players... u think barney will ever buy us that beer?

Mr-Fusion · Mar 9, 2004

Yes.

I found this http://www.geocities.com/dusan_malindzak/AudioscriptMPfunpak.htm

Location: Warm Apple Pie Research Labs, Lab Airlock

Scene: Security Guard turns you away from airlock door when you haven't put on your hazard suit:

Barney: Sorry Mr. Freeman, but I've got explicit orders not to let you thrugh without your hazard suit on, because DEATH AWAITS YOU WITH BIG, POINTY TEETH!!!

Once you've put on your suit he says:

Barney: Wow, don't you look spiffy in that nice hazard suit? Too bad there'll be a huge explosion and you'll be pitted against a legion of hideous alien beasts that want to rip your puny, pock-marked head off. Oh, you can go through now.

LOL!!1

Tarkus · Mar 9, 2004

what does any of that has to do with barney owning us a beer?

EDIT: anyways, LLOOLL

Jhahn2k4 · Mar 9, 2004

I betcha the humor comes while you are "in the trenches" fighting the combine.. Barney gets shot, he jokes; Remember? I still owe you that beer.. **chuckles**, ***ERG*** /barney heart attack.

Tarkus · Mar 9, 2004

chuckles like a little girl \dies

DEATH eVADER · Mar 9, 2004

Barney- "Ah, the last beer on Earth, and its in my hand"

BANG, BANG!! Combine shoots beer bottle, it smashes, sending the liquidy contents to spill on the floor.

Barney- "AHHH, you ****ers, I'll rip your head off you shit, come here now bitch, I will take you down!!"

Tarkus · Mar 9, 2004

DEATH eVADER said:
Barney- "Ah, the last beer on Earth, and its in my hand"

BANG, BANG!! Combine shoots beer bottle, it smashes, sending the liquidy contents to spill on the floor.

Barney- "AHHH, you ****ers, I'll rip your head off you shit, come here now bitch, I will take you down!!"

he says that hile liking the beer in the floor :x

Goliath_1986 · Mar 9, 2004

Tarkus said:
i think i remember reading somewere that gabe said there would be some private jokes for hl1 players... u think barney will ever buy us that beer?

slicktick · Mar 10, 2004

thats some funny stuf goliath

Brian Damage · Mar 10, 2004

I'm betting on some joke to do with electricity generation and Vortigaunts...

DEATH eVADER · Mar 10, 2004

Brian Damage said:
I'm betting on some joke to do with electricity generation and Vortigaunts...

Barney- "Well, are power needs are well served, don't you think?"

MultiVaC · Mar 10, 2004

You know what would be awesome? If you walk up to one of your Vortigaunt friends and hit E, and he'll use his electricty to recharge your HEV. Like a medic, only for your suit.

csmighty1 · Mar 10, 2004

I don't know if a barney joke would be fitting because everytime you met a new barney..they died. Not to mention, how the hell did Barney live if they nuked black mesa? I bet that will be answered in time

DEATH eVADER · Mar 10, 2004

1) There will only be one Barney in HL2
2) The nulcear explosion took place underground
3) Barney was on the surface
4) Judging by the size of the warhead, I'm guessing it was a meer 5 kiloton bomb (tactical nuke)
5) Barney was along way from the blast area
6) Did you play Blueshift?

Tarkus · Mar 10, 2004

7- Barney RuLeZ "AH, that will be nice in my trophy room" (since when a security guard has enough money to have a trophy room?)

Headwires · Mar 10, 2004

"6) Did you play Blueshift?"
no

DEATH eVADER · Mar 10, 2004

Tarkus said:
7- Barney RuLeZ "AH, that will be nice in my trophy room" (since when a security guard has enough money to have a trophy room?)

Its the janitors closet!

Goliath_1986 · Mar 10, 2004

DEATH eVADER said:
Its the janitors closet!

come on people BMRF is a very important place, they must pay those guys a lot ! especially after the incidents...lol all those ppl became either unemployed or just died. except for gordon who has a new boss (he probably doesnt like

). oh and btw who is barney working for now ? i dont know if valve said anything about it.

Tarkus · Mar 10, 2004

i still say he was a metrocop and turned to the light side once the resistance came up and gordon appeared from the fog.. but thats just my 2 cent

figge · Mar 11, 2004

When i get my copy of hl2:

1. Find barney
2. +console
3. Say "give me my beer"
4. wait
if no beer:

Shoot the bstrd

Dalamari · Mar 11, 2004

I like the idea of Barney getting shot and his final words being

"I guess I still owe you that beer- uhhhhhh"

"BARNEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"

Skip to shot of a Coors Light rolling out of Barney's kevlar

Pauly · Mar 11, 2004

Dalamari said:
"BARNEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"

gordon dosent speak

Stereo · Mar 11, 2004

Dalamari said:
Skip to shot of a Coors Light rolling out of Barney's kevlar

Barney is a Security Guard. Security Guards don't drink Light Beer.

Bicka · Mar 12, 2004

If I'm playing the game, when it comes out, and I get back to Barneys hideout and he throws me a beer...I think I may cry

DEATH eVADER · Mar 12, 2004

Barney- "No beer, and no TV makes Barney kill...."
Alyx- "Combine"
Barney- "Don't mind if I do...."

Bang, Bang, Zaappp, Kaapow, Bang, Bang

jabberwock95 · Mar 12, 2004

Dalamari said:
I like the idea of Barney getting shot and his final words being

"I guess I still owe you that beer- uhhhhhh"

"BARNEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"

Skip to shot of a Coors Light rolling out of Barney's kevlar

Personally I don't like the idea of one of gordons pals being killed. With all the new 'emotional attachment' a lot of people will be replaying levels if a friendly character gets killed.

Plus the idea of a character who gets killed, and theres nothing you can do about it seems a little too 'scripted' to me. I used to hate it in a game when you KNOW a character you like will be killed, and you can't stop it.... Bad memories...

/me wipes eyes...

Tarkus · Mar 12, 2004

gordon shouting BAAAAAAARNEEEEYYYYY when barney dies and barney last words being "i still ow u that beer" sound a little too dramatic, but i can almost predict that an important character will die in hl2...after all, its a story and all stories have somekind os emocional phase... maybe barney, maybe alyx, maybe kleiner maybe eli, i really dont know, but im almost sure one of these will die......

Infiniti · Mar 12, 2004

Please god, don't let it be barney.

DrEvil · Mar 12, 2004

If Valve kill Alyx, it would be a brave story twist. I would surprised and impressed.

Vegeta897 · Mar 12, 2004

That funpack is one of the funniest Half-Life fics I've ever read. It would be cool if you could play it.
Can you?

On topic, it will be good to see Barney again, and I'm sure HL2 will be full of things that will make you laugh, only if you've played HL1 though. I wouldn't worry about cheap ally deaths that you can't stop, Valve said the game will be extremely flexible, and that there is more than one way to finish the game. Horray.

Dabs · Mar 12, 2004

Bet you Alyx will die. I don't reckon Valve would want to carry baggage like her over to Half-Life 3.

Tarkus · Mar 12, 2004

yeah maybe she will die... its a new character, and an important one by the looks of it...
1- alyx simply dies, no new attachement to new characters
2- alyx gets kidnapped and we start to like her alot
3- alyx gets kidnapped and dies to save us while we're trying to save her, a very strong attachement is created between the player and alyx, and it problably will take a few days/weeks to get over alyxs death

i personnaly would rather have the 3rd choice (this if alyx really must die), those things tend to make me cry, but i dont.... cant figure why though

Vegeta897 · Mar 12, 2004

I am very eager to play one of the first games that is so real it will really bring you in and attach you to the characters, in a hateful way or a caring way, any way!

This game being Half-Life 2, I can not wait any longer for it.

People who say that you have something wrong with you if you cry for an event if a game, but consider this: Games are becoming more and more real, almost equivalent to movies, and you cry in sad movies right? Thay can be fictonal, like the game, but you could still cry, and to add to that, you are IN the game, it will only make the effect even more dramatic!

I hope you understood all that...

Tarkus · Mar 12, 2004

hl2 is not that real.... now doom3, thats as real as u can get. that and stalker. i know there is nothing wrong with crying with game eventes, im just saying that although i feel im gonna cry i never do, i just seem not to be able to cry.

laz45 · Mar 12, 2004

Alyx gets shot

Tarkus · Mar 12, 2004

laz45 said:
Alyx gets shot

and looses a leg, or worse, a boob

Dr. Freeman · Mar 13, 2004

this thread is sofa king cool!!

ops.. wrong thread... but hey? i laughed reading some of these posts

Crusader · Mar 13, 2004

'now doom3, thats as real as u can get' <------ roofles

WaterMelon34 · Mar 13, 2004

When did Barney say he's gonna buy us a beer?

[EDIT] : Damn you all Doom3 lovers! I saw the Doom3 video and it CAN compare but it still isn't better... I mean, throwing a pop can at a guy then throwing a matress at 'em so he falls over and hits his head on a steel barrel, the barrel falls over and knocks more barrels and a shelf over then you pick up the dude and throw him into the wreckage and watch as he tries to scramble out of all the rubble then you grab him and hold him under water till he drowns.. huh? huh? (In HL2)

[EDIT] : When HL2 comes out it's gonna be manipulator time...

[EDIT] : I'd also like to throw a few matresses on water and let em drift a bit then throw a scientist on them and see how he deals with this "cast away" scenario.

Goliath_1986 · Mar 13, 2004

WaterMelon34 said:
When did Barney say he's gonna buy us a beer?

thats what happens then u kill everything that moves...

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