I am never drinking again.

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Stigmata

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And if I do, I give everyone on this forum full permission to punch me in the balls.
 
I don't get hangovers either. I just drank too much and threw up a lot. And I still feel like crap.

From now on I'm sticking to my safer vice: weed.
 
Stigmata said:
And if I do, I give everyone on this forum full permission to punch me in the balls.
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repeat after me:

"I am never overdrinking again"

moderation man, oh and drinking a glass of water with every drink keeps away the hangover
 
kirovman said:
That's a sign that you're not drinking enough. Or not drinking enough high %, low quality stuff.
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Oh, I've been drunk enough, that's not the "problem". I've gotten so drunk that I nearly barfed bile, and the worst "hang-over" I've ever got was my head feeling a little heavy.

I think a key point is not to fall asleep drunk but wait until you've sobered up a bit.
 
Lol, he was sooo drunk. I was there, but had to leave at 11. I never get hungover, but I was and I only had about 3 shots. I'll punch him for you guys if he does it again ;)
 
I gave up drinking two days ago in a bid to improve my health, and I feel so hungover every morning from not drinking.

I must have alcoholism. D:

Err, I fancy a drink.
 
Stigmata said:
I already said I don't have a hangover. :|
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then what's the problem man? you got a case of the molson mudslides? burst bloodvessels in your eyes from puking too much? irate girlfriend cuz she saw you flirting with the barmaid?
 
meh I have never had a hangover, but then again i am drunk after 5 pints of Lager because of my light build.
 
5 pints? I probably outweigh you by at least 50 pounds and I'd be shit faced after 5 pints ..then again i dont drink that often
 
I usually don't get too bad of hangovers because I always make sure I drink loads of water before bed / while I'm drinking, but every once in a while I wake up and feel dead.

Stig, feel free not to drink again :) although let me point out that getting to the point where you're vomiting is more your fault than the alcohols :p
 
The more I drink, and the more I smoke weed, the more I realize what a harsh lover alcohol is.

Doesn't stop me from getting pissed tho.
 
You can always temper it with weed if you're of the right chemistry... which I thankfully am
 
CptStern said:
5 pints? I probably outweigh you by at least 50 pounds and I'd be shit faced after 5 pints ..then again i dont drink that often
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Shitfaced by 5 pints? Maybe if you drink it all in under an hour.

Oh yeah, and I think everyone has promised to never drink alcohol again and broken that promise. I decided earlier this year not to keep alcohol at home, or to drink to to get drunk. So far I've saved a lot of money. Mostly I'll just have a gingerale or some juice at the bars nowdays.
 
Don't be suprised when 5 years from now, some short white guy busts into your home and hits you in the balls with a ****ing pipe wrench. ;)
 
Tyguy said:
Thats called a hangover.
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It's not a hangover. I still have alcohol in my system, enough for me to have pretty piss-poor balance and dizziness, so it's just me still being sick from all the alcohol.

If it were a hangover I'd have a headache too, considering that I drank almost nothing that wasn't alcohol last night :p

Ennui said:
Stig, feel free not to drink again :) although let me point out that getting to the point where you're vomiting is more your fault than the alcohols :p
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Oh it's completely my fault, I know :D
 
Stigmata said:
It's not a hangover. I still have alcohol in my system, enough for me to have pretty piss-poor balance and dizziness, so it's just me still being sick from all the alcohol.

If it were a hangover I'd have a headache too, considering that I drank almost nothing that wasn't alcohol last night :p

Oh it's completely my fault, I know :D
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I rarely get headaches, but I still call what you describe, sans headache, as being hungover.
 
What? You're not allowed to say that after just throwing up.

A couple of months ago I woke up outside an old folk's home to the sound of an old man moaning at me. As my brain began to reconstruct itself from the alcohol-saturated puddle it had become, I was able to see him wandering off, and I sat up to survey the surroundings.

I was on a street. Could have been any street - though for some reason I believed it to be Seaford* (a place miles away from my home). I was wearing a bright blue Hawaiian shirt, and I had no shoes on. My socks had huge holes worn in the bottom, and I had cuts, scratches and bruises all over my body. There was a puddle of sick lying about a meter to me left, and after checking my pockets I discovered that I was missing my wallet, but not my phone. I had no memory of the night before, other than some scrambled mental images of a cocktail party.

It was like an introduction to an awesome adventure game. Except I was still pissed out of my head and I wanted to cry.

Later that day I had to attend an English awards competition, and I won, meaning I had to read my work out to a large crowd. I was still utterly hungover and I must have looked like a corpse.

Yet never once did the thought cross my mind to give up drinking. Shame on you, boy!

*It was actually a street two blocks away from my house.
 
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LOL a mate used that exact same gag on me, it was a lot funnier though.
 
The funny bit is the last frame where he just gives up pretending and casually drinks it
 
I was expecting some story like . . . you accidently slept with this fat chick who had worse breath than your little brother, or some crazy shit like that.
 
Ballroom scene, but the fire underneath,
Gonna eat you all alive,
Gonna bring you to your knees.

Went out drinking late last night, I had a blast,
But now the morning light has come and kicked my ass!

(WOAH OHHH OHHH)

I've got the worst hangover ever!
I'm crawling to the bathroom again
It hurts so bad that I'm never gonna drink again

And by my seventh shot I was invincible
I would've never thought I'd be this miserable

(WOAH OHHH OHHH)

I've got the worst hangover ever!
I'm rollin' back and forth on the bed
I'm worked so bad that I'm never gonna drink again

Won't someone just kill me
Put me out of my misery!
I'm makin' deals with God
I'll do anything!

make it stop please
make it stop please!
make it stop please
make it stop please!

(WOAH OHHH OHHH)

I've got the worst hangover ever!
I'm crawlin' to the bathroom again,

It hurts so bad that I'm never gonna drink again.
I'll probably never drink again.
I may not ever drink again.
At least not 'til next weekend

I'm never gonna drink again!

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The Offspring - Worst Hangover Ever
 
Dave, you're hung over! You can't deny that. You said you didn't drink much that wasn't alcohol and you feel like crap now. That's hung over >_> Trust me. It is possible to be hung over and not have a headache, right?
 
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