I got my LICENSE!!!!!1

[Dr. Freeman]

Where do you live? I wanna come and drive over your house lol

dammnit i saw this after posting my above response.. now im doomed

/me goodbye cruel world!!

 

[NSPIRE]

It's only one page if you're cool like me.

Nah, you're cooler, I don't have a license.

Wow, now my life is fulfilled! I'm cooler than nw909! *dies* :O

 

[Letters]

Whoever warned you about them squirrels is absolutely right. They're tricksy... they usually get out of the way... except if they're going to make you turn into another vehicle... don't fall for it... just run them the HELL over. That's what I do. Now they run in fear whenever they see my Jeep approaching.

Which is amazing because I've only ran over one! Just one! I swear!

 

[FortisVir]

Thats it Letters, I've called PETA, and an angry mob of animal activists is now marching upon your home. Your reign of squirrel squashing terror has come to an end.

I only use squirrels to sharpen my aim, in order to prepare for the upcoming US civil war of 2005. Running them over is just cruel.

 

[NSPIRE]

I only use squirrels to sharpen my aim, in order to prepare for the upcoming US civil war of 2005. Running them over is just cruel.

LMAO!!!1