I hate cats.

Cats!

  • Cats sux0r

    Votes: 18 22.5%

  • Cats rox0r

    Votes: 53 66.3%

  • What are cats?

    Votes: 9 11.3%
  • Total voters
    80
Maui

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I didn't grow up in a cat family; my childhood pets were just dogs. Up until only very recently, my only experience with cats had been at my friend's house, whose cats were neurotic and ran away from everyone all the time. Okay, pretty neutral feeling toward cats at that point.

Which is why I didn't mind too much when my roommate I just moved in recently with had a cat - I figured he would just run away from me like my friend's. Unfortunately, it was this naive notion that led to me cleaning cat shit off my shower curtain after putting on band-aids all over my right forearm a few minutes ago. To make a short story even shorter, the cat decided to simply ignore his litterbox and come take a crap on my shower curtain whilst I was playing UT, and then dance around or something until I went in there to see what the terrible smell was coming from. Of course, when I picked him up I apparently disturbed his demon-summoning ritual, so he clawed the crap out of whatever he could reach as I flung him into the hallway and slammed the door, so I had to anti-biotic (what if he stepped in it!? x_x) and band-aid my arm while holding back gagging from this terribly potent little demonic sacrifice.

Then I had the distinct pleasure of feeling the heat coming through the toilet paper as I picked it up (x_x) and threw it in the toilet, but since my toilet sucks it got clogged on it, so I got to fix that as well after I Lysol'd the floor. The whole time that son of a bitch was out in the hallway, and I swear those meows were some kind of demented laughter, because I could hear them all the way in my bathroom through a closed door. I couldn't even smack the bastard because my roommate would go nuts.

I hate cats.

Anyway, to keep this from just being a rant thread, what terrible experiences have you had with cats? I thought all the horror stories were exaggerated before, but now I know better. Worst story gets community sympathy.

P.S. - No smilies, my five step program is working!
 
you my friend, are a sick, demented person, and needs professinal help. cats are so amazing, that i could have 12789 of them, and be happy. they are furry and cute. also, they are much smarter than dogs. as stated in the movie meet the parents, cats are animals that make you work for thier affectoin. dogs are stupid animals that reply with affection to any asshat who showers it with gifts or food. also, cats can climb trees, and hiss. if yo uprefer dogs, yo uprefer emotionalyl shallow animals, who are at the bottom of the list of intelligent animals. case closed.
 
We have 3, so I have to like them. I'd like them even if we didnt have them. Don't get me wrong, I like dogs too. We have a Jack Russel Terrier and a Dachshund.
 
Cats "rox0r"
Although, there was this one time when I fell asleep with my cat on my chest, I must have rolled over in my sleep because I woke up with him scratching my face.
 
I like cats and dogs, having had both.

But cats are definately individual personalities. Some can love you to death, and some can be totally aloof.
 
The vote seems to disagree with you a lot.
 
God, I hate having to deal with cats. Eurgh, they're so disgusting and the most untidy animals I've seen. A dog can shit on your floor and piss on it, but I cat will do that, lay in it, get cat hair all over, and lay on everything that shouldn't be layed on getting cat hair on it. Also they piss on the catbox just in the spot where the hood of it meets the actual box, so it leaks out and down the side and it's disgusting to take outside and hose out every week.
 
Depends on the cat really.
My cat is TEH shiznit, tottaly loveable and would never do any crap like that :D


-Alix
 
my cat is a salvage beast that hav bites my legs many times

but I love him
 
I love cats, favorite house hold animal for me, I have 2 cats now, used to have 4 but my older sister moved out and took her 2 cats but I take them home on the weekend :p
 
If you hate cats so much this is what you could do:

Get two cats and some string...not to long tho.What you're going to do is tie one end of the string to one cats tail and tie the other end to the other cats tail.Then get the cats and hang them from a clothes line...or you can put them in a fenced off area.

Then watch them go at it.

Note: Also make sure they're random cats found off the street or something.

(No I did not do this nor will I ever, but a friend of mine and his dad did.)
 
Tr0n said:
If you hate cats so much this is what you could do:

Get two cats and some string...not to long tho.What you're going to do is tie one end of the string to one cats tail and tie the other end to the other cats tail.Then get the cats and hang them from a clothes line...or you can put them in a fenced off area.

Then watch them go at it.

Note: Also make sure they're random cats found off the street or something.

(No I did not do this nor will I ever, but a friend of mine and his dad did.)
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Cat-chucks!
 
Cats > Humans.

... and to think the people back at the lab called me crazy. Pfft.
 
dart321 said:
Cats > Humans.

... and to think the people back at the lab called me crazy. Pfft.
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No bestiality please.
 
Tr0n said:
Get two cats and some string...not to long tho.What you're going to do is tie one end of the string to one cats tail and tie the other end to the other cats tail.Then get the cats and hang them from a clothes line...or you can put them in a fenced off area.
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Sadly (?) there's just the one. Though there is the idea of attaching his tail to something immovable - or for even more fun, *very* movable. You know, like a car. Knowing him though, he'd crap on my hands as I did it. And then scratch it so I get all these weird diseases and the doctors look at me strangely. ("How...did you get cat crap...in your bloodstream? o_0")

He's old though, older than I am. With any luck, he'll die soon.

And for me being behind on the polls: oh, to make a political joke or not... :)

EDIT: Bloody...I used a smiley.
 
Maui said:
Sadly (?) there's just the one. Though there is the idea of attaching his tail to something immovable - or for even more fun, *very* movable. You know, like a car. Knowing him though, he'd crap on my hands as I did it. And then scratch it so I get all these weird diseases and the doctors look at me strangely. ("How...did you get cat crap...in your bloodstream? o_0")

He's old though, older than I am. With any luck, he'll die soon.

And for me being behind on the polls: oh, to make a political joke or not... :)

EDIT: Bloody...I used a smiley.
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NOOOOOEESSS!!! How could you??? :x

:angry:

/me runs away screaming random insults at Maui
 
I grew up with a dog that was two years older than me, and it was kinda a weird bond that we had. I used to hit it with my toys and jump on it, and we'd wrestle each other too. He never bit me or scratched me (he did push me over a few times, but I deserved it). Like I said there was a weird bond, he kinda treated me like I was one of his own, and would look out for me too. He was a nice dog (an Irish Setter if you're wondering.

Now about cats, I've got nothing against 'em. The ones I've known have never scratched or clawed at me, and they're very easy to be around. The ones I know just want to hang out in the same room as you (they would just lie on something soft and pur contently).

Now seeing as I grew up with a dog, I think of myself as a dog person, but cats can be cool too.
 
Cats are cool... except that smell they put off when they're pissed...
 
looks like your roommate did a shitjob at teaching the cat
me likes cats
its kinda annoying how they dig their claws into you when you pet them and stuff

its also weird how it seems like they're gonna filp out and scratch you at any second

btw if it bites you, you need antibiotics or something quick because they have extremely dirty mouthes
 
Cats: Shit all over the place, vomit all over, leave furry excrement all over, scratch up your damned arm, piss on the carpets.

Dogs: Smelly, messy, slobbery, dump and piss on the floor and walls, eat and chew things up.

Verdict: I hate both of them. Give me something caged that requires a minimum of contact. Like a fish, or a turtle.
 
I hate dogs and cats, I prefer a shark or a piranha so they could bite the shit out of those damned kids that keep breaking into my house:D
 
My cousins taunted one of my old cats until it went all Tazmanian Devil on their legs... then I literally had to pull a Crocodile Hunter and jump on top of it. Sensing the similarity, I tried to calm the grey devil by soothingly repeating the phrase, "You're alroight, mate"... or however you spell the strine (aussie slang/pronunciation) version of alright. Suprisingly enough, it worked.
 
I find it...I'm not sure how to describe this...but "cats sux0r" is only two votes ahead of "what are cats?"

To be fair, I did make this just after one of my first experiences with cats was picking up their crap while holding my breath, so maybe this isn't the best intro to them.
 
I love my kitties, they're lovely! Mishka craps in the house if we don't find her and put her outside, but she does it in the sink/next to the toilet. Still really goddamn gross but at least she's trying.

Ginger occasionally goes crazy and tries to tear chunks out of my arm, but he's only playing, it's nothing personal
 
SHIPPI said:
Ginger occasionally goes crazy and tries to tear chunks out of my arm, but he's only playing, it's nothing personal
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Now see this is what I'm talking about - *the animal is trying to kill you when it does that*.
 
Maui said:
Now see this is what I'm talking about - *the animal is trying to kill you when it does that*.
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Well they are predators :p if I were a cat I'd probably try kill me too. Damn humans..
 
The ants also tried to kill Raziaar earlier by drowning him :O The animal is uprising against us! :p
 
CREMATOR666 said:
The ants also tried to kill Raziaar earlier by drowning him :O The animal is uprising against us! :p
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Four legs bad, two legs good!
 
cats are total ****tards. kinda suicidal too. (after my experiences)

i was at a LAN at a friend, his cat (rudolph) jumps in via a tree>the window(2nd floor). suddenly i feel a warm breeze come by my left ear...
soon after, my friend on my right feels it too, and it smells like an rotten aquabraun.

the cat had jumped up on the couch, and farted in our faces.

then my friend (who pwns the cat) gets really pissed, and the stupid cat jumps out the window.

the cat got pwn3d by teh fall.


another occasion was at my neighbors house.

i was walking the little bit from the bus home, and the little dipshit goes sam fisher, jumping me from a tree.
i promise u, if i hadnt run away.... :flame:
 
My german sheperd owned my cat a couple of months ago :)
 
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