I joined a "naughty" site today...

Thank you for giving pornographers money so that I can access their sites for free.
 
JNightshade said:
Wow. You're actually paying for porn?

M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL.
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Tis the truth this man doth speaketh.

And also, to everyone who's complaining about her "hoof", if you honestly would not hit that, you're either gay, or a woman.

 
Found another pic off that site

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bvasgm said:
Tis the truth this man doth speaketh.

And also, to everyone who's complaining about her "hoof", if you honestly would not hit that, you're either gay, or a woman.
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Yep she's one of the few you can compliment her on her cameltoe and mean it. :LOL:

Actually though, her face looks a bit too "put together" for my liking.
 
bvasgm said:
Tis the truth this man doth speaketh.

And also, to everyone who's complaining about her "hoof", if you honestly would not hit that, you're either gay, or a woman.

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Nice lazy eye there.
 
Her face is as ugly as sin straight from hell, and nowhere near as hot. -300,000

+8 for wet though.
 
I have a thing against paying for porn. Never gonna do it. Same thing with paying for games. After I buy the game/subscription I am not gonna pay more money. IE gold/powerleveling. Makes me sick.
 
bvasgm said:
Tis the truth this man doth speaketh.

And also, to everyone who's complaining about her "hoof", if you honestly would not hit that, you're either gay, or a woman.

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See looks pretty normal honestly. Girls like her are a dime a dozen. And she has a ****ing hoof.

Not saying I wouldn't hit it ... just saying I wouldn't pay $20/month to look at pictures of it .

By the way the hoof reminds me, have any of you guys ever been to that amputee porn site? I remember I browsed through that place for hours with a friend laughing my ****ing ass off ... best site ever. I even remember one with no arms/legs, just a ****ing naked smiling female torso, funniest thing ever.
 
smwScott said:
I even remember one with no arms/legs, just a ****ing naked smiling female torso, funniest thing ever.
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:LOL::LOL::LOL: Even thinking about this, I'm laughing so hard I'm almost crying. Please, for the love of God and all that is holy, link me to this.
 
Congratulations on your investment. Now go pleasure your dirty bits.
 
Oh wait. No. ****. Kate's Playground? You're paying money for some online hussy? A bitch that spends most of her time making softcore pansy bullcrap? What exactly are you paying for? Titillation? Why? Why the **** would you do this? Why are you throwing your cash at a straight-up cocktease? That shit's almost as bad as Playboy. God damn.

If I were to ever sign up for something like this, it would need to consist of ****ing. Nothing but ****ing. Some god damn penetration is what I'm talkin' about. Not sex. Not lovemaking. ****ing. ****ing ****ing ****ing. And maybe a few bloody noses for good measure.

Also, P2P is your friend. If you want to pay for sex, get a prostitute. At least you're getting some actual flesh for your buck and the thrill of acquiring AIDS.
 
Absinthe said:
Oh wait. No. ****. Kate's Playground? You're paying money for some online hussy? A bitch that spends most of her time making softcore pansy bullcrap? What exactly are you paying for? Titillation? Why? Why the **** would you do this? Why are you throwing your cash at a straight-up cocktease? That shit's almost as bad as Playboy. God damn.

If I were to ever sign up for something like this, it would need to consist of ****ing. Nothing but ****ing. Some god damn penetration is what I'm talkin' about. Not sex. Not lovemaking. ****ing. ****ing ****ing ****ing. And maybe a few bloody noses for good measure.
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cockslap?
 
God damn FISTS, man. And a suckerpunch to the taint.
 
I paid for porn once... then I realized how incredibly stupid that idea was and I've been getting it for free ever since.
 
Better investment for you.

1)Leave your house
2)Go to a porn shop and buy a few DVD's
3)Take your next pay cheque/dole money and go out on a Friday night
4)Find a woman that you like
5)She becomes your girlfriend
6)Watch porn with her

Next step is optional, but it does happen

7)At the age of 50, she realises your a pervert and takes your house, kids and rest of your dole savings away from you.

Why bother paying for all of that shit? Get the real thing and you wont look back. That site doesn't love you back, it just says "Thanks for your $20, ill go buy some skillz with it".

Cmon man, you aint 12 anymore.
 
Who the hell would pay $20/month for porn when you can get it for free?
 
No I don't, I get my pr0n for free, torrents sites, passwords cracker forums...etc

if you like to access pr0n sites for free, pm me, so I CAN send you the crackers/hackers forums.
 
Better send it to all the staff, just to make sure first. We don't want our members and their security compromised.
 
I noticed a lot of people in this thread also say why do people in relationships need porn anyway? It doesn't just go away because you have a partner, its always gonna be there. If your partner is that type, it DEFINATELY doesnt end there.....ooohhhhhh.

Enough now...calm down.
 
r3ghost said:
I noticed a lot of people in this thread also say why do people in relationships need porn anyway? It doesn't just go away because you have a partner, its always gonna be there. If your partner is that type, it DEFINATELY doesnt end there.....ooohhhhhh.
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I didn't notice that at all.

I noticed a lot of people asking why he paid for porn (which is abundant as the air we breathe).
 
r3ghost said:
Better investment for you.

1)Leave your house
2)Go to a porn shop and buy a few DVD's
3)Take your next pay cheque/dole money and go out on a Friday night
4)Find a woman that you like
5)She becomes your girlfriend
6)Watch porn with her

Next step is optional, but it does happen

7)At the age of 50, she realises your a pervert and takes your house, kids and rest of your dole savings away from you.

Why bother paying for all of that shit? Get the real thing and you wont look back. That site doesn't love you back, it just says "Thanks for your $20, ill go buy some skillz with it".

Cmon man, you aint 12 anymore.
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Some of us can't just grab a girl like that.
 
Steven said:
Some of us can't just grab a girl like that.
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Well, if you dont learn you never will. You will carry on wasting your money on something that quite frankly I wouldn't piss over. If you want porn you can download it for free from a LOT of places. A lot better than the dog shit you would get on those sites too. I aint being mean mate, but thats the way it is. Nobody pays for porn these days as it is so easy to get hold of freely. Its the biggest business on the net so finding stuff isnt hard.

If you cant get a woman because of confidence or the like, thats precisely why you cant get one. You think women want a man that cant talk or fend for himself let alone them? Get some dude and your life will change.
 
I made that comment for the people who pay for porn and not myself I'll just add in.
 
Steven said:
I made that comment for the people who pay for porn and not myself I'll just add in.
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Sorry if you thought that sounded like it was directed at you it was my version of what I would say if someone came to me and said that.:cheers:
 
Paying for porn is by far the saddest thing ever, especially when the woman looks like Eddie Vedder
 
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