i need male advice..

[swimmergirl02]

I'm new to these forums and before everyone starts bashing me with why its such a horrid thing for me to post for advice, i just heard this is a good site for opinions. i'm having major guy issues and i was talking to my friend from school and he told me to come here. well, first off, im a 20 year old female and im dating a 21 year old guy and we have been together for almost two years. we used to have sex non-stop for the first like year or so. now its like i need to beg him for it. i know im not ugly because im asked out by several guys a week. i mean, he tells me he still loves it, but he NEVER initiates it anymore. im always the one asking for it and its like such a huge ordeal when i do. is it just me, or is it extremely weird to be a 21 year old who doesnt really like sex? he says its not really rare and that he is just too tired for it. he works from 8-4 on weekdays. so he's too tired to have sex around 8,9? he also lately has been choosing a shower over sex. literally. i ask him for it and he says he wants a shower instead? wtf? it just really bothers me because we used to like 3-4 times a day...now its like 1-2/week. does anyone have a clue what could be going on? is this normal for a 21 yr old not to have a sex drive? please help..;(

 

[<RJMC>]

get a dildo

 

[Raziaar]

Date women instead.

If you're having issues with the guy now, just wait until he gets older! The sex drive will diminish steadily.

Stick with women and you'll never have that problem.

 

[G-Dub]

he's getting it elsewhere.

 

[Ennui]

there is no way this thread is real, but i'm not going to lock it just yet

 

[bigburpco]

Advice doesn't really have a sexual orientation...

Well, anyway I don't have advice, but if the situation gets worse, I say take RJMC's advice. Or you could cut - er never mind.

For curiosity; how did you hear that this was a good site for opinions?

 

[swimmergirl02]

yeahh but the thing is, i know hes not getting it elsewhere. were literally together every single day from the minute he gets off work till he leaves for work the next day...and i know he is "good" at work cuz his mom works there and shes like this HUGE christian and freaked out on him once for talking to a attractive co-worker and how disrespectful it was to me..

 

[$kelet0r]

why would you still be with him then?

 

[Baal]

For curiosity; how did you hear that this was a good site for opinions?

I am also very interested in that Mr. Burpco.

 

[<RJMC>]

if you dont want dildo I can give you my sugar just call at 555-rensex.com

 

[bigburpco]

Very subtle approach RJMC.

 

[Raziaar]

yeahh but the thing is, i know hes not getting it elsewhere. were literally together every single day from the minute he gets off work till he leaves for work the next day...and i know he is "good" at work cuz his mom works there and shes like this HUGE christian and freaked out on him once for talking to a attractive co-worker and how disrespectful it was to me..

I know the problem..

You're smothering him. How can he get aroused when you're around him all the time?

Also... his mom is an idiot, because talking to somebody does not denote intimacy.

 

[Ennui]

I wouldn't date a Kng either

 

[Que-Ever]

if you dont want dildo I can give you my sugar just call at 555-rensex.com

I love you.


>.>

*dials*

 

[Baal]

if you dont want dildo I can give you my sugar just call at 555-rensex.com

How does one dial a period or "dot?"

oooo I caught you in your web of lies!

 

[Baal]

I love you.


>.>

*dials*

GOOD LUCK DIALING THE DOT!

<3

 

[Raziaar]

Do not question RJMC's brilliance!

 

[swimmergirl02]

i go to college and this one kid who sits next to me overherd me complaining and he jokingly said i should come here cuz its full of controversy? so i figured i would give it a shot.

I know the problem..

You're smothering him. How can he get aroused when you're around him all the time?

thats what another person said, but hes the one who never wants to leave my side. he doesnt like me being around my guy friends, so im with him all the time...not that im complaining, but its not that im smothering him..

 

[bigburpco]

Must be a lurker, that guy.

EDIT: Baal; nice way of concealing your double post.

 

[Cole]

so he's too tired to have sex around 8,9? he also lately has been choosing a shower over sex. literally. i ask him for it and he says he wants a shower instead?

Let him get into the shower. Once he does pop right in with him.
Be creative and think of new ways to turn him on and get him going.

or

Don't have sex with him, get him to beg. Make him want it more than everything else. Turn him on then get up and walk away. Get him desperate. Wow I love giving sexual advice.

 

[Raziaar]

i go to college and this one kid who sits next to me overherd me complaining and he jokingly said i should come here cuz its full of controversy? so i figured i would give it a shot.

Full of controversy? All this forum is full of is hormones and stupidity. The way an internet forum should be.

 

[bigburpco]

This thread is famous.

 

[Que-Ever]

I don't have hormones...

Now, I need to go to the bathroom for fifteen or twenty minutes.

This thread is famous.

Famous threads never seem as epic when you participate in them

Like, when you learn to cover your favorite song, it's not so cool suddenly.

 

[Ennui]

this thread is not epic. yet. it'll be epic if this chick starts a fanclub and people send her money

 

[Que-Ever]

"Send money for breast implants".

 

[Raziaar]

this thread is not epic. yet. it'll be epic if this chick starts a fanclub and people send her money

Already sent the money.

I'm such a sucker for fake internet women.

 

[Que-Ever]

"Will post pics afterwards".

 

[<RJMC>]

what if he dont like to do it whit you anymore?

 

[Sam]

Start spiking his drinks with stuff. Sorted.

 

[Ashitaka]

Talk to him about it.

NOWAY. :O

 

[Que-Ever]

Start spiking his drinks with stuff. Sorted.

Anything specific, or just like... horse manure and pencil shavings?

Talk to him about it.

NOWAY. :O

Pff, noob

 

[Puzzlemaker]

yea, seriously. Talk to him about it.

People always ask other people for advice instead of talking to each other about the problem. It annoys me.

 

[Vegeta897]

Let him get into the shower. Once he does pop right in with him.
Be creative and think of new ways to turn him on and get him going.

or

Don't have sex with him, get him to beg. Make him want it more than everything else. Turn him on then get up and walk away. Get him desperate. Wow I love giving sexual advice.

I lol'd at the end of this post. Brilliant, man.

 

[zleppelin]

the guy is an asshole who is playing games with you. He's messing with your head. In reality, he wants to have sex just as much as you do, but he wants you to be the one who asks for it. This increases his "value."

 

[Crazy Horse]

knghenry???

 

[swimmergirl02]

Talk to him about it.

NOWAY.

yea, seriously. Talk to him about it.

People always ask other people for advice instead of talking to each other about the problem. It annoys me.

i did...if u guys read my first post, i said that i have talked to him and he said its not that uncommon for guys to get like this..

 

[Cole]

In addition to my last post, you could always call him a fag for never wanting sex. Although I don't recommend saying that because that might cause him to get defensive. Although if he says "I'm not gay" go "Prove it right now".

 

[MiccyNarc]

I'm new to these forums and before everyone starts bashing me with why its such a horrid thing for me to post for advice, i just heard this is a good site for opinions. i'm having major guy issues and i was talking to my friend from school and he told me to come here. well, first off, im a 20 year old female and im dating a 21 year old guy and we have been together for almost two years. we used to have sex non-stop for the first like year or so. now its like i need to beg him for it. i know im not ugly because im asked out by several guys a week. i mean, he tells me he still loves it, but he NEVER initiates it anymore. im always the one asking for it and its like such a huge ordeal when i do. is it just me, or is it extremely weird to be a 21 year old who doesnt really like sex? he says its not really rare and that he is just too tired for it. he works from 8-4 on weekdays. so he's too tired to have sex around 8,9? he also lately has been choosing a shower over sex. literally. i ask him for it and he says he wants a shower instead? wtf? it just really bothers me because we used to like 3-4 times a day...now its like 1-2/week. does anyone have a clue what could be going on? is this normal for a 21 yr old not to have a sex drive? please help..;(

It's because you're a stupid ugly whore and your boobs aren't big enough, duh.

Either get implants or kill yourself, preferably both in that order kk?

Don't ask why just do it.

 

[Lucid]

Try something new, like spiked whips and chains.

Or something strange, like let your dog get in on some of the action!

Let us know how it turns out.
kthxbai.

 

[MiccyNarc]

Or something strange, like let your dog get in some of the action!

Damn straight, because only a dog would actually be attracted to her.

What a sad pathetic life.