i need male advice..

[Lucid]

Damn straight, because only a dog would actually be attracted to her.

What a sad pathetic life.

Someone call the Wahh-mbulance, cause we've got a burn victim. :O

 

[Anthraxxx]

Oh damn. Some people can be harsh.

Early in your relationship you guys were humping like bunnies, and now he's lost interest... Maybe you want sex too much? Or he's just burnt out and/or mentally is unable to get excited about sex. You should bring up this issue with him and try to work out a compromise. Maybe not 3-4 times a day, but he should at least put some effort into fulfilling your needs.


Oh, before I forget... I demand pics of yourself... preferrably in a state of undress... and send some nudes to my inbox.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Four words:

"What, are you gay?"


That'll get his sex drive going in no time. Unless he IS gay in which case it might be time to start looking for a home for his super-christian mama!

 

[AKIRA]

maybe he's losing interest in you? ever thought of that?

 

[15357]

Just shoot him in the leg.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

I think the best person to ask would be Timmer2004 from these very forums. After all, the two of you share an IP address.

 

[Vegeta897]

Haha, I love it.

 

[15357]

*bows humbly to the great Pi Mu Rho*

 

[hool10]

I would just like to ask you: what is the person's username that refered you to this site? :cheese: Also I speak for CyberPitz because I think we both think the same way on this. Why can't we find girlfriends?! Especially hot girlfriends who want to have sex all the time? I thought that another benefit was finding a possible girlfriend in college but instead they are either married, have a boyfriend, too old, or a foreign exchange student. Maybe it's because their aren't many hot girls at a community college in New Hampshire? Ok I'm done alienating myself to you on the internet and making you think I'm some fat 40yr old guy.

 

[Baal]

I think the best person to ask would be Timmer2004 from these very forums. After all, the two of you share an IP address.

That was very evil.

But I like it

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2076523#post2076523

HI ASHLEY! oh I'm evil. But...there's a conflict in the amount of time they've been together.

That could mean a lot of things.

/popcorn

 

[swimmergirl02]

yeah...i do share the same IP address as him i guess...im at college....in a library. several people are on this computer a day. the kid who told me about this website showed me it from the same computer..so i dont know

 

[Ennui]

mhmm

 

[Lucid]

yeah...i do share the same IP address as him i guess...im at college....in a library. several people are on this computer a day. the kid who told me about this website showed me it from the same computer..so i dont know

No, no... I believe you meant to say... "Sorry, I actually have a penis. I lied to you all, and myself... "

 

[swimmergirl02]

im honestly confused and dont know whats going on? or who ashley is?

 

[Lucid]

im honestly confused...

Yes, yes... It's okay, we've all been there before.

...Oh wait, no we haven't...(I hope?...o_o)

 

[Baal]

im honestly confused and dont know whats going on? or who ashley is?

That's a good question!

I'm loving this.

/continues to eat popcorn with wide eyes.

 

[Lucid]

That's a good question!

I'm loving this.

/continues to eat popcorn with wide eyes.

*pokes him in the eye with a pointy stick* D:

 

[ComradeBadger]

yeah...i do share the same IP address as him i guess...im at college....in a library. several people are on this computer a day. the kid who told me about this website showed me it from the same computer..so i dont know

Strange that it's not a college IP then isn't it...

 

[Shippi]

Ooh this is getting good. Pass the popcorn, Baal

 

[Boogymanx]

I need to find that 'Oh the DRAMA' pic I used to have.

 

[15357]

How do you know if it's a college IP or not? Is it different?

 

[Geogaddi]

Show him this thread. Maybe it'll turn him on as much as it does me.

 

[Baal]

Ooh this is getting good. Pass the popcorn, Baal

You can have it all; I've got work to do but this thread is keeping me from doing it.

 

[lePobz]

You need male advice?

OK, how about get the f*** back in the kitchen, and make me some pie.

 

[Lucid]

You need male advice?

OK, how about get the f*** back in the kitchen, and make me some pie.

Don't take it too far...

It was a bit funny though.

 

[ComradeBadger]

How do you know if it's a college IP or not? Is it different?

College IP's will have an appropriate hostname.

 

[kirovman]

How do you know if it's a college IP or not? Is it different?

North Korean spies.

Mum's the word :O

 

[Sam]

 

[Baal]

I award you the Internet, good sir.

Congratulations. :thumbs:

 

[poo poo head]

Posting in a legendary thread...

you kids and your secks

 

[Ennui]

i'm kind of amused that anyone is taking this seriously

 

[Que-Ever]

Maybe it's because you keep telling him YOUR VAGINA IS SORE.

lemonhenrykingcherryrambler.

 

[evil^milk]

Right here's what to do.

At exactly twelve o'clock, start performing the pelvic woo for about 134 seconds. It is important that you focus on the technique! Then hit your elbow and raise your knees in the air. (You will float - this is normal). You will feel like you want to regurgitate, and you will, spawning a little white sperm-looking being. He will revive someone when he is dead. You have to throw this being to your boyfriend, otherwise you will never have sex again!

 

[Krynn72]

find his pr0n and you will know what he likes!


After typing that i had a thought... maybe you are several years too old for him!

D:

 

[ComradeBadger]

Yeah this was getting stale.