I need your advice, once again

Another girl wants to go out with me. All I know is shes got a reputation as "Friend with benefits". First girl to come out and ask me how big my penis is.

Gets even weirder. I've talked to her on the phone a few times.. I've never seen her. She got my email cuz of some wierd incident with one of my friends last year. Then she starts talking to me months later and gets my number from my profile and calls me. I haven't talked to her since the second week of August. That conversation she said she liked me.

I said i'll see her once at a park.

Is it just me or does this make no ****ing sense? This girl has a very nice voice, shes in a bunch of sports, and doesn't seem insane...but i'm starting to wonder. I mean I'd never ask a girl out that I just talked to online and maybe on the phone for a bit. All this(When the first girl I mentioned had text me) started happening 3 hours after I turned 16. My life makes no sense anymore or maybe it never did... I guess thats what makes it so fun and confusing.
 
Cole said:
Another girl wants to go out with me. All I know is shes got a reputation as "Friend with benefits". First girl to come out and ask me how big my penis is.

Gets even weirder. I've talked to her on the phone a few times.. I've never seen her. She got my email cuz of some wierd incident with one of my friends last year. Then she starts talking to me months later and gets my number from my profile and calls me. I haven't talked to her since the second week of August. That conversation she said she liked me.

I said i'll see her once at a park.

Is it just me or does this make no ****ing sense? This girl has a very nice voice, shes in a bunch of sports, and doesn't seem insane...but i'm starting to wonder. I mean I'd never ask a girl out that I just talked to online and maybe on the phone for a bit.
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Maybe you're just a lucky sob... :p
 
Cole said:
Another girl wants to go out with me. All I know is shes got a reputation as "Friend with benefits". First girl to come out and ask me how big my penis is.

Gets even weirder. I've talked to her on the phone a few times.. I've never seen her. She got my email cuz of some wierd incident with one of my friends last year. Then she starts talking to me months later and gets my number from my profile and calls me. I haven't talked to her since the second week of August. That conversation she said she liked me.

I said i'll see her once at a park.

Is it just me or does this make no ****ing sense? This girl has a very nice voice, shes in a bunch of sports, and doesn't seem insane...but i'm starting to wonder. I mean I'd never ask a girl out that I just talked to online and maybe on the phone for a bit.
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/me smells axe murders

I smell a lot of things lately. :|
 
Cole said:
Another girl wants to go out with me. All I know is shes got a reputation as "Friend with benefits". First girl to come out and ask me how big my penis is.

Gets even weirder. I've talked to her on the phone a few times.. I've never seen her. She got my email cuz of some wierd incident with one of my friends last year. Then she starts talking to me months later and gets my number from my profile and calls me. I haven't talked to her since the second week of August. That conversation she said she liked me.

I said i'll see her once at a park.

Is it just me or does this make no ****ing sense? This girl has a very nice voice, shes in a bunch of sports, and doesn't seem insane...but i'm starting to wonder. I mean I'd never ask a girl out that I just talked to online and maybe on the phone for a bit. All this(When the first girl I mentioned had text me) started happening 3 hours after I turned 16. My life makes no sense anymore or maybe it never did... I guess thats what makes it so fun and confusing.
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I've had girls come up to me and say 'I know you from myspace' and proceed to chat me up.

It's odd.
 
Cole said:
Another girl wants to go out with me. All I know is shes got a reputation as "Friend with benefits". First girl to come out and ask me how big my penis is.

Gets even weirder. I've talked to her on the phone a few times.. I've never seen her. She got my email cuz of some wierd incident with one of my friends last year. Then she starts talking to me months later and gets my number from my profile and calls me. I haven't talked to her since the second week of August. That conversation she said she liked me.

I said i'll see her once at a park.

Is it just me or does this make no ****ing sense? This girl has a very nice voice, shes in a bunch of sports, and doesn't seem insane...but i'm starting to wonder. I mean I'd never ask a girl out that I just talked to online and maybe on the phone for a bit. All this(When the first girl I mentioned had text me) started happening 3 hours after I turned 16. My life makes no sense anymore or maybe it never did... I guess thats what makes it so fun and confusing.
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Lolz, it's a guy! Bring backup.
 
So I just talked to the last girl I mentioned over the phone right?

Well she told me that she thinks we could be perfect for eachother. Like it's just a feeling she has. I use to have those "gut instincts" all the time. Now most of the time I spill out *idk, whatever, confused, blablabla* in my head.

Anyway 2 of my friends(who happen to be girls) that I don't want to really be friends with anymore..there drama queens... dislike this girl. I mean DISLIKE her. So I probably will go out with her for that sole reason, they wont speak to me anymore either that or they will obsessed with trying to figure out why im dating her.

Hopefully I can eliminate these friendships and not look like a complete jackass doing it!

I wonder if they ever tried this on seinfeld?
 
You seem to have a lot of female attention. If I had that much I would drug them all and give them each a cage. I would then hire out the cage to "customers." I would be a cage pimp. And maybe if the women were popular, I could put animals in the cages too. Not with the women, that'd be dangerous, and disgusting. I would never expand my business to men though. Who could cage such a magnificent beast? :x
 
so which one are you choosing? hot or not?
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I chose the hot one, then she turned into "Well I don't wanna ruin our friendship I mean if we break up" So I agreed with her, then she's all like "but I really REALLY like you". So then she wanted to know what I thought. I told her, that we shouldn't go out.

Anyway she'll probably become obsessed with me or hate me or a combination of both if I go out with this other chick I last mentioned.

You seem to have a lot of female attention. If I had that much I would drug them all and give them each a cage. I would then hire out the cage to "customers." I would be a cage pimp. And maybe if the women were popular, I could put animals in the cages too. Not with the women, that'd be dangerous, and disgusting. I would never expand my business to men though. Who could cage such a magnificent beast?
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I think a small tear of laughter come down my left eye.
 
Reginald said:
You seem to have a lot of female attention. If I had that much I would drug them all and give them each a cage. I would then hire out the cage to "customers." I would be a cage pimp. And maybe if the women were popular, I could put animals in the cages too. Not with the women, that'd be dangerous, and disgusting. I would never expand my business to men though. Who could cage such a magnificent beast? :x
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just found this:
 
Reginald, lets go 50/50 on this. I'll get the women, you get the cages! An audience should be no problem to find.
 
Surely keeping women in cages is a foul and demonic act that breaks international humanitarian law, and the moral conventions of present civilised society?
 
swiss said:
Surely keeping women in cages is a foul and demonic act that breaks international humanitarian law, and the moral conventions of present civilised society?
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Not if people pay to fap to it, lol!
 
swiss said:
Surely keeping women in cages is a foul and demonic act that breaks international humanitarian law, and the moral conventions of present civilised society?
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well maybe, but it still looks cool in clubs.
 
swiss said:
Surely keeping women in cages is a foul and demonic act that breaks international humanitarian law, and the moral conventions of present civilised society?
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Indeed! We must bomb whereever that is with waves of cluster bombs, indiscriminately! For great justice!
 
It's obviously not my house.
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Fed Ex them over(or a euro equivlant) over to me!! Quick!!

Anyway i'll be asking this girl out tuesday when I see her next.
 
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