I owned my brother.

[Steve]

My brother was downstairs doing something, so I decided to own him. I go onto his computer and quickly set his wallpaper to tub-gal, take a screenshot of it and set it as his wallpaper, move the taskbar to the top of the screen and set it to auto hide and slap all his real icons in a hidden folder called desktop. I then set his firefox homepage to goatse and download bonzi-buddy.

You are an evil, evil man.

Keep up the good work, soldier.

 

[Jangle]

Has he noticed it yet? You have to tell us how he reacts to seeing that. Tub-Girl is by far the most revolting mentally disturbing image in the history of man kind.

i was physically sick when i saw that

 

[Dalamari]

Once when I left Foxtrot's house I popped his browser onto Black Snake (gay pron site)

 

[kirovman]

Once when I left Foxtrot's house I popped his browser onto Black Snake (gay pron site)

The joke's on you if he likes it

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Won't you brother now think you look at tub girl and goatse? He could just tell your parents the pictures you've been looking at.

 

[kirovman]

Won't you brother now think you look at tub girl and goatse? He could just tell your parents the pictures you've been looking at.

Maybe his parents bet on who is going to humiliate the other brother more.

 

[ne0_shiny]

omg, i said that!
lol...

Ok, I may sounded like an idot asking this but...what is bonzi buddy?

whats bonzai buddy???

and goatse

anyway...whats goatse?

 

[Ames]

You know, I've never seen goatse. Only sensed it.

 

[beam]

If I wasn't afraid for my eyes I would google it. I imagine it has something to do with a goat :naughty:

 

[Ames]

If I wasn't afraid for my eyes I would google it. I imagine it has something to do with a goat :naughty:

No goats. My eyes hath not seen it...but I know what it is.

*shudders

disclaimer: AM I RITE?

 

[Hazar]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse

good warning

 

[Computer5k]

It can best be described as a man ripping his arsehole apart.
I could go into more detail, but that would be unnecessary

 

[oldagerocker]

My brother was downstairs doing something, so I decided to own him. I go onto his computer and quickly set his wallpaper to tub-gal, take a screenshot of it and set it as his wallpaper, move the taskbar to the top of the screen and set it to auto hide and slap all his real icons in a hidden folder called desktop. I then set his firefox homepage to goatse and download bonzi-buddy.

OWNED

note: I am not just cruel, this is justafied some how.

You forgot to invert the mouse buttons, invert the direction and make it very very slow. I've done what you did to friends allot. Also, screeny the desktop with the icons on. set that as the wallpaper and then hide desktop icons etc and turn everything upside down using the gfx card rotate option.

 

[Teh_Poet]

You forgot to invert the mouse buttons, invert the direction and make it very very slow. I've done what you did to friends allot. Also, screeny the desktop with the icons on. set that as the wallpaper and then hide desktop icons etc and turn everything upside down using the gfx card rotate option.

how do you invert the mouse direction?

I use Microsoft XP, btw

 

[Hazar]

look for a set orientation setting in the mouse options in the controll panel. Push the mouse sideways, so whenever you push your mouse up, it goes sideways

 

[Blakeb155]

Those who don't know what goatse is its just as bad as tub-gal. So if you've seen one you'll know the disgusting sensation you get when you see those images. If you haven't seen either, Google at your own risk!

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

he woke me up from my nap and bitched me out, but it was so worth it. I have this girlfriend who thinks bonzi buddy is really cute :x she she intentionally downloaded it :| she says hes awesome and the cutest thing she's ever seen -barf-

btw i'm desensitized to goatse and tubgal because my friends have owned me with them so many times, so setting it up wasen't hard. He however isin't used to them and almost barfs when he sees tubgurl

 

[Danimal]

If I wasn't afraid for my eyes I would google it. I imagine it has something to do with a goat :naughty:

Think of a man strecthing his asshole to the size of a football. And that is goatse.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Think of a man strecthing his asshole to the size of a football. And that is goatse.

thats actually his vagina (yes this man has a vagina and testes) because you can see his anus opening slightly higher on his backend. Disturbing I know, but the photo no longer bothers me in the least. Not that I look at it intentionally. /me faps to goatse

 

[Orcone101]

You study that photo...?

 

[VirusType2]

Think of a man strecthing his asshole to the size of a football. And that is goatse.

Holy shit dude!
just reading that has ****ed me up forever. I am so glad I wasn't curious enough to check it out.. :x

I had never heard of it untill i joined this forum.

Everyone here seems to know all about it...
..A little too well :naughty:

 

[Ames]

Holy shit dude!
just reading that has ****ed me up forever. I am so glad I wasn't curious enough to check it out.. :x

I had never heard of it untill i joined this forum.

Everyone here seems to know all about it...
..A little too well :naughty:

It's internet culture. Crazy weirdos.

 

[destrukt]

there's worse :x

 

[Ranga]

there's worse :x

don't utter that language here...... :x

babyheadcrab, u are so soft.... if you really wanted him stuffed... load on ist.bar! it took me 2-3 days to remove it , and internet explorer still doesn't work, not that i need it for much

this thread has turned into yet another spammers paradise... :flame:

 

[Raziaar]

Ugh. Goatse and *******? Come on. I can pull better pranks out of my ass(pun intended) that don't involve grossouts.

Kids these days...

 

[kirovman]

Never seen goatse before (thank god- I just read the wikipedia article :x), but I've heard of it plenty of times like on every web forum and every website.
I've never let my curiousity get the better of me in this case, I figured it was something pretty bad from people talking about it. "OMG! j00 got pwned by goatse!" :dozey: