I think I suffer from Mild Paranoia

[MorganFreeman911]

Yea, so.


I always think people are laughing at me when they laugh near me or at someone near me. Would that be classified as Paranoia?

 

[63]

Yes.

You're probably also a witch.

 

[bam23]

LOL








I was just laughing at your sig.

 

[ailevation]

Oh yeah... I think I suffer from the same shit. Maybe everybody does.

 

[bliink]

No. Its something simpler... insecurity or some such.
EDIT: Paranoia is more like "Hey.. I'm writing you this note because my room is bugged, and they can hear every word!"

 

[MorganFreeman911]

I see, thanks for the serious answer, and Whats with the sig, 6Three, I'm flattered.
EDIT: And my paranoia dosn't stretch to the Internets... Yet. (DUN DUN DUN)
EDIT2: Lol nice Re-sig.

 

[63]

No seriously. I had a really good laugh at you, just 30 seconds ago. My bro walked in and I told him what was so funny, and he totally roffled.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Well, that origionally was the plan, to spice up the forums after Stevie died and the dude from Topgear went into critical condition and me missing Pirate Day yesteday.

That and I needed to say that I'm paranoid.

 

[63]

I don't know who Stevie or Topgear are. I haven't been around the forums lately.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Stevie = Steve Irwin, and one of the topgear people went into Critical condition today from a high speed crash.

 

[63]

That Steve :|

 

[MorganFreeman911]

No, not stevie wonder.

 

[63]

Is blind.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Yes he is. And your signature is really long.

 

[Skaadi]

Yes he is. And your signature is really long.

But funny.......

 

[Skaadi]

Gah double post.

 

[Dan]

How do you know that they aren't laughing at you? If I saw somehow who was freaked about everyone laughing at him I'd probably laugh at him.

 

[Jintor]

What's going on here? I don't understand any of this. Are you guys plotting against me in your secret weird codes?

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Yes.

 

[kirovman]

GordonFreeman911? Yep, definately acute paranoia.

 

[CptStern]

No. Its something simpler... insecurity or some such.
EDIT: Paranoia is more like "Hey.. I'm writing you this note because my room is bugged, and they can hear every word!"

pffft, amatuer, they have cameras that see everything ..the only surefire way of avoiding detection is by using telepathy ...while wearing a tinfoil hat to keep the cia from reading your mind of course

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Alright then, I'm not paranoid, cause I'm not like Stern.

 

[Jintor]

Fool! Tinfoil hats amplify certain radio waves - ones that are licenced to the US Government!

 

[eraser]

No one's laughing at you. Don't let your thoughts dwell on this, because it'll probably become a problem.

 

[SimonomiS]

Become a comedian.

 

[Tr0n]

I think you just suffer from stupidity.

 

[Beerdude26]

I think you just suffer from stupidity.

Aspergers syndrome ftw D:

 

[CyberPitz]

I know I'm mildly paranoid, because when I'm driving, and a car is behind me, and takes 2 turns the same as me, I start taking RANDOM turns to see if they still follow me, or speed up to speeds exceeding the speed limit to lose them....

 

[PvtRyan]

POEPLE R SETALING MY MEGAHURTZ!!!11

*tinfoil hat*

 

[CrazyHarij]

youre suffering from social anxiety, not paranoia

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Right-o, What exactly is that?

 

[CyberPitz]

Social anxiety is an experience of fear, apprehension or worry regarding social situations and being evaluated by others. People vary in how often they experience anxiety in this way or in which kinds of situations. Anxiety about public speaking, performance, or interviews is common

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_anxiety

 

[Slacker]

You don't have paranoia, you have mild insecurity.

I used to be really, really paranoid. I mean, I'd check every nook and cranny in my room and loft before I could fall asleep. That's why I shy away from horror movies, I'm totally overimaginitive and they usually just end up worrying me.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Elbowing assholes in the stomach always soothes my Social Anxiety. Like yesterday someone put sticky things on my 200$ jacket.
I elbowed him in the stomach in class. What a dickweedface.

 

[Azner]

ouch, try a box in the nose, that hurts alot