I think I'm gonna grow a beard

Doesn't everyone have sideburns?

Edit: Delusional, they're called mutton chops
 
I've been able to grow a full beard since I was 16. I used to let it grow out if I ever needed to pass for 18. People still marvel at my rediculously fast growing and thick beard. It's a curse though, because I'm clean shaven for only like an hour, and it gets itchy beyond measure if I go much more than a week without shaving.
 
Shaggy was hot, let's not kid ourselves here. Man I wanted to be Velma. Now that I kind of turned out like her it's a bit disappointing.

What!? I thought all women hated beards.
 
Or do this.
beard_research.jpg
 
I wanna go for the jim morrison look

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Unfortunately my beard doesn't grow completely evenly yet so it would be scraggly as hell if i tried :(
 
I already have a beard, it needs to be trimmed it's getting a little... unruly.

It's a little odd, a lot of my beard is a different colour to my hair.
 
Same here. Mines hair is brown, but the beardo has shades of grey, brown, black and red all over. It adds an extra bit of sexiness imo
 
Legend has it that eating enough of your pubes jams you into a void between male and female.





I'll keep you updated.
 
I generally can't be assed to shave unless I have to. So I look a bit scruffy most of the time.
 
I think you have to be British to get away with it.

"Arsed".
 
Pics or it didn't happen.
Post your pic.
It looks like hell now, but in a few weeks pics will come. Unless I shave it off before then, which is likely. The reason I do this is because I have exam this week, and I never shave during the exams.
Doesn't everyone have sideburns?

Edit: Delusional, they're called mutton chops
Sideburns and mutton chops are the same thing.

I'm thinking of getting one of these:
burnside.jpg
 
Sweet, do it. You know it's the sensible thing to do.
 
I wish i could grow a beard. I get about as far as long stubble which by itself looks stupid. I'll probably be able to grow a proper one at the age of around 25. Heres hoping!
 
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