I WAS CAUGHT!

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New here. Yep. Sorry. But anyway, I was just over my friends house, and I come home to see that internet explorer is up on my computer in my room. Ok.... that meens my dad was on the computer. Oh well....


Crap.....


The history of all the sites I've vistited are up on the screen...

The list clearly has porn in it...

My dad hasn't confronted me yet.... so maybe it was my brother on the computer.
He was acting really odd when I was talking to him 5 minutes ago. So yeah. Never been caught looking up porn. Thats what just happend to me 15 mins ago. Very nervous, pacing in my room. Alright, idk what to do... shiit.... ehhh..... help what should I do...:(
 
Hey, first of all - welcome to the forums :)

Speaking from newbie to newbie, you should probably know that there is severe join date elitism on these forums, so you can expect a lot of cruel (and funny) responses from the older members.

That said, now onto your problem: I think you should just act natural, clear the history and then pretend it never happened. If your dad confronts you about it, then ask to see it on the internet history, and when it's not there you can make him think he's gone insane and seeing things. And stop pacing, it tends to make you more panicked than less.

How old are you, by the way?
 
Depends on what kind of porn and your gender.

If your a male and was looking at nude women, then it was probably a sigh of relief tbh.
 
Your dad probably masturbated at your computer.
 
Your dad probably enjoys, in many ways, the same porn as you. Now there's a scary thought.
 
Oh, I hope you weren't looking at one of those German sheiser videos.
Or Brazilian poop eating pron. You cannot unsee that.
Or the now famous David Carradine strangle yourself while whacking off porn.

To solve this potential problem in the future, Google Blackhole Proxy.
It erases all history every time you close the browser.
 
I was hoping this would be about -actually- getting caught doing the dirty deed!

Jeez, learn to not keep a history. :p That's like porn 101, ffs...
 
Also, if you are dumb enough to SAVE that stuff on your 'puter, put it in a hidden folder. GEEEEZ. and clean up after yourself. Your Mom knows she doesn't starch your socks.
 
That or set your browser to not record your history (Or delete it every time you wank... There's an idea.)
 
"I was doing research" who cares if it makes sense.
 
oh god... great responses lol. I am actually 14, male, and no longer use a sock. My mom found it under my dresser while cleaning, so now I.... nope, i'm not gonna say it. Alright... time to delete internet explorer from my computer.
 
lol wut? You don't need to delete the entire program, just the history...
 
Delete Internet Explorer? Yeah, let me know how that one goes.
 
Update on the situation. All in all... this actually helped me out alot. Learned how to delete history completely, learned how to delete cookies... (yum), and learned how to delete saved passwords for myspace and everything.
 
He's checking to see if the webcam is set up right. Looking at the history is just a distraction.
 
Remember to delete those temporary files.

My friend and I had fun going through those after he bro was done with the com.
 
Never used a sock myself either. How can people reuse them? I dont know how I'd feel if I came into something and then left it in my room for several days/weeks/months, let alone doing that while refilling it every couple days. Tissue and a trash can fellas, be sanitary.
 
a shower makes the boys go by by

also i got caught almost in the act before. its something to be embarrassed about but doing it is all natural. if you don't you'll wake up in a steaming pile of goo and then its even more embarrassing.
 
OP, find out which member of your family caught you.

Then seduce them.

Then post a thread about it.

You will be loved by the community.
 
wow how old are you 5??
just wait for him to talk to you about it. if he doesnt then assume he never saw it holy shit
 
Don't be afraid of their response, it's normal to watch porn at your age and almost every parent knows about that.
 
Should only be worried about what type of porn it was in the history panel.

This is why I go on image sites :p Less trojans and less hassle since all the URLs are just code.
 
aznafro said:
just wait for him to talk to you about it. if he doesnt then assume he never saw it holy shit
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I'd just like you to know that I really really like the 'holy shit' at the end of your post, mainly because it is so so confusing and out of place and vague, it's really great.

Google Chrome has a great feature that doesn't save anything at all to your computer. It's good for porns on a shared computer.

Going incognito doesn't affect the behavior of other people, servers, or software. Be wary of:
Websites that collect or share information about you
Internet service providers or employers that track the pages you visit
Malicious software that tracks your keystrokes in exchange for free smileys
Surveillance by secret agents
People standing behind you
 
Wait...people use socks instead of tissues? What the ****ing shit?
 
DEATHMASTER said:
Wait...people use socks instead of tissues? What the ****ing shit?
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The sock is completely clean after the next machine wash, the relevant particle stain that was once on the sock is now evenly distributed throughout all the other clothing that was evidently inside the wash as well.
 
I am pretty sure that the sock thing is just a popular myth. No one would be that gross, and the only people who do do that are young'uns who have heard about the sock thing and think that that's somehow what they're supposed to do.
 
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