I WAS CAUGHT!

Why is anyone surprised by this? He wears dragon shirts, and he cums to dragon pictures... didnt we all know this beforehand?
They looked good on my ex and she actually liked my taste in shirts.

Too bad her huge knockers stretched my favorite shirt to unwearable proportions now.
 
I see the whole "I HAVE A GF WHICH MEANS IM BETTER THAN UU!!"
or
"I GET LAID SO IM BETTER THAN U"
subtopic(s) coming soon.

*gets in the bunker*
 
Um, if they really are existent, aren't they already here? Saturos already made a slightly unnecessary comment about his ex girlfriend and her 'huge knockers'. Perhaps you meant that you're anticipating a backlash, but I don't think that implication is really there, and if it is, the rest of the forum is probably intelligent enough to ignore it.
 
Um, if they really are existent, aren't they already here? Saturos already made a slightly unnecessary comment about his ex girlfriend and her 'huge knockers'. Perhaps you meant that you're anticipating a backlash, but I don't think that implication is really there, and if it is, the rest of the forum is probably intelligent enough to ignore it.
Or maybe not. :cheese:
 
I was caught thrice with porn on my computer. I lost my internet privileges for a very considerable amount of time on the second and third instance. Most people here can vouch for that. :p
 
I never got caught. My brother did a couple times though. I remember my sister telling me he caught him actually looking at it, when she was like, seven. It made me laugh. But man, my brother sucked at covering his tracks. He had all sorts of history and even files on the hard drive that I came across. Hes lucky my parents didnt know how to use the computer very well, or he would have been caught several more times.
 
The best thing to do would probably sit down and talk about this with him.
What the hell? What the ****? Why the hell would you do that? I can see it now:

Dad? Have a seat over here. Dad, I looked at porn! Spank me, spank me! I'm so naughty! Such a naughty naughty boy!

Oh, sorry.


If he cares enough about it to speak to you about it than he will. If not, then whatever, you're good.
 
"Hey Dad, I was looking at porn, thought you'd like this selection. Very tasteful stuff."
 
You know, this thread is funny to me, because I've never been "caught" looking at porn. Since I was twelve, everybody knew. Friends, family. People at the library because I used to use the internet and the printers there and would unabashedly surf porn in full view of other people.

I was never caught, because that implies I was trying to hide something in the first place.
 
Saturos' mum has huge knockers.

She stretched my wolf shirt to unwearable proportions.
 
You know, this thread is funny to me, because I've never been "caught" looking at porn. Since I was twelve, everybody knew. Friends, family. People at the library because I used to use the internet and the printers there and would unabashedly surf porn in full view of other people.

I was never caught, because that implies I was trying to hide something in the first place.

printers? you printed porn in the library?
 
This is the closest i've ever been to getting caught...

Me: Uh... Wait. Stop right there for a few seconds, don't take another step

Mom: Oh god. Are you wearing pants?

Me: Uh... no?

Mom: Christ, there's a window right over there you know...

I walk around valiantly nude all the time in my home, so this would not work.

Also, someone inform me of this google chrome feature! I have google chrome, but im not aware of any... incognito functions.
 
You haven't become an hero yet. Here. Let me give you my gun.

an_hero2.jpg



hurr hurr hurr bork bork
 
The folder has tabbed separators for different categories, clearly marked.
 
There is one problem on my comy is that my history can be viewed by my parents computers becouse it is connected by one router so even if I delete my history they can still view the routers history itself since its stored(Dont know how to solve this as my parents are total nerds and know considarbly more about comys than I do) and I dont have the password to access the router so I am screwed bigtime.
 
I view porn whenever I'd like without consequence.

Go me.
 
Protip: Get your own computer and password protect it.
 
New here. Yep. Sorry. But anyway, I was just over my friends house, and I come home to see that internet explorer is up on my computer in my room. Ok.... that meens my dad was on the computer. Oh well....


Crap.....


The history of all the sites I've vistited are up on the screen...

The list clearly has porn in it...

My dad hasn't confronted me yet.... so maybe it was my brother on the computer.
He was acting really odd when I was talking to him 5 minutes ago. So yeah. Never been caught looking up porn. Thats what just happend to me 15 mins ago. Very nervous, pacing in my room. Alright, idk what to do... shiit.... ehhh..... help what should I do...:(


Download and let it run at start up of windows CCLEANER

Done.

/END of thread!
 
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