If HL2 aliens came to earth how would u act?

I would break out the deckchairs and find a place with a nice view to watch the slaughter.

Then I'd go on the Net and ask lots of Americans how it felt to be totally pwned by spacemen with bigger guns than them.

Then I'd ensure my survival by donning a black suit and walking around slowly with a briefcase, with my speech slurred from the gin I would keep in it, while lots of people form wacky theories about who I really am.
 
I'd ask them if I'm right about the lack of connection between the Combine and Xen.

Before being turned into a Stalker. Then again, with the job I do, you don't quite need limbs/higher brain functions.

-Angry Lawyer
 
I'd give them what they wanted...their leader back. That being Michael Jackson.
 
i'd suit up in my kevlar vest, s10 respirator and kevlar helmet (to stop headcrabs), grab my 10" survival knife and my bsa carbine air rifle (i dont own real guns, its UK)
Then in my pocket i would have a tin of 500 pellets
I would carry my rucksack with 10kg's of dried food and 4 litres of water to start myself off. I would carry survival gear, selected items from my closet.

Then i would grab the keys to one of the cars in the yard, i have a choice of:
A 1970's transit
A ford fiesta 1.1
A Vauxhall astra
Another Vauxhall astra
A mini clubman estate with no roof and no engine......
and a toyota celica gts.

Hmmmm i think i would take the celica.
I would stuff the boot with my 5 military jerry cans i have and then drive to the local petrol station and fill them up, if theres anyone there to cause a problem they get the 10" knife in their neck.
Then i would go to my uncles and get 2 shotguns, with plenty of ammo (or take 1, leave him 1)
Then i would drive to wales and find somewhere in the mountains to stay, make a shelter as far away from cities and people as possible with a good vantage point to see things coming.
I would spend my time chasing sheep and eating them and collecting water from welsh streams and killing anything that comes near.
The area around my "home base" would be absolutley saturated with traps of all kinds so i could get a good nights sleep.

.......man, i've got it all planned out.
 
Too bad aliens will probably be indestructible killing machines, immune to everything but pop tarts.

"FIRE THE POP TART CANNON!"
 
Ennui said:
Dammit, I was so about to siggify that, then I looked and saw that you already had.

I'd get my friends together, get some guns, food and water, and then hole up somewhere and hope a random portal doesn't open inside of it.
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You can sig it if you want, I dont mind :p
 
pfft, I would go find me an HEV suit, some weapons, and start laying the beatdown
 
TheAmazingRando said:
Become a metrocop of course! :rolleyes:
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i would be the administrator before anyone else surrenders and rule earth!
 
MarcoPollo said:
I would camp, with a shield and akimbo barettas!
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I think akimbo SPAS-12 would make you last longer than those puny berettas
 
I'd go back in time with my time machine. Then I would command everyone to build an intergalactic transporter, so we could attack the galaxy of the Half-Life 2 aliens before they find our planet. Everyone thinks I'm a prophet, and I'm able to reunite the scattered pieces of humankind. King Arthur shows his loyalty by giving me the Excalibur. Together me and a few selected noble warriors will fight our way into the evil alien emperor's castle, and in the final battle that takes place on a high mountain above the lava fields, dragon hives and goblin barracks, me and my trusted companions crush the emperor and steal his crown. It turns out that the emperor was holding the whole alien galaxy together, so now that he is no more, the galaxy is going to impload. What follows is a breath-taking race against time, as me and my blood brothers escape the alien realm. We all are happy, but at the same time scared, as we witness the final hours of this surreal alien galaxy. We return to Earth, and with the alien emperor's crown in hand, and the Excalibur in the other, I march among my warriors to celebrate this great victory. We are hailed by some as "The greatest heroes there ever lived"
 
i would gather my friends and hold up in the local mall/shopping centre. then, i would sit on the roof, shooting local (zombified) celebrities with a sniper rifle and marking down the names. Arcade games would also be high on my list of priorities.
 
cabbs said:
i would gather my friends and hold up in the local mall/shopping centre. then, i would sit on the roof, shooting local (zombified) celebrities with a sniper rifle and marking down the names. Arcade games would also be high on my list of priorities.
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You, sir, are probably under the influence of Dawn of the Dead
 
I would gather as many people as I can and start barricading a shopping centre or government building, but on the way we raid some gun shops for obvious reasons.

Either that or do it with the people I know and love who deserve to live.
 
We have them all over the place. Heck, there is one next to one of my sister's dancing academies.
 
We need them in England just for emergency alien invasions or recreating Dawn Of The Dead scenes. :(
Right now only thing we can re-enact is Shaun Of The Dead scenes. Except I dont know any pubs with a rifle.
 
The closest thing near me that resembles a gun shop is just an airsoft gun shop...so i'm pretty ****ed unless I find ammo for that shotgun in my garage....long story
 
I got a hospital just 6 blocks away, shouldnt take too long for me to drag myself there and heal me up with some "medkits"....and then
ADMINISTER THE SMACKDOWN
 
I would have a long conversation with Vortigaunts in trans-shiftian
 
I would horde horde horde! Screw the women and children...well not literaly...well maybe mossman.....mmmmm
 
I would use it as an excuse to get some booty first of all.

"hey baby, since the human race is going to die out soon, how about we go out pleasurably?"



Then when were done and she realizes that were not dead yet, is when i'll go administer the smackdown.
 
I would find some way, some how to acquire a hivehand. Be it joining the Combine or what have you, I'm getting a bee gun somehow.

That will be the time of reckoning.
 
I'd get a hold of some pheromone pods, and find me an antlion colony. Then I'd find me a fish spear and "administer the smackdown" to all the antlion guards, then I'd have the entire antlion colony do my bidding :D
 
We have them all over the place. Heck, there is one next to one of my sister's dancing academies.
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I thought anything that even looks like a weapon was banned from civil possession? :O
 
They're either "Collection guns" or "Hunting guns" you need a license for them obviously.
 
Of course i would run around in the street like a headless chicken with the rest of the UNARMED uk population.

And wanting to keep a gun is evil, talking about guns is evil, designing guns is evil, thinking about guns is evil.

I was the kid who got bollocked for drawing a gun design in my free time at school whereas the person designing a car next to me did not.
 
Danimal said:
Are you serious?
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Yes, we were in the library at lunch time, me and my friends used to enjoy drawing and stuff.
Me and 2 mates are sat at a table, talking about different things....politics, cars e.t.c..i was sat there designing a 9mm straight blow back SMG, my friend was drawing other stuff, like a car or something.

Teacher comes over and starts talking to us, looks down at my sheet of paper and completely over-reacts "OMG IS THAT A GUN!!!!"
a load of palava, a visit to the year head to explain why i was designing a gun, to which i had to explain how i like mechanical design and gunsmithing.

Then for the rest of that year (the last year of my school life) i get strange looks from teachers as if i'm gonna do a columbine or something.
 
I have a similar reaction from some teachers after they found out I was into the whole heavy metal thing.

This one time I was making a powerpoint presentation cartoon (I didn't know how to use Flash), I was adding frames per slide to make it long streamed film.

It involved intense violence and gore, a university student was training to become a teacher. He looked at it with sheer horror and said "You're sick."

He then saw a person get stabbed in the face and pinned against a wall and he laughed :|
 
Danimal said:
I have a similar reaction from some teachers after they found out I was into the whole heavy metal thing.

This one time I was making a powerpoint presentation cartoon (I didn't know how to use Flash), I was adding frames per slide to make it long streamed film.

It involved intense violence and gore, a university student was training to become a teacher. He looked at it with sheer horror and said "You're sick."

He then saw a person get stabbed in the face and pinned against a wall and he laughed :|
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Double standard eh?
 
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